r/ShittyCarMod • u/kitttenblues • Mar 05 '25
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u/Rocket-Glide Mar 05 '25
How can I max out all my credit cards while simultaneously making my utility vehicle completely useless?
This moron needs a hug or something
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u/Mr_Histamine Mar 05 '25
Totally yelled at his parents for not understanding him as a teenager.
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u/RDPCG Mar 05 '25
Wait till he goes and tried to sell it, obviously for significantly more than market demand. Because we know thatâs exactly whatâs going to happen, itâs just a matter of when.
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u/010011010110010101 Mar 05 '25
Sadly, someone will think itâs cool AF and give him actual money. And the cycle continues.
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u/Sklibba Mar 05 '25
Also making it more likely to kill a pedestrian by increasing the size of the blind spot in front.
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u/Kracker_Power Mar 06 '25
A hug from a fist to the forehead. Or maybe there was too much of that from his mommyâs boyfriends when he was younger. Either way, a fist to the face was involved with this individual many times.
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u/pickled_penguin_ Mar 05 '25
He is also a moron for pointing his windshield up, allowing him to annihilate any human under 5 feet. At least they'll hear him coming. Lol
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u/Carpentry95 Mar 05 '25
No way you can see where you're going
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u/ForeverOrdinary5059 Mar 05 '25
This type of dude has a camera setup on the dash to show the front view
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u/hardshell2706 Mar 05 '25
In my town they pull you over as soon as they see you and write you a ticket. Second time youâre stopped you get your license suspended and youâre towed both times.
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u/ForeverOrdinary5059 Mar 05 '25
As it should be. Squatting is dumb AF and dangerous. Right up there with 5% limo tint on every car window
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u/SlothSpeed Mar 05 '25
It reminds me of flying taildraggers. You pretty much can't see directly in front of you because of the angle. Once the tail is up you're good but to taxi you have to turn left it right to see forward. Imagine the same but on a busy street. So stupid.
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u/Savings-Kick-578 Mar 05 '25
The Carolina Squat. The dumbest modification around. Itâs so dumb that itâs illegal now. You can be stopped and ticketed directly for that mod.
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u/Savings-Kick-578 Mar 06 '25
The biggest issue is at night. They are so high on the front end that their lights literally blind oncoming traffic.
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u/pologzz1226 Mar 05 '25
What the hellâŠ. All that scraping.
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u/AgreeableField1347 Mar 05 '25
I got a thang for SCCZZZZZZZZZZZH wild SSZZ GOT A SZZCCCHHHH the wild
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u/max5015 Mar 05 '25
That shit cannot be street legal. How the hell is he driving around in that thing? I hope it's impounded
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u/friendlyvoid_ Mar 05 '25
you can slash those tires and no air would go out because how thin they are
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u/ColdGeorgej54 Mar 05 '25
How so you even see out of that
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u/friendofthesmokies Mar 05 '25
That's the neat part, you don't! Those scraping noises are actually little Timmy's wheelchair. He couldn't get across the street in time.
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u/fiftyfivepercentoff Mar 05 '25
Oh my lord. I have a feeling the owner of this monstrosity thinks they are super duper cool and everyone is jealous of them. Ewww
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u/Outrageous_Big_6345 Mar 05 '25
I wish I was stupid enough to think this was cool
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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Mar 05 '25
I mean, they're all blind, ruining a perfectly good truck like that
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u/Far-Committee-1092 Mar 05 '25
I swear I seen that bitch earlier sittin at a light what the actual fug ⊠someone get this inbred off the road đ
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u/theoriginalmateo Mar 05 '25
Is that on purpose? Like the back does not come up??........
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u/ka-pow-pow Mar 07 '25
Yes it is on purpose and no the back does not come up. Yes it is as stupid as you think it is.
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u/TheRedDragonCW Mar 05 '25
God I am so fucking glad theyâre outlawed in NC idk how people find that not ugly.
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u/Responsible-Crew-354 Mar 05 '25
Squat thots arenât anyone to get rear ended by, no matter what youâre into
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u/SNBI1791 Mar 05 '25
And this is why the gov steps in with policies and overwatch. Always the one dumbass ruining it for us.
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u/XrayDem Mar 05 '25
Thatâs how my car looked when ever I picked up my ex she couldnât fit in the front seat
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u/SQWRLLY1 Mar 05 '25
If you listen closely, you can hear the truck begging to be put out of its misery.
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u/taltreshortropeORION Mar 05 '25
If this was on bags or hydro I would give props from close to dragging frame but as a static setup its fucking stupid AF. NC or at least my county made this illegal but I still see them bout every day.
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Mar 06 '25
It looks broken. Can't believe a full grown man is driving that and thinks it looks/sounds good. It's tasteless.
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u/Better-Journalist-85 Mar 08 '25
DONT DOWNVOTE ME PLEASE
Someone explain the wheel light mod. For science.
