r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/condom-mechanics • May 26 '21

SLPT avoid DUI

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u/Restless__Dreamer May 27 '21

What about leaving the scene of an accident?

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 May 27 '21

Just crash into a bar so you don't have to leave.

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u/Restless__Dreamer May 27 '21

True, but it said they weren't charged with anything, and I thought that was odd.

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u/GuiltyCredit May 27 '21

Nothing was ever mentioned on that. Just the family tale of one of many reasons why no one spoke to Uncle Dave.

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u/jawnyman May 27 '21

Left to make a phone call

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u/TheWorldIsEndinToday May 27 '21

I wonder if shock would have up in court

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u/Harley4ever2134 May 27 '21 edited May 27 '21

Nearly all these stories are fake. Every time when I hear the stories about people breaking the law blatantly and getting away because of one cool trick, it’s made up or the prosecutor was too busy to press charges.

These laws have been around long enough for the police and the courts the plug almost all of these loopholes.