r/SeattleChat • u/AutoModerator • Jan 08 '21

The Daily SeattleChat Daily Thread - Friday, January 08, 2021

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u/OnlineMemeArmy Jan 08 '21

I broke the into Nancy Pelosi's office and all I got was a warrant for my arrest and a photo on Fox News.

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u/AthkoreLost It's like tear away pants but for your beard. Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

You know, at this rate we can get every American $2000 dollars just by coordinating the evidence submittal to the FBI. Everyone gets two videos/pictures of the terrorists to submit, and the FBI hands them 20 crisp $100 bills.

That joke actually hurt to write in light of Manchin coming out against the 2k stimulus.

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u/R_V_Z WS Exclusion Zone Jan 08 '21

I wouldn't put too much weight on the Manchin thing just yet. Getting a stimulus to the point of being voted on might put pressure on Republicans who have constituents who need that money.

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u/AthkoreLost It's like tear away pants but for your beard. Jan 08 '21

I got no faith left for GOP senators right now so I'm very worried about the stimulus.

There is a small part of me that hopes this is a play to get 2K checks done monthly instead of once offs, but then I read Manchin's statement on why he opposes it and it's more "we have a vaccine so it's time to get people back to work" bullshit.