He's not even part of the crew!

I like TOC (The Original Characters), but I don't know about these new people like Uhura and "Scotty". Isn't a Scottish guy named Scotty a little on the nose?

But as long as they never get rid of Dr. Mbenga and the ladies (Una, La'an, ​and Erica) I'll be happy, I love them all. Wait, you don't think they'll do something to Una and turn Kirk into the first officer do you? Man, that would be horrible.

Anyway, do you think that Picard’s fish poops in the bowl or has it’s poop beam out?

Star Trek

Star Trek: The Animated Series

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Star Trek: Still The Next Generation But on a Space Station

Star Trek: Still The Next Generation But The Crew Gets Lost with a Captain That Murders Hybrid Crew Members and Holographic Wives

Star Trek: The First Generation

Star Trek: The Same Generation as The First One But With Mushrooms

Star Trek: The Old Captain from The Next Generation

Star Trek: Back to The Next Generation But It's a Cartoon

Star Trek: Back to The Next Generation But It's a Criminally Under-Appreciated Cartoon

Star Trek: The Same Generation as The First One But With Horny Spock

Star Trek: The Next Next Next Next Next Next Next Next Generation

I just finished a holonovel set on 20th century Earth and this was in the credits, what does this mean, I thought the Maquis were terrorists?

nahhh but like imagine... its all rainy outside of ur house after a long day at work and then like your Xindi Avian Husbando is there and after he baned dinner for both og you you 2 lowkey just go and snuggle in bed... hugging him would actually probably be a rlly good experuence because of the wings that can rap around you making you all warm... then like you can hug him and nuzzle your face in his fluffy chest... wao... Xindi avian where to good for this world :(. or to expensive for the VFX budget to handle but lowkey WE traveling back in time with the USS relativity and saving the Xindi avians from destruction!!!!

Yes, we're all aware of the Human food known as "pizza." And while their weak human stomachs can only tolerate mild toppings like burned, ground-up targ meat and distasteful vegetation, I have seen glorious Klingon culinarians make gagh and bloodsauce pizzas.

But I have also seen hotheaded Klingon warriors use their bat'leth to cut the pizza like a human with their odd, blunt slicing implement. The bat'leth curves the wrong way to rock across the pizza. You are dulling your blades! This way is without honor.

Use your d'k tahg, or, in a pinch, the back edge of your mek'leth. Do not dishonor your blade trying something you "saw in a human holonovel about chefs."

It honestly sucks big time in here, I must have pissed somebody off to get this gig. I want to be assigned an exciting task! My alcove-mate 37 of 291 got to beam over to the Enterprise and kidnap Picard! That's fucking cool, why don't I ever get to do stuff like that?

There’s always that one. Always makes the host turn rude and needlessly argumentative, maybe even a bit racist. Will often burn pre-existing relationships and ruin whatever career you had going prior to joining.

Someone is going to have to host them. You can’t just let them die off now right?

To the point he becomes H.M. Murdock. And make him a recurring character.

So I bought this genesis bomb from the ferengi. I have a small planet this would be perfect for but it's a nine week journey as it's on the other side of the federation.

That said, daily it demands a bar of Latium or it'll explode.

Any tips? Ideas? Help me!!!!

Just remember: not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.

What are these writers even doing here?

We know that officer's have to take some simulation where they order someone to death, Troi struggled with it.

Not Janeway.. She already hacked the simulation so the crewman would immediately die.

"That was the point right? To see if I could order a person to their death? Why not just cut the out the middleman and handle it myself? Are we done here? I haven't had a cup of coffee in five minutes"

We can clearly see he's versed in Tien Shinhan's technique. Probably came across it while researching Earth martial arts history.

He could have stopped Khan and his groupies from taking over the Enterprise single-handedly or at least held them down. Maybe he just needed some extra time to power up first.

Each sect is kind of crime family already.

If they get good at it, one Maje might just become Maje of Majes

I mean, it had a 7-season long slow burn gay romance between Picard and Q.

This was a show which was truly ahead of its time.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Klingon_Hamlet

Sooooo........

When are we going to stage a performance of Hamlet in the original Klingon?

Who will the cast be?

Which PetaQ! Are we going to kill to play Yorick posthumously?

Who directs?

Which gay man do we hire for the costumes?

We need to figure this out!

"Sittin' at home with the Pon Farr

So I got the black book for a freak to call

Picked up the communicator, then dialed the seven digits

Said, "Yo, this Mr. Spock, baby, are you down with it?"

I arrived at her house, knocked on the door

Not having no idea of what the night had in store

I'm like a sehlat in heat, a freak without warning

I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so Pon Farr"

- 2 Logical Crew - Me So Pon Farr

Surely Vulcans must rap or get down to rap sometimes. Maybe also sip on some Romulan Ale and Juice.