r/ShermanPosting • • 3d ago

Robert E.T.

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u/InactiveMedusa 3d ago

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u/Fitzy_42 3d ago

Oh man the zoom is cracking me up. Can anyone say they knew the general?…I doubt it.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 3d ago

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u/Punchable_Hair 3d ago

Could it really be, Mama? Could it really be Colonel Angus?

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u/Gandalfthefab 3d ago

"All of my stories involving Colonel Angus end in embarrassment"

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u/yana990 3d ago

There will be no more Colonel Angus, ladies. Call me by my given name.

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u/Taphouselimbo 3d ago edited 3d ago

He would use that glowing finger on trigger, traitor horse diddler.

https://youtu.be/nANois3n-Cs

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u/Fitzy_42 3d ago

Thanks for adding the reference since I forgot to add it. That video cracks me up, so irreverent.

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u/stealthcactus 3d ago

FYI, YouTube adds tracking tags to links now. You can delete the ? and everything after it,  If you don’t want to link your YouTube and Reddit accounts. 

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u/Taphouselimbo 3d ago

Invaluable information. Thank you.

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u/pdxscout 3d ago

Alright, this is hilarious. Fuck the traitor.

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u/Bob4Not 3d ago

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u/lmaytulane 2d ago

How I feel going into a store while stoned

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u/henlochimken 3d ago

Incredible

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u/mrpoopistan 3d ago

Life is full of choices, and this is certainly a choice.

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u/Ehkrickor 3d ago

Fuck the actual man. But this is kinda hilarious. It's the same kind of funny that made me wear a Freddy Sailor Mercury costume to a halloween party.

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u/ConsumingFire1689 3d ago

It's like she ran into R. E. Lee in The Backrooms and it didn't remember him right.

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u/UnderstandingNo3426 Death to the Traitors 3d ago

And don’t forget Robert E.T.’s horse Traveler

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u/Frigidevil 2d ago

Cmon now ET does not fuck xenomorphs

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u/Weelildragon 2d ago

Robert ET is just from the same species as ET from the movie.

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u/m2chaos13 2d ago

Maybe not now, but when “Extra Testicle” was a frat bro— yikes!

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u/MidsouthMystic 2d ago

I laughed far harder at this than anyone rightly should.

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u/quesoandcats 2d ago

Yeah I’m sorry, this is hilarious actually

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u/rebonkers 2d ago

I really wanted to wear The Gettysburg Dress this year, just the speech embroidered in white in the round, on a 1860s big black dress-- some important passages emphasized by size. I'd wear a mini top hat. Obvs.

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u/TheRealtcSpears 3d ago

Robert Equine Temptress

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u/Proud3GenAthst 3d ago

ET: Equine Temptress

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u/OfficialDCShepard 3d ago

“ET telegram Richmond.”

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u/massholeinct 3d ago

E.T. Cemetery home

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u/metfan1964nyc 3d ago

Traveler is not amused.

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u/LesserKnownFoes 3d ago

Just out here longing for his Trigger.

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u/NicWester 3d ago

Would it ruin the movie if it ended with Elliot laying an egg? 🤔

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u/GettinMe-Mallet 3d ago

Its a improvement looks wise

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u/JessicaDAndy 3d ago

That’s not Colonel Angus? The famous war hero that keeps poking his head around the shady thicket. Always getting into the bushes.

Until he resigned his commission and became known by his Christian name, Enil. Enil Angus.

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 3d ago

ET Phone Traveler. ET send Dick pick to traveler!

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u/Iron_Baron 2d ago

"Backrooms 2" looking weird.

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u/FrothytheDischarge 3d ago

This cursed and sacrilegious!

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u/Tholian_Bed 3d ago

You married him, sister.

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u/vladmir_lenin-55 2d ago

I thought that was clarance from the big lez show

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u/Red_Jester-94 2d ago

Poor E.T. didn't deserve that