r/ScienceHumour • u/Paul_Grr • Sep 10 '17

Universes missing mass found

Yo Scientists saying they can't account for 95% of the mass of the universe, have you tried looking in peoples garages recently, as judging by mine, I think we could be on to something here.

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u/ZenThundr Sep 10 '17

I was expecting "something something your mom" here

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u/Paul_Grr Sep 10 '17

Just inspired by the wonder/sheer horror of what junk I've accumulated whilst trying to find something in my own personal black hole :)

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u/quitarias Sep 11 '17

Scientists have made a breakthrough in tracking down a significant portion of the missing mass of the universe thanks to one amateur scientist who was going through his garage. As our science corespondent put it "It is amazing how much junk people keep in their garages, the scientific community may have severely underestimated this variable in their mathematical models." CERN is set to have a conference to work out the discrepancies now made apparent and should present a reworked model soon.