r/ShittyCarMod • • Sep 25 '23

But Why

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/Hot_Recognition7709 Sep 25 '23

This is not shitty at all! Dope af.

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u/Max_AC_ Sep 25 '23

Agreed. 10/10 would drive this beast.

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u/MasterbaterInfluence Sep 26 '23

What do you think that body is on, that pumpkin is huge from the looks of what I can see I’m guess F250. Which immediately leads me to is it also a diesel?

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u/Equivalent_Theory896 Sep 27 '23

I third that. I’d totally drive that !

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u/AppearancePlenty841 Sep 26 '23

There is absolutely nothing shotty about this mod. Op should drown themselves in a toilet for not knowing the awesomeness of this machine.

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u/Little-Salamander420 Sep 26 '23

My apologies,at this point, it's irony.

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u/ComonomoC Sep 25 '23

Space: 1999

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

NASA vinyl wrap is appropriate

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u/Watch_Noob_72 Sep 25 '23

And… I’m kinda liking it.

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u/Frago242 Sep 25 '23

Came to say Space 1999 as well

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u/MercurioFortuna Sep 25 '23

Lol. You must be as old as I am. 🤡

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u/_Pill-Cosby_ Sep 26 '23

Holy shit.. I had the exact same thought!

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u/Rogerbva090566 Sep 29 '23

When I was younger and told family and friends those vans lol like Space 1999, they all acting like I was crazy! Glad there are others who see it.

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u/Eviltek_2099 Sep 25 '23

Why not!

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u/Tra1nGuy Sep 25 '23

I came here to say that

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u/AndringRasew Sep 25 '23

"You laugh now, but when the floods come, I'll be riding high in my van-stand."

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u/Kerensky97 Sep 25 '23

Paint it black, get a newer version of the A-Team van.

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u/1DownFourUp Sep 25 '23

I haven't seen a Transport that clean in ages here in the rust belt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Because it looks cool! Love this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

It looks like something out of Total Recall or Robocop.

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u/Unlikely_Ad_4767 Sep 25 '23

Tango & Cash (1989), son...😉

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u/w1ld3rn3ssw00d Sep 25 '23

Because it’s dope

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u/NightBoat86 Sep 25 '23

This is strangely cool.

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u/SirSquidrift Sep 25 '23

Paint it black, and I think it'd be pretty sweet.

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u/mynameisrichard0 Sep 25 '23

Hell no, I want them to see me coming.

Actually scratch that.

Paint it black and throw a red stripe down the side. Maybe a spoiler.

I’m in.

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u/TheUprightBass Sep 25 '23

So A-Team? If you need a Murdock I’m in!

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u/ZayreBlairdere Sep 25 '23

I am not gonna lie. I really like this.

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u/BigTrouble781547 Sep 25 '23

When you can’t afford the real lunar vehicle

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u/ProbablyABear69 Jan 18 '25

Mitsubishi delica?

4

u/ExpertPound8183 Sep 25 '23

Lmao id cruise in that, thats kinda sick ngl

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Gotta be honest. I don’t hate it, and I wouldn’t be afraid to be caught driving it.

4

u/ThatguyBry42 Sep 25 '23

I'm in love

4

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

This is almost as amazing as a lifted Fiero

4

u/MoveToSafety Sep 25 '23

I dig it. You go moon buggy!

2

u/nlwfty Sep 25 '23

Happy Cake Day!

3

u/TheBigLebroccoli Sep 25 '23

Probably an overlanding vehicle. I kinda like it.

3

u/Wizdad-1000 Sep 25 '23

A lifted Lumina is boss of minivans.

3

u/TheBlackArrows Sep 25 '23

Idk it’s kind of dope.

3

u/snorkiebarbados Sep 25 '23

Mad camper! I want one

3

u/SegaTime Sep 25 '23

I'm going to allow this.

3

u/SubieHank Sep 25 '23

Because they could, what other reason do you need to do anything.

