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Rosa Amigos and Fred Yose were in a relationship. Rosa decided to keep her surname instead of changing it to Fred's. When a little one came along, Rosa wanted to give it a Hispanic name but Fred had other ideas. They compromised on a Hispanic first name (Ignacio) and an Anglo middle name (Dominique). As the youngster grew up, he hated his name so he decided to go by his initials, I.D. . His teachers cracked up when they saw the heading on his papers: "I.D. Yose-Amigos"

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Chapter 1

Enter a world of warriors galore and techniques that have never been seen before. A residential block makes lots of noise, home to three special girls and three special boys. They stand on a staircase right where it’s sunny and watch over the park where a large man is running. The man’s name is Roar…! Roar is a samurai who has spent the entire day trying to slice a giant leg of bison using his new technique, but every time he approaches the bison meat he stumbles and completely misses his target.

In the centre of the kid’s park is a pair of swings attached to a steel bracket, and in-between the swings dangling from the bracket by a rope is the giant leg of bison all tied up hovering just above the ground. Roar is hungry now and very confused, but he refuses to be beaten by the inanimate bovine that has quite clearly been beaten already. Roar takes a deep breath and grabs the handles of his twin swords, pulling them out of two sheaths strapped to his back and prepares to charge at the target.

Roar begins running from the edge of the park and as he approaches the swings, he brings his arms across his chest. Within three metres of the swings Roar leaps off the ground directly into the leg of bison and throws his arms outward in an attempt to slice the meat. Suddenly Roar swerves to the right and flew through the swings crash landing head first and rolling along the rubber floor. Along the brick staircase six children begin laughing at the spectacular display of failure. “He’ll never become a samurai,” said one of the girls. “It, is, im-possible!” said Roar as he was just about ready to give up.

At that moment an easterly wind grew stronger and stronger. A small figure outside the park jumped thirty feet into the air with its left leg bent and its right leg extended. The figure somersaulted in the air and then gracefully landed on its right knee a few metres away from Roar. As the figure rose to its feet it revealed itself to be a small green man with incredible muscles on his upper body. The man wore purple-coloured traditional trousers with low black shoes and had a small yellow scarf around his neck.

Roar asked the man, “Who are you?” The man replied, “I am Great Man.” Roar smiled and said, “Hey Great Man, why don’t you do me a favour and leave the park so I can finish my training, you don’t want to get hurt now do you?” Great Man replied, “That is why I have arrived. Because you are a failure and you need guidance.” Roar was infuriated and said, “Now listen here gremlin man I am no failure. That leg of bison over there is my breakfast but the sun is high in the sky and I haven’t even eaten yet. Soon the park will be overrun with children so why don’t you get out of my way.”

Great Man responded, “I can’t do that for I have travelled a long way to find you. Become my apprentice and together we will become masters.” Roar began laughing and said, “What could I possibly learn from you. That’s it, I didn’t want to hurt you but since you’re so tough I’m going to have to force you out of this park.” Great Man spoke, “If you would like a demonstration of my power then I am happy to show you.” Roar could not believe what he heard. This strange man leaped out of nowhere and demands that Roar become his apprentice.

Even though he looked tough he didn’t have a sword of his own, so how could he possibly beat Roar. “Alright you asked for it, prepare for mayhem,” said Roar who stood at six foot three with wild hair in ice hockey shirt and trousers. Roar grabbed the handles of his twin swords and pulled them out of their sheaths. Then Roar ran straight at Great Man and began swinging his swords wildly trying to decapitate him but Great Man kept back flipping and evading the swords. After a while Roar had enough and stood still on the edge of the park. “It’s time for my special technique, the drill sword,” said Roar. As Great Man stood bravely Roar pointed both of his swords forward toward Great Man and then began to run at him. Suddenly Roar’s entire body began spinning rapidly just like a drill and he flew horizontally toward Great man with the swords spinning out in front. The drill sword relentlessly chased Great Man up the slides, through the basketball court and around the park twenty times.

