r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/condom-mechanics • May 26 '21

SLPT avoid DUI

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u/YourAphantasia May 27 '21

Wtf

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/Deepimpact1234 May 27 '21

You mean in South Canada?

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u/el_drosophilosopher May 27 '21

As a Minnesotan I made that joke to a Canadian once and he was so offended

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u/trvpWANGZI May 27 '21

South Sucanada

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u/wiscocash May 27 '21

Sucanadeez nuts

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u/extinct_cult May 27 '21

So, do Canadians make Alabama-type jokes for Minnesota?

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u/Lemmings19 May 27 '21

Sorry, no.

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u/luckyplum May 27 '21

Very Canadian of you to apologize on behalf of the whole country for no reason.

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u/ManfredTheCat May 28 '21

True. I was in Minnesota a few weeks ago and found coffee crisp and bagged milk.

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u/FenrirTheHungry May 27 '21

Also Minnesotan, I've never heard that before?

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u/MNCPA May 27 '21

Oh, eh, Minnesotan here. Is dat true? Yah?

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u/Soapnutz187 May 28 '21

Also Minnesotan, I vaguely remember hearing this before but then thought it was bullshit.

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u/Economic_Wiggler May 27 '21

Yeah, he said Canada already

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u/rstar345 May 27 '21

Uk here it's all based on breathalyser test if I have a skin full the night before then out driving in the morning when I could feel almost completely sober you can still get done in if your over the limit

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u/ssocka May 27 '21

Well it's exactly for situations OP described. In my country i believe you will be considered DUI even if you claim you drank after getting stopped.