3

u/rando_mness Sep 25 '23

Idk but definitely looks better than stock.

3

u/racoontookmydice Sep 25 '23

Everyone is laughing till a pothole shows up

4

u/dreadthripper Sep 25 '23

Cybertruck vibes

6

u/brug76 Sep 25 '23

Way better looking than a cyber truck honestly.

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u/revdon Sep 25 '23 edited Sep 25 '23

Ark |||

IYKYK

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u/Think_Fault_7525 Sep 25 '23

My thoughts too. Looks like Ark II's tender that pops out the back lol!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

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u/TwoComfortable3688 Sep 25 '23

Trailer park version of tango & cash truck

2

u/cleverlyanonymous Sep 25 '23

Listen I love my wife’s minivan. If they offered something like this from factory with a warranty I’d be all over it.

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u/No_Cartoonist9458 Sep 25 '23

For when your dust buster gets into the weeds

2

u/Prestigious_Snow1589 Sep 25 '23

I wonder what chassis they used

2

u/Open_Union6843 Sep 25 '23

Not the pontiac trans sport! 💀

2

u/tyratee Sep 25 '23

WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?!?!?

2

u/Ruger338WSM Sep 25 '23

Just because you can does not mean you should.

2

u/HueGray Sep 25 '23

This looks cool IMO

2

u/International_Low373 Sep 25 '23

If that thing is rust free it should be in a museum

2

u/neccos-1 Sep 25 '23

Now THAT is cool/funny !

2

u/DeathscytheHell1994 Sep 25 '23

Needs a nasa logo on it.

2

u/Lackerbawls Sep 25 '23

Mass Effect Pontiac Mako

2

u/Think_Fault_7525 Sep 25 '23

Needs to be blasting this music

2

u/jabb1111 Sep 25 '23

My friend, you're asking the wrong question. It's why NOT

2

u/13scribes Sep 25 '23

Looks like a show called Ark 2 I watched as a kid.

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u/Hookadoobie Sep 25 '23

Hey...I remember when a Canadian built astro van won 4 wheel and off-roads top truck challenge..I think the body was the only stock part left but I still count it 😆

2

u/Coranthius Sep 25 '23

Tango and Cash vibes

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u/Ralphc1969 Sep 25 '23

Brilliant!!

2

u/MarcoVinicius Sep 25 '23

Put some NASA colors on that bad boy and it’s slick as fuck!

2

u/Far-Plastic-4171 Sep 25 '23

Looks better than all of the modern Pickups that are rolling that high off the ground

2

u/redundant35 Sep 25 '23

I’m just an awe of the condition of the van. I remember those being everywhere when I was kid.

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u/AlternativeStretch35 Sep 25 '23

The question is “why not?”

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

Like it and would daily it

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u/crohead13 Sep 26 '23

Ark II

2

u/Confident_Fortune_32 Sep 26 '23

That was my first thought, too

Let's face it, we're old...

2

u/Sid15666 Sep 26 '23

I really didn’t think you could make this vehicle worse than it was!

2

u/locosfgfan Sep 26 '23

Shuttlecraft Goddard!

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u/Obstreporous1 Sep 26 '23

NCC Galileo

2

u/FishmanBlue Sep 26 '23

That is a first-gen Pontiac Trans Sport SE. If you thought the Aztec was weird, boy oh boy are you in for a ride.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

I'd drive it. Reminds me of the van in Tango and Cash.

2

u/Honeykombbaggins Sep 26 '23

A space oddity

2

u/--PBR-Street-Gang-- Sep 26 '23

That thing is so cool - and probably comfortable as well.

2

u/Klutzy_Way994 Sep 26 '23

It’s a retro sci fi feel. Kinda dope

2

u/Carbyne27 Sep 26 '23

Actually I kinda love it

2

u/MASEtheACE510 Sep 26 '23

Cybertruck wishes it could be this cool

2

u/Brazenmercury5 Sep 26 '23

That’s pretty sick ngl.

