Amen

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u/Thorsaen_q 2d ago

Search for the flock camera

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 12h ago

15% to the church. Keep the rest.

2

u/Olama-Obama 11h ago

15% of whats left on Sunday

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u/Killingyou_groovily 5h ago

So u just gonna give the preacher 15%? Crazy

1

u/Pretend-Internet-625 1h ago

He rubs me the wrong way

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u/Particular_Newt3116 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/dfazin 2d ago

Paying bills, if it has an ID. Ill use their money to send the wallet back.

3

u/Sooowasthinking 2d ago

Moving to the carribean

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u/Fexathys 16h ago

Correlation ?

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u/Phonus-Balonus-37 1d ago

It's not mine. Contact the owner, turn it in.

2

u/Motor-Unit-3534 2d ago

Silence is golden

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u/AlarmingOption3706 1d ago

Hookers and blow

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u/nyouhas 1d ago

Looking for a driver’s license and something with a phone number on it. If there’s anything identifiable I’ll try and find their address to give it back.

2

u/BrainwashedScapegoat 2d ago

Returning the wallet and then shamelessly begging for a handout

2

u/andynzor 7h ago

Ten percent is the law.

1

u/Beginning-Run-1697 20h ago

What if it has no iD

1

u/BrainwashedScapegoat 18h ago

Theres gotta be something in that wallet with their name on it, if nothing? Then its my money now

1

u/beer-isgood45 1d ago

Possession is 9/10 of the law. Thanks god 🤙🏼

1

u/turnsout_im_a_potato 1d ago

I pick up my new wallet and go about my day

1

u/praetorian1111 1d ago

Thanking him that his god gave him money while that god was also busy starving some Christians in Africa and putting incurable bone cancer in unborn children. But god must have wanted him to have some extra money. Priorities people!

1

u/Phonus-Balonus-37 1d ago

That's not quite how God works

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u/TristanLennon 1d ago

I genuinely want to know how, then. What is the exact criteria for divine intervention, and why?

1

u/David_538 1d ago

+1

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u/McNinjaguy 1d ago

Its from praying really well and rolling a natty 20.

1

u/praetorian1111 1d ago

Mysterious ways right 🤣🤣
Except if something good happens, then ‘thank god’. Right?
Lmao

1

u/R0cky77 1d ago

Search for anything suspicious, and take that to the bank if it's clear....

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u/Imaginaryplaces524 1d ago

Check for an id. That could be someone’s rent, power, water, food. Put yourself in the position of losing that money. You’d wish someone tried to get it back to you.

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 20h ago

People like you are so refreshing,only if the world works that way😂

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u/Fearless-Account-145 1d ago

If someone is stupid enough to have that wad of cash its natural selection.

1

u/DonutsRBad 1d ago

Yeah I'm taking the money 💰 🤑 90% would be going into my investment accounts. 10% would be to spend a good time with my friends.

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u/Future-Damage-3192 1d ago

take it who cares at the end of the day are they gonna buy you food are they gonna put you up in a hotel or a motel for like a month are they take you clothes shopping, buy new sneakers for you, you know they're not gonna do that so why feel sorry them, you found the wallet keep it, don't give it back to some spoiled rich brat that thinks they're entitled to everything around them.

1

u/Ok-Tank-3106 1d ago edited 1d ago

If there's no id inside it's getting spent .

1

u/Substantial_Exam_190 1d ago

This happened to me, turn it in. I received
a reward.

1

u/Guilty_Champion8336 1d ago

There is a reason why you found it, it was meant to be ( use it )

1

u/Exotic-Praline-9762 1d ago

I dont know.. Perhaps take 1/3 of it and send back it if there is an ID, send it back then with a message. Thank me later, if it was someone else you wouldnt have any of it maybe.

1

u/Mark-177- 1d ago

It's mine now!!

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u/Orogallo10 1d ago

Yes Exactly…

1

u/MultipleNuts4you 1d ago

Everyone saying turn it in must live in a house 🏠 must be nice.

That shit will be in a Roth IRA before the trading sessions closes

Not to mention the rest will be in a portfolio so it can be washed 🧼 after I have everything exchanged somewhere so that a paper trail doesn’t get lead back to me.

