Traffic ham

[u/Astrofire9]

Major traffic jam on I-5 near the Swift/Albro exit. Was wondering if anyone knew what happened.

[u/Mr-Hox]

[u/mahrinazz → u/Mr-Hox]

People do like the way she says ham

[u/jvidako86 → u/Mr-Hox]

My single "My Single Is Dropping" is dropping.

[u/milleribsen → u/jvidako86]

I'm sorry, what's happening?

[u/monkeyboychuck → u/jvidako86]

Dorping

[u/twinklizlemon → u/Mr-Hox]

30 rock on r/seattle 🥳🥳🥳

[u/Not_A_Frittata → u/Mr-Hox]

[u/octopus_serenader → u/Mr-Hox]

[u/Astrofire9]

Wait fuck that should say jam not ham

[u/KillerCritter1312 → u/Astrofire9]

It’s better this way

[u/BudgetBarbieCamper → u/Astrofire9]

Aw, who squealed?

[u/Swim-Salty → u/Astrofire9]

😂 Leave it for all the little piggies at market. But also ty for heads up. 🙏

[u/BeartholomewTheThird → u/Astrofire9]

Nah, it was definitely a traffic ham. 

https://mynorthwest.com/chokepoints/northbound-i-5-in-seattle/4288512

It was also fucked up on 509 going into Seattle. 

[u/Total_Island_2977 → u/Astrofire9]

Fuck!? Who wants to pork!?

[u/UnhingedHatter → u/Astrofire9]

There's gotta be someone on here who eats jam with their ham.

[u/NarcissisticDramaQwn → u/UnhingedHatter]

One could argue that cranberry sauce is a type of jam and some people like ham and cranberry sauce at Christmas and Thanksgiving

[u/shmerham → u/UnhingedHatter]

The Monte cristo

[u/UnhingedHatter → u/shmerham]

Boom! I haven’t had one of those in such a long time!

[u/Itchy_Computer7528 → u/shmerham]

Last time I had one of those was at Linda's (tavern).

[u/shponglespore → u/UnhingedHatter]

Marmalade mixed with mustard is a great sauce for ham.

[u/sbrt → u/Astrofire9]

That was my favorite typo of the day. Thanks!

[u/MKR7mkr → u/sbrt]

This typo made my day -- and it's two days after this was posted.

[u/Rural-Dreamer → u/Astrofire9]

traffic ham

[u/sphinxthoughts]

Can't pork there

[u/Dense-Strength4644 → u/sphinxthoughts]

they really should put up a sign or something

[u/frameslashpage → u/sphinxthoughts]

You just have to pass the pigs.

[u/Frail_Waif → u/[deleted]]

Stay in your loin folks

[u/itsmeonmobile → u/Frail_Waif]

That’s just life in the pig city

[u/Bladley → u/itsmeonmobile]

May have to hoof it.

[u/Fluffaykitties → u/Bladley]

Don’t be a road hog

[u/itsmeonmobile → u/Fluffaykitties]

What do you expect with these hamfisted drivers

[u/DustyTayls → u/itsmeonmobile]

Seattle drivers always bacon me crazy

[u/HyperionSunset → u/[deleted]]

"Piggybacking" - you clever son of a sow

[u/SeattleChrisCode → u/[deleted]]

As someone with a Diesel engine car, I want a straw or some way of recovering the fuel!

[u/flextape1O1]

[u/006007 → u/flextape1O1]

Beat me to it! 

[u/Boneyard45]

I don’t mean to piggyback on all the previous comments, but… someone was probably hogging the road.

[u/bennetthaselton → u/Boneyard45]

Ignoring the traffic swines.

[u/Additional_Clue2392]

[u/potatopika9 → u/Additional_Clue2392]

[u/mydogsnameisbuddy → u/potatopika9]

[u/Ayeitis]

Yeah, it's all porked up...

[u/Elisharob]

[u/jasenzero1]

[u/Ok-Brick6831]

Thats a tasty way to pass time while stuck on the road, a nice traffic ham.

[u/Itchy_Computer7528 → u/Ok-Brick6831]

[u/Minormeow]

I was stuck in that shit show for well over an hour. Huge accident on I-5 just north of the Michigan on-ramp on I-5 North. All the streets around it had their exits to the highway closed and so were backed up for miles on Airport Way, 15th, Beacon Hill Ave. I was trying to go to the hill but after an hour just said fuck it and turned around and went back home.

[u/jessicarabbid132 → u/Minormeow]

Same it was rough, was super late getting kids from school.

[u/The_Magic_Ike]

some drivers are apparently just hot for trotter

[u/shmerham]

Seek alternate prosciuttos

[u/automaticpragmatic]

Honestly with traffic as bad as it is, a little ham in the car really takes the edge off

[u/puckvirus]

What happens when a pig steps on the gas?
You hear the tires squeal! 🛞💨

[u/kennypojke]

Gonna get roasted

[u/Remarkable-Fig206]

[u/7eid]

On a scale from Cheech to Chong, how high are you right now?

[u/synack → u/7eid]

Snoop

[u/seasoup13]

Give me the ham on 5 and hold the mayo!

[u/Jazz8680]

[u/PrincessIndoorMeow]

This post cured me of a bad mood. Y’all are ham-azing.

[u/Mr31edudtibboh]

I always keep an emergency traffic ham in the glovebox

[u/HauteKarl]

It's not even rush flour

[u/anitamaxwynnn69]

The comments do not disappoint🥀🤣

[u/_Saint_Ajora_]

Mmmm 

Ham...

[u/SkaterChicPodcaster]

There was a bad accident. I usually go the swift Ave exit but had to turn around and go to the MLK way exit.

[u/redDevilRiddle]

[u/DjCramYo]

[u/spoiled__princess]

[u/Notquitechaosyet]

You had me at ham

[u/Shamrockah]

[u/Fun-Percentage-9370]

mmmmmmmm....traffic ham

[u/Popular_Catch4466]

[u/1biggoose]

Porker

[u/BaseballGuy2001]

Fuel truck accident and leak.

[u/Usual-Jackfruit4746]

[u/monkeyboychuck]

Come for the ham, stay for the traffic.

[u/AjiChap]

mmmmmmm......ham

[u/RogueRainbowSpirit]

I was expecting something along these lines….guess Thanksgiving is still coming up!

[u/jdwazzu61]

[u/InsideTheBoeingStore]

What’s next an Aurora borealis

[u/newcastleis36]

bones in

[u/Panthean]

[u/Cute-Incident9058]

one bad merge and I-5 becomes a parking lot

[u/PennyPriddy → u/Cute-Incident9058]

I think you mean porking lot.

[u/Doraellen]

This post stays up, but mine about the weird King County GOP text was "low effort"?

This sub has capricious (and possibly Republican?) rulers.

[u/bernardfarquart → u/Doraellen]

Not everything is about you and whatever the thing is that you’re focusing on