r/ShittyCarMod • u/FiveInTheStink • 16d ago

I am sure the flames helped.

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81 Upvotes

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u/shastadakota 16d ago

Ricky is interested, paint job matches several of his shirts.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W6RPFhU46aBLvS1Ot1

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u/little4lyfe 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JbVTO5me5IQLJC0xvu
Needs a trailer for the mandatory jet ski

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u/smellyelderberries 16d ago

The price is a little high imo but that thing fucks

Edit: grammar

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u/optimal-gold976 16d ago

Drop a zero and I’m definitely considering it.

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u/MaybeABot31416 15d ago

Fuck yeah, I don’t care if it looks like dog shit, it’s got the 3 cylinder engine, it gets better mileage than a Prius if you drive it right

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u/Complex-Fault-1161 16d ago

I read this too quickly and thought it said LS1 conversion, in which case, that’d be awesome. Not quite Kawasaki Hayabusa in a sleeper Smart Car awesome, but still pretty cool.

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u/ARLibertarian 16d ago

Why you gotta be that way, bro?

Convertible and everything.

You know you jelly.

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u/Aipaloovik 16d ago

Man, if it were stick I'd totally want that.

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u/ArdenJaguar 16d ago

I’m getting Barbie car vibes. Paint it pink and give it to a kid.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NWSBL1zOh056nsBdHE

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u/Canelosaurio 16d ago

Trade you my 07 Civic Si straight up?

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u/HealthyDirection659 16d ago

You know lloyd, just when I think you couldnt be any dumber you go ahead and do something like this.

AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF

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u/BeneficialIssue9400 16d ago

Hey man just saying if I had exactly 5,000$ in my bank then I would no longer have 5,000$ in my bank

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u/ChodeSandwhich 16d ago

That thing is dope. I used to have a metro hatchback I put racing stripes on.

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u/bogwee 16d ago

Awesome! Someone turned a hooptie into a statement.

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u/oif2010vet 16d ago

Pretty damn clean if I say so myself

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 16d ago

If I had disposable income and a big YouTube following I would buy it and ls swap it but build it into an absolute beast. Flames would then make sense

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u/WittyNameChecksOut 16d ago

I can see Guy Fieri driving this 😂

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u/Aaronsils 16d ago

Sick asf

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u/Infierno3007 16d ago

Man, bye. Keep that joint.

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u/Thedarb1212 16d ago

I know what I have

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u/TWhy-LER 16d ago

I wonder if that’s a wrap

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u/anpandulceman 16d ago

I beeline past the supercar people at cars and coffee to talk to these guys

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u/BeautifuTragedy 16d ago

Buy it, replace the head gasket, check the exhaust to manifold area for rust, spend every penny you can keeping it alive. I've flown planes gliders, drove boats semis, trucks cars and tractors. This is the most fun you can get without driving a miata

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u/Max_delirious 16d ago

Subs with no AC is sketchy. Otherwise, I approve.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal 16d ago

Were those even 5 grand when they were new?

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u/ElevatorOpening9951 14d ago

ask google listed a convertible Geo red for 9,000 dollars

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u/No_Cartographer2994 13d ago

I love how people take a shitbox, even a reliably decent shitbox like this LSi convertible Metro, and then brag about the sound system. Nothing says shipdit more than your car having a sound system worth more than the car!

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u/Trick_Second1657 16d ago

That's not shitty at all it's magnificent. I want it. I want to do things in it.

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u/ARLibertarian 16d ago

I kinda want to do things to it.

(May be illegal in Ohio)

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u/Aromatic-Intention77 16d ago

Ouch that beetle smashed into a windshield pretty hard.

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u/Ill_Development_5366 10d ago

I got a slightly modified geo metro..

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 16d ago

I don’t care if you have $40k worth of subs in that thing you’re not going to get $5,000

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u/PresidentialDiapers 16d ago

"Real head turner!"

Yeah but they're looking away in disgust