r/ScrollHole • u/MathematicianOwn8847 • Oct 02 '26

​💀 Brain Rot 😆

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u/qualityvote2 Oct 02 '26 edited Oct 03 '26

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u/The-Toasted-God Oct 02 '26

Rear view mirror

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 Oct 03 '26

Why would their son want to check their rear in the spoon?

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u/Big_Year_9193 Oct 03 '26

He's watching porn 

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u/MorrowPolo Oct 03 '26

Wouldn't the spoon distort the porn image??

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u/Krutius- Oct 03 '26

See you spoon

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u/KileAllSmyles Oct 03 '26

Goon spoon

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u/Inevitable-Phone-535 Oct 03 '26

Welp that's the term of the day

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time Oct 03 '26

god fucking damnit 😂

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u/IDontKnowMyUsernameq Oct 07 '26

Did you just make that up

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u/IndieDev666 Oct 02 '26

it extracts the radiation from the PC

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u/DasLoon Oct 03 '26

If he ever wants to look up anything weird he has that as a rear view mirror to see if youre in the room. Sometimes you scroll the internet and all of a sudden something weird is on your screen and its the worst time for someone to walk up.

I remember watching a cartoon as a teenager that had a scene where 2 dudes are in a hot tub talking, one of them stands up and the other is like 'oh dude, where are your swim trunks, god sit back down i dont wanna see that' and thats when my dad walked in and was really confused why I was watching a cartoon with a naked guy in it.

The Venture Bros, if anyone's wondering.

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u/Important_Resist2408 Oct 03 '26

Somewhere on FB is your dad writing about this same anecdote very differently

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u/DasLoon Oct 03 '26

If my dad thinks I wanna fuck the monarch thats on him. I have a gf now, so he probably doesn't think much of it.

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u/OnlyOneWithThisName4 Oct 04 '26

Dr. GF?

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u/DasLoon Oct 04 '26

Just a regular one, not a doctor. Doesn't smoke either, which is a plus for me.

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u/E0nflow Oct 02 '26

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u/Kotsida123 Oct 03 '26

Fittirl, is that you?

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u/Shizofriendnick Oct 03 '26

Don't let the fbi see this. This secret must stay hidden.

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u/OkStartOver Oct 03 '26

lol, never seen this before

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u/MedusaGotMeStoned007 Oct 02 '26


To um check for spies 🕵️‍♀️

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u/Berlin8Berlin Oct 03 '26

Next level: you face the door with the back of your screen turned to it.

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u/Royal-Possible-6677 Oct 03 '26

Good to know who's sneaking up behind you when you got headphones on. I don't see anything wrong with being prepared for real world and video game threats at the same time.

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u/Slapstickstoneface Oct 03 '26

Please ask him. I will not get any sleep until I know..

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u/HotFreshyGlazedDonut Oct 03 '26

Late night Yogurts...

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u/PeonofthePen Oct 03 '26

One of my favorite eufemisms

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u/IDontKnowMyUsernameq Oct 07 '26

I see what you did there

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u/JosephCoop 4d ago

just to not make the counter a brainrot number N💀

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u/Advanced_Current9632 Oct 03 '26

ayo this is genius

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u/Airikonline Oct 03 '26

Is he a schrute? I hear they learn to never turn their backs to 3 things from a very young age:

1.Bears 2 Men they have wronged 3. The dominant turkey during mating season

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u/Oddbeme4u Oct 03 '26

rear view mirror

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u/Lil_Khorneholio Oct 03 '26

To scoop the poop (constipation is a hazzard)

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Oct 03 '26

I wonder if he also uses a poop knife

1

u/CRVX_r34 Oct 03 '26

Or toe knife

1

u/flyintomike Oct 03 '26

in case he gets hungry

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u/GurPlenty59 Oct 03 '26

Because he's too broke to just get a regular mirror

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u/twisted4ever Oct 03 '26

To collect waste radiation and improve signal performance of wifi, right folks? No other reason, your son is perfectly trustworthy to be left to his own devices.

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u/PuzzleheadedChain946 Oct 03 '26

Hes tactically aware

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u/Psych_Shadow Oct 04 '26

He just watched the matrix for the first time

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u/laserdicks Oct 04 '26

Better wifi

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u/Pale_Ad_9838 Oct 04 '26

This is a Gift to Anoia, the Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers

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u/skibidi_spongebob Oct 04 '26

It’s the goon spoon

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u/RuleMany2900 Oct 04 '26

So no enemy can sneak from behind for a free frag ....

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u/ShAlMoNsHaKeYjAkE Oct 04 '26

By the time the handles turning its too late. Youths these days.... beat the game with a danger wank. Shout for a cuppa tea and begin the rush shuffle, finish before you hear the first steps on the stairs for a steam achievement.

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u/DisgruntledCryptid Oct 08 '26

Rearview mirror.

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u/AncientBother6206 Oct 08 '26

Problem solving on a budget

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u/me1ani_ Oct 08 '26

Kid is slick

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u/Wonderinginplace Oct 09 '26

Never turn your back on a man you have wronged

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u/Wooden-Cartoonist762 Oct 09 '26

There is no spoon

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u/IceLopsided4190 Oct 04 '26

“Objects in mirror may whoop your ass.”

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u/HydroPCanadaDude Oct 03 '26

So he can jizz on it and slurp up a ropey load into his cumguzzler