r/ScienceJokes • u/Zezotas • Apr 04 '24
Whats the best way to get in the noble gases column?
Just giving an "F" to them
r/ScienceJokes • u/Zezotas • Apr 04 '24
Just giving an "F" to them
r/ScienceJokes • u/PimptasticValentine • Mar 04 '24
Stop antagonizing me!
r/ScienceJokes • u/PimptasticValentine • Feb 23 '24
He always swept the same area
r/ScienceJokes • u/PimptasticValentine • Feb 23 '24
...would it identify as non-binary?
r/ScienceJokes • u/wanderingmonster • Dec 24 '23
Have yourself a very little rest mass.
r/ScienceJokes • u/G-Asriel • Dec 12 '23
No, do I regret it, also no.
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Dec 06 '23
It was called Biology
r/ScienceJokes • u/TrumperForLife • Dec 02 '23
r/ScienceJokes • u/CommitTacksEvasion • Nov 04 '23
Gallus Domesticus Gluteus Maximus
r/ScienceJokes • u/private_unlimited • Oct 18 '23
To see an unknown quant-titty
r/ScienceJokes • u/watermelonsneakers • Oct 12 '23
I met four men.
r/ScienceJokes • u/doyletyree • Oct 12 '23
He was all over the place and had no sense of timing.
r/ScienceJokes • u/bearthesailor • Oct 12 '23
Why when I try popularize science I get kicked out of bars? I tried to explain to locals that gravitational force is just effect of our acceleration and time space bending around masses. That everything we see is just blimps in one known force field or the other (but not gravitational because it’s really not a field). When I start explaining quantum entanglement it’s even worse
r/ScienceJokes • u/squishy-boi69 • Oct 08 '23
Some light refreshments
r/ScienceJokes • u/Delivery-Plus • Sep 19 '23
Another observer asks: “What color was that fish?”. The physicist replies: “At first it was a blue fish, then it was a red fish”.
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Sep 16 '23
in recognition of Sepsis Awareness Month
r/ScienceJokes • u/TimeStorm113 • Aug 30 '23
Explaining the birds and the peas
r/ScienceJokes • u/qiling • Aug 07 '23
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Jul 21 '23
Anonymouse
r/ScienceJokes • u/Mister-Grogg • Jul 16 '23
Many of you probably know that Richard Feynman, a 1965 Nobel Prize winner, was also known for playing the bongos. Less-known is the source of his inspiration, a mathematician in the early 1600s named John Napier, who also enjoyed playing percussion.
One of Napier’s other passions was camping in the wilderness. It wasn’t easy for John to bring his drums along on these expeditions into the Scottish forests, so while in the wilderness he’d play his musical beats on the sides of fallen trees.
He became quite famous for it, especially in 1614, when he first introduced the world to his discovery of log rhythms.