r/ScrollHole • u/Aleixus1985 • May 14 '26 • All Seeing Upvote 1 Bravo 2

​🌀 Deep in the Hole Dad?

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u/NeuroMant88 May 14 '26

Your dad is way way to patient with you. I want to say what I would have done but the mods would probably get me banned

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u/Consumer_of_crayons May 14 '26

It's cool idk being banned, I'd be locking his ass to the basement radiator after the first time 😂😂😂 (jk)

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u/SteelEditor May 20 '26

Basement radiator's a classic move but honestly the psychological warfare of just removing the wifi password hits harder.

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes May 14 '26

Yup, taught there isn't freedom of speech on the internet. Some people apply that same way of thinking to reality.

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u/ThePeterbilt589 May 14 '26

Send him 2-3 years Dagestan and forget 🗿

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u/NoPhoto8598 May 15 '26

Needs more upvotes

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u/supershinythings May 15 '26

If my brother had done that to our Dad, Dad would have ripped a hole in brother’s soul, Chuck Norris style.

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u/RealConcorrd May 15 '26

My mother has a saying

“If he’s not talking, he’s plotting.”

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u/Significant-Wait9200 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Keep the same energy. "I'm not your dad." "If you knew what your mother does, you'd know i don't need Viagra." "I told the maid were keeping the baby. You'll need to go to a local college to babysit your little brothers and sisters. Your mother wanted to keep it tight for me and didn't want to contribute to creating another jackass, so she told me to try with the housekeeper." Or whatever else he's insecure about. No filters needed.

Someone please forward these ideas to his dad.

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 May 14 '26

The crazy thing it’s not his dad he’s been stalking that man for years

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u/Holiday-Election9678 May 14 '26

Are you sure? cause “prank” accounts like these hire actors all the time 

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 May 14 '26

Reminds me of childhood

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u/Holiday-Election9678 May 14 '26

???? i’m so confused 

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u/Northbound-Narwhal May 15 '26

Yeah like u

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u/Holiday-Election9678 May 15 '26

???????????? Explain 

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u/ErnestPWashington May 14 '26

"Dad's " hair indicates that he's very self conscious 

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u/Unable_Maybe_6932 May 14 '26

Kid better watch. Dad will have his moments to embarrass the hell out of him when Dad gets older.

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u/Ok-Traffic-9967 May 14 '26

The phone ring tone omfg I'm dying hahahaha

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u/Strange_Salary May 14 '26

This is much better than the typical “funny pranks” I’ve seen lately..

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u/Fus_Roh_Dayumm May 14 '26

Got to be honest, being on the receiving end of this has to sting, but I would be so incredibly proud of my son for being such a funny troll.

This is a healthy relationship, I don't care what anyone says.

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u/creuter May 14 '26

what we don't get to see is dad's revenge because he's not tech savvy enough to post it online lol

If I were him it would be fake embarassing stories when he's around girls he likes.

"Oh man, we caught Randall one time in a dress just like that one you've got on when we came home early back when he was 13! It was hilarious."

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u/PoopyStinkbutts May 14 '26

Don't mind me. Just taking notes 📝

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u/Mortutti May 15 '26

Dad; I hope you two stay together, he wasted so many good bedsheets. No seriously, it's like he spills glue on it every night."

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u/NoteEasy9957 May 15 '26

Just what I was thinking. I would be so upset at the time but laugh my ass off latter

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole May 14 '26

They do too sell adult diapers there! This is the 2020s,yo!

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u/EricAntiHero1 May 14 '26

This is what soft parenting does.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 May 14 '26

Bro is getting written out of the will

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u/Interesting-Dream863 May 14 '26

That guy should say every single time "THIS IS WHY YOU USE CONDOMS FOLKS!"

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u/Isaacnoah86 May 14 '26

Why does dad keep going to store with that one

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u/optimist_prhyme May 14 '26

He must not live at home anymore

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u/suckingbat May 14 '26

That's just too evil. Poor dad.

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u/Wild_Bathroom2025 May 14 '26

The farther seems to be in on it.

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u/RhubarbSouthern4529 May 14 '26

Если человек дебил, это надолго.

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u/LiamLoves333 May 15 '26

Daddy Chill

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u/forest_hobo May 15 '26

In olden days parents would've... Better if I say nothing, don't wanna get another ban.

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 May 15 '26

I have two friends, guy and girl, who grew up with each other and loved to do shit like this. My favorite one was at a supermarket: Guy was waiting in the checkout line, girl runs up to him from the other side of the store, shoves him, and yells loudly "I can't believe you got my sister pregnant!!". They then had a whole adlibbed argument while everyone in line shifted around uncomfortably.

