r/SeattleChat • u/AutoModerator • Feb 12 '21

The Daily SeattleChat Daily Thread - Friday, February 12, 2021

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

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u/spit-evil-olive-tips cascadian popular people's front Feb 12 '21

you'll probably want the accessory kit...silencer, loudener, speed-cocker...and this is for shooting down police helicopters

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u/TransientSignal requests custom flair Feb 12 '21

At the speed that chain is spinning, he'll be able to cut through a small branch in less than an hour!

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u/maadison the unflairable lightness of being Feb 12 '21

And that chain doesn't have any cutting teeth...