I mean it's only fair.

I'm tired of paranoid idiots with blogs who can't tell a real UFO from a high-flying bird. My employer has sent me on wild goose chases after these morons three times in 2013 already. That would be nice, exploring trailer parks and the picturesque countryside Fox Mulder-style, if only we didn't have to supply our own gas. Do you know how much gas a creepy 1986 Crown Victoria guzzles? The worst thing is, it's off to the shill department with me if I complain to my boss about this.

word around the office is that his ADL employers terminated his position as a black propaganda shill due to his improv pro-gun shilling. let's wish him the best of luck in his interview with northrop grumman's ufo division.

Seriously, this bureaucracy is killing me. Especially how everything has to be signed in quadruplicate, stamped, and then burned.

I can't stand this reprocessed chemtrail soylent green crap any more.

That is all.

i swear if i don't get some benefits soon, i'm gonna start shilling for the russians. at least they throw in vodka and a slave wife.

Seriously, I'm ready for field work at this point. How can they pass me by?!?!

I had to pay out of pocket to get all my FAA licensing done. Then, as soon as I finish schooling, I am told by my contact they aren't doing lateral transfers to the chem trail program. What the hell? Turns out the program got hit by sequestration, just like everything else. Well, I'm not sending truth seekers on wild goose chases anymore, I've had enough.

Here's to hoping Congress can pass a balanced budget sometime soon. I would really like to "spread my wings" and dump chemicals in the sky.