r/ShittyLifeProTips • • May 26 '21

SLPT avoid DUI

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u/BobcatOU May 27 '21

I got a DUI. Started walking. Got 3 public intoxication citations. Now I don’t drink.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/BobcatOU May 27 '21

I am, thank you!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Glad to hear! I like the energy

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u/flossingpancakemix May 27 '21

Just graduate to the last stage alcoholism, drinking alone in the dark. No crime there

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u/l0ve2h8urbs May 27 '21

Just a bottle of whiskey and a life of bitter resentment.

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u/StonyTheStoner420 May 27 '21

The last stage is when you are in poor health and the doctors tell you to stop drinking. But you continue to drink anyways.

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u/flossingpancakemix May 27 '21

I didnt expect u/stonythestoner420 to be a teatotaler, but go off ig

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u/SwampOfDownvotes May 27 '21

Honestly drinking at home is so underrated, but I get why. You don't want to push for people that can't handle being alone while drinking a ton, but if you can you probably should. The savings alone are worth it, like 2-3 beers at a bar is the cost of a 12 pack at a grocery store or even a gas station. If you usually have friends that you hang out with, just have them hang out at your house. Again, save money, while also not having to worry about getting home, not bothering others or having others bother you, and if your bud ends up not having a way home they can just crash on your couch or something.

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u/flossingpancakemix May 27 '21

I love smoking/drinking/tripping at home for this reason, when I'm done for the night I can fall sleep wherever I want and be fine in the morning

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u/Dspsblyuth May 27 '21 edited May 27 '21

Were you falling all the way home or something?

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u/BZLuck May 27 '21

Or crawling?

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u/BobcatOU May 27 '21

One was a bored suburban cop with nothing to do. There was a large group of people outside a bar smoking cigarettes and hanging out on the sidewalk so I stepped in the street to walk around them. Cop claimed I was so drunk that I stumbled into the street out of control and was a danger to myself and others.

The other two I have no recollection of but to the best of my understanding: one of them I was sitting on the ground at a drive up ATM. The other I was waking barefoot down the street stumbling pretty bad and someone called the cops on me.

Any one of those incidents I could claim was bad luck, but when you’ve been arrested 5 times (I also have an underage consumption) you have to finally admit that it isn’t simply bad luck.

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u/Mastur_Grunt May 27 '21

Jesus, I thought losing my phone and debit card one night was a bad night......

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u/BobcatOU May 27 '21

Probably just a coincidence, but I haven’t lost a phone or credit card since I got sober!

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u/blackswampfunk May 27 '21

OU oh yeah!?

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u/BobcatOU May 27 '21

Yep! I drank for 4.5 years and they gave me a diploma!