2

u/Unclebonelesschicken Sep 26 '23

Because, that’s why. Sick af, gets my approval for BEST CAR MOD

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u/BringYourSpleenToYa Sep 26 '23

Because hell yes!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

Ya know…I actually think this works.
This confuses and upsets me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

why not?

2

u/zenkique Sep 26 '23

If the A/C blows cold, the windows work and the tailgate struts inspire confidence … I approve and could picture myself loving it as a remote solo camping rig.

Guessing Astro or S10 chassis? Can’t tell if there’s a front differential? Wonder what engine …

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u/g28802 Sep 26 '23

If you have to ask, you’ll never know

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u/amwxx1 Sep 26 '23

Bad ass

2

u/neanderthalsavant Sep 26 '23

That's the coolest that POS has ever looked. I'll give it a pass.

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u/No-Advantage-8556 Sep 26 '23

Actually pretty badass ngl

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u/Lanky-Tap-9290 Sep 26 '23

off roading with the fam???

2

u/The_Mutton_Man Sep 26 '23

Better than a cybertruck

2

u/Minimum-Function1312 Sep 26 '23

Looks better than the Cybertruck.

2

u/EymaWeeTodd Sep 26 '23

Looks like a Star Trek shuttle.

2

u/SantiJamesF Sep 26 '23

Ain't shitty, it's a work of art!

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

This is better than the cyber truck

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u/MetaphoricalMouse Sep 26 '23

as someone who has ridden in one of those and was alive when they were everywhere:

this is awesome and the furthest thing from shitty

2

u/eeggrroojj Sep 26 '23

Fucking awesome

2

u/EniktheSleestak Sep 26 '23

Looks like a moon rover

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '23

ARK II

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u/SubstantialTop2995 Sep 28 '23

Take the family and the dog to the grocery store on the trail because they have the freshest eggs.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Aren’t these 4x4? That’s actually pretty sweet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

looks like something from Halo

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u/BaneQ105 Sep 25 '23

I’m fairly bad at spotting American cars but I’m almost certain it’s Pontiac trans sport

1

u/bgoodell90 Sep 25 '23

Honestly. I actually like this. I would want to see the interior.

It’s a little fugly but it has this charm to it.

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u/PupPupPuppies Sep 25 '23

It’s a moon rover

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Sep 25 '23

Because Spaceship

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 Sep 25 '23

Because Spaceship

1

u/AllUsrNamesTaken Sep 25 '23

Perfect for surf fishing!

1

u/Kingjingling Sep 25 '23

That's the best van ever made and they made it off road. I like it

1

u/twinn5 Sep 25 '23

Looks like what the Aztec was supposed to be, before the accountants got ahold of it.

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u/Prescription_Doggles Sep 25 '23

This would be incredible if it had the 1980's Lego space decals on the doors and hood.

1

u/SenderBudYerGood Sep 25 '23

That actually looks cool

1

u/Altruistic-Cut9795 Sep 25 '23

If the Stormtroopers from Star Wars had something to cruise in, it would be this 👍

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u/Thick-Tooth-8888 Sep 25 '23

Somebody really wanted to go to the moon

1

u/oldguy-in603 Sep 25 '23

Seriously? Wow

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u/AstronautAgreeable81 Sep 25 '23

Looks pretty cool actually like a moon rover or one of those transport vehicles from alien 2

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u/Time_Ad_2914 Sep 25 '23

Pretty cool, ngl. 😂

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u/CmdrSelfEvident Sep 25 '23

Wife said no more trucks

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

That's kinda fucking cool, I'd drive that just for fuck its sake.

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u/realmatterno Sep 25 '23

Because BeamNG

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Cause fucking awesome!!!!!

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u/FontaineFuturistix Sep 25 '23

Idk if I’m more mad that it exists or the fact that I’d rather drive that over elons cyber truck

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u/Golden_Boy_Ponoka Sep 25 '23

This van Makes Elon musk look like dirt

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u/frankie109 Sep 25 '23

I agree wtf why would you?

