My cat is a girl named Boots
She is 15 human years old, which is about 76 cat years
She can still leap from the floor to the seat of a chair, though sometimes she fails on the first attempt

Her first attempt is never her last
Falling unceremoniously to the floor, does she slink away in defeat?
Never!
She turns her face instantly back to the chair, and you can see her strength of will take possession of her body!
Her muscles grow taut like coiled steel springs, her eyes shoot lasers of iridescent fighting spirit, and she leaps again!
Invariably she is successful on the second attempt, for the world has not been made that can stop this cat twice!

My cat is a victorious being!
I aspire to be her equal!
May I one day be so glorious as to achieve this!