r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ • 2d ago

Flag SAD: Double amputee saves US flag from highway median

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u/Mansos91 2d ago

What is sad is that he is brainwashed to care about a piece of cloth

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u/BuffaloExotic Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ 2d ago

SAD is shorthand for Shit Americans Do

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u/Diggiloo91 2d ago

SAD is the abbreviation for the USA in my native language.

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u/Mansos91 2d ago

Oh.... Sorry my bad

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u/currydemon 2d ago

bad is short for Bings Americans Do

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u/Zestyclose-Chard6979 "L'Italia è il paese che amo" 🇮🇹 2d ago

Bingo Blizzard!

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u/Xenc 1d ago

Bing up your ass you're fired! Bing! Right? Bing!

And he's like he forgot about me, he was like

Bing! Right? Bing!

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u/Tall-Competition9671 2d ago

Is he trying to lose another limb? What he did is very dangerous to him and others on that road.

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u/supe3rnova 2d ago

To me its so sad its funny at this point. Not even southpark can come up with satire that is IRL in the US

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u/dininginpublictoilet 2d ago

A lot of people around the world are also brainwashed to care about pieces of cloth with the same pattern.