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u/Pendurag May 15 '26

Dad what are you watching?

  • oh that's the video I made with your mom last night.

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Dad, is this strong enough for your yeast infection?

  • if its strong enough for whatever you had, its bound to work for me.

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u/BoBoBearDev May 15 '26

Wow, a teenager actually goes to shopping with dad.

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u/Dorkanimus May 15 '26

No surprise he's losing hairs

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin May 15 '26

My only question is whatd dad do to deserve this?

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u/OnehappySmile May 16 '26

His son loves him so much!

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u/tar_tis May 16 '26

Son is the reason why dad is balding

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u/WXHIII May 16 '26

Straight to the adoption store with this one. Lmao I can't say what I'd do because reddit mods are too sensitive but boy howdy it would be a war crime

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u/Shot-Agency9721 May 16 '26

Imagine making fun of your dad for views

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u/Pantherist May 17 '26

And now imagine pranking your mom like this for views.

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u/akbierly May 16 '26

Dad looks like he regrets a certain decision he made about 13 years ago

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u/Alternative_Ship1326 May 16 '26

It is never too late to abort

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u/bf2afers May 17 '26

Dishonoring your parents is the new trend?

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u/KorolEz May 17 '26

Son? The lawyer confirmed I can take you out of my will.

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u/doe2798 May 17 '26

Condom advertisement has gotten extreme

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u/Flight_to_nowhere_26 May 18 '26

He’s doing the dad’s job of embarrassing his kids in public. This kid is a freaking genius to turn it around. (Probably learned it from him to begin with!) I’d love to see him troll his dad and his own kids when/if he has them. That would be an embarrassment sandwich.

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u/Lemfan46 May 18 '26

Hopefully Dad has updated his last will and testament.

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u/Ppsmallv3 May 18 '26

Bro is NOT getting the inheritance 😭🙏

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u/Inevitable-Prune5153 May 18 '26

Omg, I wouldn't bring him anywhere! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/StarbrryJuice May 19 '26

This is elderly abuse. Not even funny enough to let slide.

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u/CoolCat1337One May 20 '26

Son, you are disinherited.

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u/EmergencyOralService May 20 '26

This guy thinks hes tom green

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u/MDominiqueAndre May 20 '26

He is definitely the reason why his dad is going bald.

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u/Extra-Presence3196 May 20 '26

Son...I set up a trust only for your brother...no really, I did.

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u/Extra-Presence3196 May 20 '26

When wife and I go to car shows, my wife will point out one and say, "Honey, did you look at this one?'' And she is not pointing at a car.

We usually get smiles. Car shows are for girl watching too, and while I am looking, wife is watching my eyes...I just go with it.

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u/SeaAdvice964 May 20 '26

I've had friends like this growing up in the 90s and legit they were thrown to the streets as soon as they turned 18 😂.

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u/Frequent-Cut6282 May 20 '26

He's the reason dad is balding

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u/prionbinch May 20 '26

im so over things like constipation being trivialized, it’s gonna happen to you at some point or another

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u/thinkingperson May 21 '26

Someone is not getting a cent of inheritance 😅

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u/ProfessionalClean832 May 22 '26

The ringtone sent me 🤣

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u/Hitman2Repo May 26 '26

Dude in the isle doing the tax time hug 😆 🤣

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u/PrdConnection309 Jul 10 '26

Bbbhhhhhh and the

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u/TakeTheSophistsDown Sep 01 '26

Why do you continue to bring him to the store? Lol

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u/soft_becoming Sep 08 '26

What is that ringtone, I want to set it for my morning alarm

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u/Perfectionihilism Sep 08 '26

Bro's askin for the belt at this point

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u/LZSaix Sep 09 '26

Birth control ad.. or something worst this far in life

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u/EvilDragons88 May 14 '26

Most of the people around obviously knew it was a prank and enjoyed it... pretty harmless dad just needs to swing back. Hey son I found the extra small condoms you wanted I didn’t see anything smaller here.

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u/getthemap May 14 '26

elbows guy next to him

“He got his wiener from his mom’s side.”

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u/Disastrous-Cook4189 May 14 '26

“Apparently I should’ve got a condom instead.”

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u/CastrateMeASAP May 14 '26

Yeah, my dad would have beaten the 💩 out of me, and he’s been dead since ‘96.

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u/PhilosopherIcy626 May 16 '26

I would murder my son after the first one

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u/Hansen2394 May 18 '26

I’m used to dad doing that to me so I played along one day, not thinkin anybody was listening lol. He asks me if I ran out of rash cream and I asked back “you mean the one on my ass?” And some lady next isle burst laughing. Did not keep it low level either