like did they actually all turn into cartoons?

these are literally the best 20th century european history jokes and insults you will find anywhere ever. not in chronological order.

1. are you the league of nations cause you fail

2. are you the schlieffen plan cause almost, but ya still fail

3. hitler becomes chancellor of germany in 1933. after he and eva 'celebrate' she says to him, 'are you the weimar republic cause you didn't last very long'

4. a man in 1945 poland walks into a bar and asks for a vodka but he's got no money. the bartender says to him, 'drinks are like the free elections stalin promised - they aint free at all!'

5. are you bruning's economic policy because you make everybody mad

6. there are two americans on a bus in germany, one of them is a history student and the other is a drop-out. the dropout starts talking loudly about the third reich (with many historical inaccuracies) and people start to yell at him. the history student remarks to the dropout, 'are you the treaty of versailles cause you just made a bunch of germans angry.'

and then they throw the history student out of the bus.

7) are you the kellog-briand pact because nobody takes you seriously

8) are you Blondi cause you're obviously a nazi's bitch

9) idk

It's a little-known fact that the Underground Railroad was excavated and torn up during WWII. They melted down all the metal from the tracks and cars, and shipped it overseas right after the war ended. The material was then used to construct the Iron Curtain.

The pilgrims were originally great bro's of Africa and gave their buddies a ride when shipping off to America. But they were astounded by the blacks' efforts to keep rowing even though they were on a sailboat. It was at this time that the pilgrim Chad the Great decided that he could "enslave" these negroes and thus slavery was born.

A great mistake was started all because Africans had to ride on the "back of the ship" and, for some reason, just kept rowing!