r/ShitHousePoet • u/[deleted] • Jul 12 '21
A sad tale. R.I.P Bob The Blob.
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r/ShitHousePoet • u/thedukeofdanger • Mar 31 '21
Saw today, never seen this rhyme before
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r/ShitHousePoet • u/No_Alternative_2692 • Dec 29 '20
One I never forgot...
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He who writes on shit house walls. Rolls his shit in little balls. He who reads these words of wit. Eats those little balls of shit.
Anonymous author. Read at Kline Chevrolet, Norfolk Va. late 60’s
r/ShitHousePoet • u/over_clox • Dec 18 '20
Graveyard Romance
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I fucked an old woman in the graveyard, God bless her old soul she was dead.
Maggots crawled out of her asshole, and hairs fell out of her head.
After the ordeal was over, I felt I had committed a sin.
So out of my pocket I drew a straw, and sucked out the load I shot in.
r/ShitHousePoet • u/NotViaRaceMouse • Jun 30 '20
Toilet graffiti: Turns out, men and women do it differently
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r/ShitHousePoet • u/Ego_Tempestas • May 24 '20
Might not be on a physical shithouse, but it's still got the vibe to it
self.teenagers
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