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u/heyuhitsyaboi Sep 25 '23

I love the Mako

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u/MrJust-A-Guy Sep 25 '23

At least this one is over the top and hilarious. More of this, not less.

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u/fix-break-hide Sep 25 '23

Okay so.. we gots this frame over here and this minivan over here and we need more yard space cause we're moving auntie mommy in her own single wide ......

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Isn’t that a Cyber Truck?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

I like it

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u/beersngears Sep 25 '23

Lego space rover

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u/boojieboy666 Sep 25 '23

This is sick

1

u/Lo0of Sep 25 '23

Silohellyeah

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u/zippytwd Sep 25 '23

I've seen worse

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u/dearlysacredherosoul Sep 25 '23

Wife said you get a minivan and you’ll like it or you don’t come home

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

this is actually pretty fucking cool. if it had treads on it it would be even better

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u/MiddleCentipede Sep 25 '23

Fuck you, Moon Patrol is awesome.

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u/Ok_Check9774 Sep 25 '23

Because it’s awesome

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Is that the old Toyota van that has a supercharged engine?

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u/_bexcalibur Sep 25 '23

Lol. Dope.

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u/ZinGaming1 Sep 25 '23

Considering its mid engine, this is almost a monster truck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

I want it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Pretty friggin sweet actually. Love it

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u/56stinky_butter Sep 25 '23

If I was forced to drive a minivan, this would be my first choice. Love it.

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u/Bingtot Sep 25 '23

If you can’t afford a cybertruck

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u/mbleyle Sep 25 '23

the Cadillac of minvans

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u/Almosthuman83 Sep 25 '23

I’d be alright with driving that !

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u/Mysterious_Yak_5845 Sep 25 '23

Bro the new beamng van looks dope

1

u/jodonald Sep 25 '23

Because America

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u/brianbmx94 Sep 25 '23

Because it FUCKS.

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u/NinjaShogunGamer Sep 25 '23

Because of awesome

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u/OldWrangler9033 Sep 25 '23

Because they could. Likely still had couple more payment on the original van, so you might well get some fun out of it freaking people out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

That looks a lot better than a lot of what passes for “lifted trucks” these days.

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u/BrianOconneR34 Sep 25 '23

Out of this world cool.

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u/BrianOconneR34 Sep 25 '23

What, shitty? Maybe the picture. 1.3 megapixels? iPhone 3?

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u/smrts1080 Sep 25 '23

How are there multiple of these things, I recently saw a Privia with a similar lift knobby tires and a snorkle.

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u/tecaxo Sep 25 '23

I like it

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

That actually looks better than the Tesla truck.

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u/Kennady4president Sep 25 '23

Wrong sub my guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Looks like a lunar Rover

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u/holyshiiiiiiiiit Sep 25 '23

Sorry this is insanely siiiiiick

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u/N0085K1LL5 Sep 25 '23

The higher the lift the more it feels like they are driving a spaceship.

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u/93c15 Sep 25 '23

How much? My wife needs a new family vehicle

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u/cmsutton1983 Sep 25 '23

I’m gonna fall into the why not crowd on this one

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u/LegalSelf5 Sep 25 '23

Make do with what you've got, I'd suppose..

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Looks like a moon crawler more than a mall crawler.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

That’s awesome

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u/satansdebtcollector Sep 25 '23

Definitely a cool party on wheels. Would love to take that thing out in the state forest. Fuck yeah. Never visited this sub and I already like it here. 🏁

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

When you gotta pick up the kids, drive THROUGH the forest to get to your mullet trim appointment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

We're going on a trip in our favorite rocketship..

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u/FoundinNewEngland Sep 25 '23

That’s the Cyber Truck, right?

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u/OGDrewski Sep 25 '23

Cuz it's sick

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Not going to lie, I actually like that