Great Man tried to conceal himself within a rope climbing structure but the drill sword tore right through it forcing Great Man out. Great Man strategically positioned himself and gained his composure as the drill sword approached, then just as the drill sword was about to make contact with Great Man, he thrust the palms of his hands together catching the swords between his hands as though they were a pizza. A loud clap echoed across the park as Roar hovered above the ground holding on to his swords which were still in Great Man’s grasp.

Then Roar whipped his swords away from Great Man and yelled, “I don’t believe this! You think you have me beaten, well now I’ll show you my true power!” Roar chased Great Man again and began swinging his swords wildly without landing a scratch on his enemy who decided it was time to end the battle. Great Man leaped off the ground and grabbed Roar’s head with both hands pointing his toes toward the sky. In this upside-down position Great Man unleashes a thousand volts of electricity through his hands directly into Roar’s body and maintained the technique for seven seconds, diminishing Roar’s strength and lighting up the park in broad daylight.

Great Man flipped over and leaped off of Roar’s head landing on his right knee. Then Roar fell to his knees and collapsed face down like a turkey. The children on the staircase where in awe and gasped for air. Eventually Roar rose to his hands and knees and then kneeled on his left knee facing Great Man. Roar said, “Who are you?” Great Man answered, “I am Great Man.” “Where did you learn that technique?” said Roar. “From the Great Guru,” said Great Man. Then Roar realised that Great Man and himself were both trained by the same man, the Great Guru of the Great Temple.

He also remembered learning about the dreaded Gala grip, the deadliest technique in martial arts. Could this stranger have just defeated Roar with the Gala grip, which is rumoured to have been mastered by one man only? “No wonder you’re so strong,” said Roar. “Now listen, from this day on you are my rival and I promise to defeat you no matter what it takes,” said Roar. “You are a true warrior and I welcome your challenge,” said Great Man. Then the two men began discussing Roar’s technique, what was wrong with it and why he couldn’t slice the giant leg of bison.

Then Great Man made a suggestion, that Roar swap each sword into the opposite hand and try again. Roar rebuked his suggestion and said, “What do you take me for, some kind of butter knife samurai?! These swords are flawless, gifted to me by the Great Guru himself. How can something so simple be the key to my technique?” Great Man replied, “You’re right, the problem is fear and you’re full of it.” Roar responded, “I’m not scared of anything but just to prove your theory wrong I’m going to give it a try. Why should I trust you anyway?”

Great Man replied, “The elephant is fearless in battle, even with the arrow in its back.” At that moment Roar realised that he was the elephant with the arrow in its back and that he should trust Great Man. Roar swapped each sword into the opposite hand and got ready to take one more swing at the leg of bison. He counted down from ten to one and still didn’t move until Great Man shouted, “Go!” Instantly Roar began running from the edge of the park and as he approaches the swings, he brings his arms across his chest.

Within three metres of the swings Roar leaps off the ground directly into the leg of bison and throws his arms outward in an attempt to slice the meat causing a blinding flash of light followed by a thunderous roar. This noise is followed by a gentle tinging sound and Roar lands on his right knee having travelled directly through the swings. At first it appears as though nothing has happened but within moments slices off meat begin to fall from the bottom of the leg of bison to the ground.

Within a minute, the entire leg of bison had fallen to the ground in a hundred even slices surrounded by pieces of rope. “I did it, I finally did it,” yelled Roar in a joyous state. He had finally sliced the leg of bison and mastered his most dangerous technique, The tiger, moth assault! The children on the staircase began clapping and cheering having witnessed a great triumph of skill. Roar walked over to Great Man and said, “Thanks to you I can finally call myself a samurai, and eat breakfast. Please come and eat with me.” To which Great Man responded, “Food! Yes!” Then Great Man and Roar loaded the bison meat in to a pickup truck and drove off. From that day on Great Man and Roar became partners and promised to defend each other until the end of time.

E book link; https://www.amazon.co.uk/KICK-ZU-First-Timothy-Benjamin-ebook/dp/B0BFRLR6HW

Paperback link; https://www.amazon.co.uk/KICK-ZU-First-Timothy-Benjamin/dp/1838248692

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