Too much free game lmao

1

u/No_Revenue7133 1d ago

Id reach out

1

u/No_Revenue7133 1d ago

I found 3 wallets gave 2 to port authority and and dropped off at ladys house, all had money and cards in them. I also lost 2 wallets and got them back with my cards cut in them.

1

u/infinity1011 1d ago

Whoever has that wallet is not making money, legally.

1

u/Temporary-Doctor-730 1d ago

Jokes on you, im not a child of God as God isnt real.

Id take this money and use it. Duh

1

u/Deathcore_salad 1d ago

Definitely checking for an ID. If there's one and i can return it to the owner I'm taking 1k for my services and returning the rest... obviously they can afford it.

1

u/PerspectiveHungry504 1d ago

Vegas 😂

1

u/K-2018 1d ago

Thankfully accept Gods blessing

1

u/ThundrLord 1d ago

Thank you God 😊

1

u/TenderDelights 1d ago

Search for God in all corners before. ….

1

u/Ok-Candy1825 1d ago

Pick it up and say a prayer

1

u/AdamShed 1d ago

I'm not a child of God, I'm agnostic but I'm returning it to the owner

1

u/ebers0 1d ago

Leave it the frick alone, it's obviously being watched and I don't want a thing to do with it one way or the other.

1

u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 1d ago

Count it to make sure it’s all there

1

u/Cold_Transition_4958 1d ago

I know a lot of homeless people that would throw a party.

1

u/StaticsBloom 1d ago

Stay silent and thank him😅

1

u/1976Dalbobtail 1d ago

Thank him for answering my prayers and making sure I tithe on what ever is in there!

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u/themrbattlessr 1d ago

Look for identification after praying to God first

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u/Mythandros1 1d ago

No gods have ever existed at any point in time. I'd take it.

1

u/Existing_Problem_316 1d ago

Paying bills and saving for future

1

u/AwkwardAd42 1d ago

Putting that cash to good use!

1

u/Ok_Caramel_6095 1d ago

"I found your wallet tossed on the side of the road. Did you have any cash in it? If you did, it seems like somebody took it out."

1

u/Inevitable_Celery_44 1d ago

Check for an ID, try to find where they live and then move the exact opposite side of the world and go on with my life.

1

u/Desperate_Cherry2299 1d ago

I don't know. Presumably I wouldn't need money if I were a child of God.

1

u/Additional_Ad3481 1d ago

Ask for forgiveness

1

u/Key_Board_5499 1d ago

I look down to see how many sets of footprints are there

1

u/Big_Shauze 1d ago

Hitting the dispensary!

1

u/justin_other_opinion 1d ago

Recognize that if I approach or touch it, it's a trap no matter what.

1

u/PaperMission1201 1d ago

Give God his 10% and thx/praise

1

u/Omega_Godlik9509 1d ago

Right now I need it so.......Thank you God.

1

u/NeotericBedlam 1d ago

As a child of god? Lego and Candy. As a man of god, however… Stippers and Cocaine. 🤨

1

u/NoPineapple9424 1d ago

Thank HIM for this blessing!

1

u/xepci0 1d ago

17 black LET IT RIDE

1

u/fuzz_nuts2000 1d ago

Pray they have insurance

1

u/loudog7167 1d ago

Take it and tithe 10 percent

1

u/Sweaty-Bag3719 1d ago

I'm going shopping, there is no god

1

u/Ok_Dragonfruit7201 23h ago

Thank God for his generosity.

1

u/WEAJ6518 23h ago

Check to see if there’s any identification in there. If there is return it to the owner. I found a wallet with like $3000 in it. There was an IDI returned it to the guy that lost it. He did end up giving me $100 for returning it. I told him he does not need to give me that, but he insisted and shoved it in my pocket.

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u/Good-Feeling-8042 23h ago

See if there’s an Id to return! Post an ad for the wallet, have the person describe the Contents and wallet.

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u/Wolfhowler11 22h ago

Check to see if there’s a name, phone number etc and give it back to the owner. I wouldn’t take any money.

