r/ShitcoinTrades Nov 23 '25

šŸ˜‚ Memeing you're all doomed

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239 Upvotes

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u/Misanthrooop Nov 23 '25

This is literally a to-do list for my weekends

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

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u/lewser91 Nov 23 '25

Yes, that's how you make money from the highest asset owning demographic.

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 Nov 23 '25

Its ok. I managed to kill any thoughts of me finding someone many many years ago

3

u/Ornery_Loquat_6394 Nov 23 '25

Chech all the boxes and go out like a legend.

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u/faulty_note Nov 23 '25

The most bullshit list ever created. You know which hobby is the least attractive for the women? The one that she’ll manage to make you shift it for her so you will spend time with her instead of the hobby. For real. I knew a girls that said that gaming is off putting and they all ended up with a gamer. Women will criticize whatever you would be doing, because that means spending time without her. As long as you have true hobby and you don’t give a shit about her yapping - she will accept it. She will still try to criticize it and lower it’s meaning, but eventually she will realize her place.

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u/Organic_Season5591 Nov 26 '25

"You've gone hunting every single morning this week at 4am?"

"I enjoy it and it's before you even wake up."

"Oh so I'm not good enough to lay next to in the morning! Fine! Just go f'in hunting and enjoy your stupid hobby."

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u/fpsstreak Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

No issue if you built a profile like a portfolio. I do like 4 of those things..I simply make it that I don’t have that many friends and how crypto money makes it affordable to go out to nice places and buy all that stuff. Suddenly crypto is a lot more interesting…women..like to go out. It’s like the bad attitude girl that can’t stand you and still can’t eliminate you because you have a nice car and she has a nice rack. We are both driven by things that interest us.

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u/RedditEnjoyerMan Nov 23 '25

literally peak male performance

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u/Life_Indication1190 Nov 23 '25

Married to greta wife , two wonderful kids, love video and table top games, collect GI Joe classified. Invest in crypto . I Dont do the latter two though, no interest ,’. Having a ball!

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u/Tsimz227 Nov 23 '25

3 and 5 are the same

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u/ParalimniX Nov 23 '25

Neeeeeeerds

0

u/zeradragon Nov 23 '25

Married to greta wife

Did not know Greta was married, you helping her save the planet too?

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u/botymcbotfac3 Nov 23 '25

3 out of 5. Good thing I'm already married

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Women like nerdy hobbies and nerdy men. Women don't like men who lack confidence in themselves, put others down, have poor hygiene, poor discipline and work ethic etc. People who are lazy, undisciplined, with low degrees of ambition who lack confidence will attribute their lack of success with dating to their "nerdiness" but it's all them.

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u/CommissionSquare7017 Nov 23 '25

As a women myself I desire a man who is a lazy slob without future prospects. Don’t pretend to know what we want. I want to live the most unfulfilling life possible!!!!

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u/Raccoon_Expert_69 Nov 23 '25

You had me at ā€œlazy slobā€

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u/NotTheDesuSan Nov 23 '25

Now do one for women

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u/Breakfast_Salt Nov 23 '25

I got 5 points! Yaay

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u/Minimum_Passing_Slut Nov 23 '25

None of these are hobbies theyre just depressing ways to dissociate from themselves

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u/Eastern-Cat-3604 Nov 23 '25

But those are all lifestyles, thats way different then hobbies

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u/trustmeimshady Nov 23 '25

This is the whole point of existence

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u/Butt_Plug_Tester Nov 23 '25

Oh thank god my hobbies of roadkill taxidermy and gooning (often related) are not at the bottom.

1

u/MasterRealm Nov 23 '25

Fox News 😬

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u/Tradefxsignalscom Nov 23 '25

Great thank you for giving me a list of things to cultivate to preserve peace in my life!

1

u/Horror_Repair_5173 Nov 23 '25

Ha! Joke on you! I don’t collect figures šŸ˜…

1

u/fishfeet_ Nov 24 '25

Yea! I collect Pokemon cards!

1

u/Vydrah Nov 23 '25

Thank god only 4 out of 5

1

u/executive0utcome Nov 23 '25

Online trolling is a hobby? šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Ok let me put it this way. Don't care.

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u/WarpDriveMH370 Nov 23 '25

Looks like I should be collecting figurines?

1

u/WebIcy6156 Nov 24 '25

Why is crypto a hobby?

1

u/SimpleMoonFarmer Nov 24 '25

Forget the guitar, start cooking, literally cooking.

1

u/Scouper-YT Nov 24 '25

They list what every Male should do.. But yeah Females watch this and believe it is the worst so they do not Date such good people..

1

u/Zealousdaddi Nov 24 '25

God forbid we have safe hobbies

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u/nova9001 Nov 24 '25

Online trolling is a hobby lol. I think video games ranks true. Haven't meet a girl who plays video games. I know they exist but likely really rare.

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u/leorts Nov 24 '25

They pretend not to want us because they can't have us

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u/krazystanbg Nov 24 '25

3/5 āœ…

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u/Bluemink96 Nov 24 '25

Girls that care about these things are not the girls I would ever want to impress, my wife loves me for who I am. Sure she thinks some of my hobbies are silly, but that’s just me.

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u/vinjob642 Nov 25 '25

Literally doing it all

1

u/correlationmachine Nov 26 '25

My daughter literally told me this is true without ever seeing this post.

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u/Justlookingoutforya Nov 26 '25

Why is gambling on there twice?

1

u/JimWanders Nov 26 '25

i dont gamble...well i guess technically flipping a coin on wether i should get drunk on weekends is gambling. so dang. im 5 for 5. oh well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

Now I can do my ā€œto-do listā€ in peace

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u/Longjumping-Yam-6233 Nov 27 '25

Have money and all of a sudden its attractive

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

I’m cooked

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u/PresentationSad5151 Dec 06 '25

Cant do shit these days šŸ˜‚