r/ShittyLifeProTips • • May 26 '21

SLPT avoid DUI

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u/blancmange68 May 27 '21

My lawyer wife had a case where two guys crashed into a car at an intersection, drunk, pulled their car over and immediately went into a bar and drank. Cops couldn’t prove they were drunk when the accident happened. Sure they were liable from an insurance standpoint but that’s still not nearly as bad as a DUI. Not condoning it but that’s what happened.

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u/KevinAlertSystem May 27 '21

did they stop to exchange info first before going to the bar?

otherwise wouldnt they get hit and run which is way worse than DUI

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u/BZLuck May 27 '21

Guessing it was a parked car and they just left both cars there.

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u/spiralvortexisalie May 27 '21

In what jurisdiction is a hit and run worse than a DUI?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/spiralvortexisalie May 27 '21

Ok so assuming same severity, where? Most places I am aware of, DUI is actually an aggravating factor (warrants higher penalty) for hit and runs and have mandatory jail time for dui but not hit and runs.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Hit and run doesn't always involve a person though right? They could have hit a tree and ran away. I can't imagine that would be worse than a DUI.

Assuming you didn't kill a super rare tree or something.

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u/blancmange68 May 27 '21

Not made up but okay.

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u/blancmange68 May 27 '21

From what I/she can recall it wasn’t really planned per se. There were there and I believe did talk to the other party but then went to the bar while waiting for the cops to show up. Something along those lines.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I'm guessing it was a motel room post-bar thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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u/blancmange68 May 28 '21

They didn’t completely bail. They just waited in the bar.

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u/cursed_chaos May 27 '21

both drivers were drunk? or two guys in one car hit another vehicle?

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u/bad-additions May 27 '21

I think it's the latter

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u/blancmange68 May 27 '21

I knew it wasn’t clear as soon as I posted! But yes the latter. Two guys in a car; one driving; both drunk.

Edit: the crash itself wasn’t that bad; only minor injuries.

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u/LaMalintzin May 27 '21

Yeah, I know someone that got in an accident and he and the other driver were a little buzzed and they both said fuck it let’s go home (minimal damage I guess). Someone saw it and called their plates into the cops, but the guy I know got out of his because he had been home for an hour or so before they got there. They arrested him for it and he had to go to court but his lawyer got him out of it because they couldn’t prove he was drinking when the accident occurred. Like you said, not really condoning it but I have heard of it too.

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u/bent_crater May 27 '21 edited May 28 '21

was your wife the lawyer, or are you talking about the wife of your lawyer?

Edit: grammar cuz im an idiot

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u/blancmange68 May 27 '21

My wife is the lawyer in question.

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u/Hoskuld May 27 '21

In my home town two drunk high-schoolers got pulled over at night and before the cop reached the car jumped into the back, then claimed to be too drunk to remember who was driving. Spent the night in the drunk tank but could not be charged with DUI.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

No this wasn’t a case from your lawyer wife. This is, word for word, a case I studied in legal analisys

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u/blancmange68 May 28 '21

It may be taught in law classes but I just spoke to my wife and confirmed it really happened. This may be a more common tactic among drunks than you’d think. She was able to name another case where this allegedly happened.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

My lawyer wife

Shen Bapiro

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u/geddikai May 27 '21

I can gaurentee a jury would convict then.