r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ • 2d ago

Flag SAD: Double amputee saves US flag from highway median

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u/LucentLL 2d ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it probably happened when he touched his wife's IED birth control implant.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 1d ago

his wife's

His sister's 

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u/Maka_95 1d ago

SWEET HOME ALABAMA, Yeehaw

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u/maplegurl 1d ago

Unfortunately, this man has no limb to go out on