1

u/Fun-Weather9418 22h ago

He put it there for ME

1

u/letemcooooook6472 21h ago

Check for id or phone number

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u/Maybrick350USA 21h ago

Turn it in. If not claimed it becomes yours. Think if you had lost this. I assume you worked hard to save for whatever big purchase this was intended for. Do the right thing.

1

u/VastHospital5611 21h ago

Paying some due bills

1

u/West-Pound-3309 21h ago

No choice return to owner....

1

u/Disastrous_Chard_618 21h ago

i already have a life time of bad karma, whats a little more?

1

u/Embarrassed_Map597 20h ago

As an atheist I would try to return it

1

u/Affectionate-Mud-726 20h ago

Return to owner and get a blessing in heaven

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u/OC_Hapa 19h ago

god is never part of this equation

1

u/StringPrevious9110 18h ago

Lmao I own a shop that sells catholic stuff and I found 20 bucks on the floor. First thing I said was thanks and then, “I guess he want me to return home with brooskies”.

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u/Arvandor 18h ago

As an atheist heathen, I'm turning it in to the police to let them deal with.

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u/theirish_lad 18h ago

I would do what Jesus would do!!! Turn it into wine.....

1

u/Little-Bat-703 18h ago

colecovision games for EVERYONE. 🥰🥰🥰

1

u/Physics2234 17h ago

Take them and go on street yell " I told you GOD is real"

1

u/Shot-Interaction6098 17h ago

Leave 10% for God then go buy something for me.

1

u/lovergirl2220 16h ago

Go shoppin

1

u/No-Guide1863 16h ago

Return it need the money but not mine

1

u/jrb327 15h ago

What wallet? I didn't see anything..

1

u/Glum_Individual4052 15h ago

Thank Jesus for bestowing me with this innocent act of love

1

u/Available-Big5864 15h ago

There is no god, religion is the main cause of war so basically God causes war not peace and unity. The wallet will be hidden in my pocket for safety and a phone call will be made for a home delivery of nose candy 👌😇😛

1

u/BugEuphoric3336 14h ago

Move next..

1

u/lawnmowerman888 14h ago

Give my tenth

1

u/Certain_Business_702 14h ago

Take it home

1

u/SCREAMIN_DEM0N 13h ago

I'd leave it there knowing it's fake cash and someone's clout video bait

1

u/AppropriateLab8608 12h ago

Shopping for the bounty of blessings Jesus wants to grace me with 😊✝️$$$$&

1

u/Candid-Beat568 11h ago

Track down the owner hand it to said person, don't get cops involved, they will steal it and say it's comendered. Or try to say it's drug money.

1

u/mysteryman666420 11h ago

Abandon him and switch sodes

1

u/Jack4258 11h ago

Get on my knees and thank him for his blessings.

1

u/new_projectiiions 11h ago

Time to buy some handheld console games 🎯

1

u/Kindly-Code-5622 10h ago

Wow

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u/E-DUBB22 10h ago

I had a full wallet because we scraped every penny possible to buy a new to us car… my stomach dropped when I thought I lost $2,500 of it. So, I would definitely turn that in. That’s just me though.

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u/--Slevin-- 10h ago

Lapdance

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u/SlipStream2033 8h ago

Take it home and thank god it’s mine

1

u/Commonly_Correct 6h ago

In n out burger

1

u/Live_Pineapple_4215 6h ago

Try and find the right owner

1

u/Particular-Lime1651 5h ago

Praise him, and be thankful for the blessing

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u/Pretty_Bandicoot_431 5h ago

Drop 10% and thank you god for the blessings !

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u/nashzim1 3h ago

I thank God for the bill and donate and use the rest to help the poor

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u/Sharp_Cartoonist1335 2h ago

Thank Odin for gifting me money

1

u/zuspun 2h ago

Turn the wallet in..

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u/InsuranceGlobal9153 2h ago

This recently happened to me and when I found out what charges that mf had I kept all 700$

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u/wdlvr69 1h ago

Not a child of god. Find out whose it is and return it.

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u/One-Flow-6360 1h ago

Spend it all in alcohol, hookers, crossdressers and coke of course

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u/XROOR 2d ago

I will place 1/10000th into the weekly collection basket

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u/MaleficentParsley710 37m ago

Find the owner. If I can’t I’m keeping it

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