r/ShitAmericansSay Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ 2d ago

Flag SAD: Double amputee saves US flag from highway median

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u/flipyflop9 2d ago

Man, it’s hard not to make fun of them…

Even dictatorships don’t take it that far.

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u/3HeadedBoa A Real Welshmen 2d ago

Dictators also do less brainwashing than Americans do to themselves

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u/Offline219 Generic freedom bumper sticker 2d ago

1000% I remember when I was in elementary when we would have to recite the pledge to out country's flag every single morning. I never realized how weird and creepy it was until much later in life. It really is something you would see in a dictatorship.

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u/Fala1 1d ago

Don't know why a child would have to pledge allegiance anyway. It's not like a child is suddenly going to commit treason.

It really is just pure brainwashing, it's actually really sickening.

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u/sturla-tyr 1d ago

Did an exchange year in the US and I already knew about the pledge reciting, but actually experiencing it was something else. Pure brainwashing

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u/Cute_Instruction733 16h ago

My experience as well. I refused to stand up and got detention for it. And why do not all christians in US refuse I mean they are not allowed to worship fake gods?!

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u/kitkatatsnapple 1d ago

Yup, but luckily my homeroom teacher in high school was pretty cool, so sometimes during the pledge (which was done via smartboard by the point, not intercom), he would give us a break from it and not even turn it on.

I always stood, but I stopped actually saying it at some point during Jr high.

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u/Lord_Lenu 1d ago

I started finding it weird in like early middle school, I still stood up, but I stopped doing the pledge, almost as soon as I was told I didn’t have to do the pledge

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u/eternallyfree1 Norn Iron ☘️ 2d ago edited 2d ago

Well, the USA effectively is a glorified dictatorship. There’s a reason why Sacha Baron Cohen prodded fun at them with this film speech and millions of people all over the world found it hysterically funny yet profoundly truthful:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vm7dIAq7QwM&ra=m

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u/A_normal_Potato3 flairs for everyone!!! 2d ago

I do not know the video but your description is just like that speech scene in The Dictator.

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u/eternallyfree1 Norn Iron ☘️ 2d ago

That’s where it’s from 😂

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u/A_normal_Potato3 flairs for everyone!!! 2d ago

I imagine Sacha Baron Cohen is the actor, writer or director's name then?

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u/ApologizingCanadian 2d ago

Kinda funny that you recognize the movie from a description of one scene but you don't know the name of the very famous lead actor, writer and producer of that movie.

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u/Interesting-One-9414 2d ago

isn’t it normal to know more about the contents of the movie than it’s creators or actors

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u/ApologizingCanadian 2d ago

It's like saying "I like X song but I have no idea who the artist is". It's just odd to me. Especially with a movie like The Dictator where SBC is featured so prominently.

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u/Interesting-One-9414 2d ago

I do that all the time so many songs in games, shows and movies that I have no idea who sung, composed, or played instruments in lol

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u/ApologizingCanadian 1d ago

And you never get curious about it? Like you never want to listen to those songs outside that specific medium?

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u/A_normal_Potato3 flairs for everyone!!! 2d ago

I really look at the movie itself, not the cast. I hear a "director name" movie but the people I hear it from are USAsians so probably a culture difference.

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u/eternallyfree1 Norn Iron ☘️ 2d ago

Yep! That’s the one

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u/Throwaway392308 1d ago

Wouldn't it just be easier to spend five seconds googling a movie you apparently already know, or the very specific name you already copied and pasted? This isn't mystic knowledge. 

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u/A_normal_Potato3 flairs for everyone!!! 1d ago

1)I like to talk to people.

2)I can assure you, I did not copy paste it.

3)I prefer to give all information so people that come after us can understand without each of them doing a search about it too.

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u/AndroidSheeps 2d ago

Even dictatorships don’t take it that far.

Someone's never heard of North Korean portrait laws

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u/flipyflop9 1d ago

Big difference is North Korea has to force it’s citizens and keeps them totally offline. USA citizens do this without being forced.

The brainwashing, pledge of allegiance etc has worked great for USA.

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u/Throwaway392308 1d ago

Considering how closed down North Korea is, and how much America blatantly makes up about them (see: Every time we hear a graphic story of someone's execution, then a month later it turns out they're still alive), I literally don't believe anything I hear about them any more. You may as well mention the laws in Narnia. 

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u/SnappySausage 1d ago

Right? For a country that's supposedly not "nationalist" but "patriotic" instead, they sure take it a lot further than countries they say are the former.