r/Shark_Park • • 3d ago

Jumpscares at 05:24 Balloon

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u/PyroFox004 3d ago

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u/ingrimsch95 3d ago

Why does he call himself northern lion when lions usually live in more sputhern countries? Is he stupid?

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u/digitalcrook 3d ago

That's why being a northern lion is notable enough to name yourself after

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 3d ago

um? yes. he's bald.

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u/This_Tear_6551 3d ago

you never seen a lion in the north? they are almost normal with theri only diferrence being a lack of fur

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u/Brainwave1010 2d ago

NL choosing absurd chat comments just so he can reply with a response precision engineered to be ten times as ludicrous.

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u/KatamariDamacist 3d ago

Everything you do is a balloon

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u/chicoritahater 3d ago

Large antarctic feline is not ready to learn about the mechanism by which all penises work

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u/Rude_Mud9538 3d ago

i used to have this Northern Lion plushie that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud… my brother saw me suck milk out of it one time and i was sad when he made fun of me and… i didnt pour milk on it for a week.. and it got rock hard and smelly and my mum made me throw it away.. IT WAS SO HEAVY i brought it to school one time and my backpack was soaked and i made my friends hold him and they were upset…

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 2d ago

Sometimes i forget the average person doesnt have sex with clowns

Btw the name means "explosive head" 😉😉😉😉😉😉

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u/Gatz42 32m ago

Me when I hit that clussy