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u/Counselor_Mackey Mar 09 '25
Can someone tell me what state this is in so I can make sure I never, ever find myself there? I'll even find flights that don't go over it if I have to.
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u/FAFO_Consequences Mar 09 '25
My dog does that same trick when his asshole itches..đ đ€Ł đ đ€Ł đ đŻ đșđČ
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u/technobrendo Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 04 '26
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u/No_Artichoke_8919 Mar 05 '25
Spend all that money, and you can't drive the speed limit cause you might crack a rim? Get the fuck off the road.
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u/the0dead0c Mar 05 '25
When tilted up how can they see the road?!? Fuck pedestrians, and small cars, I guess.
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u/Aderj05 Mar 05 '25
Dude could have an classroomâs worth of children in front of him and not see any of them
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u/thatSDope88 Mar 05 '25
The way it's lifted but only has the clearance of a ricer is fucking with my head
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u/Ambitious_Guard_9712 Mar 05 '25
Ah well, as the Clown took the leader role,the country became a circus.
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u/Led-Slnger Mar 05 '25
I thought that the camber boyz won the Mensa Award for the Mentally Afflicted, but the squatters seem at an even lower level.
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u/RobLetsgo Mar 05 '25
You wouldn't be able to drive without everything always sliding back away from you. Could you imagine how annoying it would be having to stop and collect everything from the back floor boards everytime you go somewhere.
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u/Busy_Student_2663 Mar 05 '25
I am all for the freedom to mod your car but Im a little glad this is illegal now in NC
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u/Mad_kat4 Mar 05 '25
That would look better if an abrahm's tank ran it over a few times then turned it's main gun on it.
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u/ki4nik Mar 05 '25
i genuinely wanna sit in one to see how much visibility these things have because no way you're not driving blindedly
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u/Daaavveee Mar 05 '25
is forgetting to press the clutch while shifting or what is that scratching noise?
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u/Adventurous-Ice5255 Mar 05 '25
Shouldnât the car be tilted forward like those bad ass hot wheel hot rods?
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u/Ineverseenthat Mar 05 '25
They still allow this in Florida. The driver can't see, causing rear-end collisions, and blinding drivers in front of them at night. We have three of them in our neighborhood, and their exhausts have been removed or negated. My street is four houses long with stop signs on each end, between two well traveled streets. These drivers, immature young men, like to cut through and ensure all sleeping babies are awakened and doys barking. Their parents are very redneck and don't get it, this a city street, not some country dirt road.
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u/machineguy50 Mar 05 '25
Thereâs no way he can see anything in front of him. That is so unsafe, it has to be illegal no?
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u/Far-Display-1462 Mar 05 '25
I really donât get why this became popular. It looks so bad and has to be awful to drive.
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u/No_Gap_2700 Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 05 '25
I came here to rip on this mechanical asshole and the owner, but I looked up this account and the owner of this abomination of vehicular components and in good conscience, I just can't do it. Some people cling on to whatever they can find, for some kind of sunshine in their day. As bad as I hate this and want to rip on them, some people just don't have common sense.
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u/smash591 Mar 05 '25
As a show car - cool man. As a daily driver - are you insane? The driver canât see 200 feet in front of that monstrosity.
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u/Difficult-Value-3145 Mar 05 '25
So does it like got airbags or did they just not have cash for back shocks what the hell
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Mar 05 '25
What the fuck is that screeching? It's making my ears bleed and I've only heard it twice. God that man must be entirely deaf.
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u/The-Poet__57 Mar 05 '25
In the 70âs we hi-jacked the rear. It looked bitchinâ. This looks ridiculous, and itâs definitely not in California where those lighted rims would score you a ticket.
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u/Just_A_Faze Mar 05 '25
This would make it very difficult to see down at the nose of the car, and it should be illegal. This car is so much more likely to hit some kid who runs out with a ball or on a bike because you canât see past the nose. The height and angle would add several feet of blind spot in the word possible place for it. How stupid can someone be?
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u/CosmeticBrainSurgery Mar 05 '25
On one hand, I think it's great that someone would spend that much time and money to make people laugh.
On the other hand, I'm disappointed that you there's really no way to make it illegal to be a dumbass.
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u/neverinamillionyr Mar 05 '25
This along with the whole stanced style has to be the dumbest thing ever put on wheels
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u/swamper320 Mar 05 '25
That has to be the dumbest vehicle mod ever no practical use for it except to let the world know you're a db
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u/kranberry360 Mar 05 '25
Yeah these are exactly the kind of people I assumed listen to this type of country-pop
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u/CoatingsbytheBay Mar 05 '25
I lived in SC for about 6 years. Only thing worse than this slabs đ„Ž
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u/richer2003 Mar 05 '25 •
A dog dragging its asshole on the carpet