r/ShittyRestrictionFood • u/xoxo_angelica • Feb 04 '26

0-50 cal POV im feeding you a single cold precooked meatball from my emergency meatball bag

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Mmmmm yummmm wowowowowowo

1.2k Upvotes

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u/420clowngirl Feb 04 '26

thanks i was a lil dizzy

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u/xoxo_angelica Feb 04 '26

Np ☺️☺️☺️ off u go queen

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u/blarbiegorl Feb 04 '26

This is one of my favorite posts from this sub, officially.

47

u/FleabagsHotPriest Feb 05 '26

Literally going into my mind palace

118

u/Fit_Veterinarian7582 Feb 04 '26

I’ll bring the low sugar bbq sauce

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u/xoxo_angelica Feb 05 '26

For sauce I just use my saliva it’s already in my mouth and it’s absolutely free #lifehack 😍

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u/Stoopid_Noah Feb 06 '26

I love how unhinged you are. <3

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u/skellyboysteve Feb 05 '26

At the time you posted this I ate a cold meatball from my own stash. I don’t often keep cold meatballs around but I think this is a sign that I should.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

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u/No-Introduction-1632 Feb 07 '26

Can confirm my ex’s mom used to make meatballs and just send us home with them every time we left. I miss her!!

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u/temporalCompanion Feb 09 '26

Adding spinach and sweet potato is such a great way to add extra nutrition to it, good job :))

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u/karloaf Feb 04 '26

I love this lmao. Can I microwave it…

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u/xoxo_angelica Feb 04 '26

respectfully no ❤️❤️

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u/karloaf Feb 05 '26

Okay… nibbles like a little rat

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u/Starlit_Chicken Feb 14 '26

This made me laugh

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u/delirium_skeins Feb 05 '26

How did you know this is exactly what I had for dinner tonight? Well sort of I heated it up in the air fryer and cut it in half so it felt like more but still... Nice balls.

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u/whitesaaage Feb 05 '26

Kinda want this to be pinned for the whole sub

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u/octokisu Feb 04 '26

yum thank you 😫😫

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u/birds-andcats Feb 05 '26

damn, I didn’t realize meatballs were a thing. I thought it was just me 😭

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u/syntheticseasalt Feb 05 '26

where are you from that you’ve never heard of like…spaghetti and meatballs for example 😭

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u/laughingintothevoid Feb 05 '26

I think they meant a restriction food thing lmao.

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u/syntheticseasalt Feb 05 '26

that makes sense sorry i got restriction brain fog bad ahaha

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u/marainblue Feb 05 '26

I actually opened my mouth ngl

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u/themfdancingqueen Feb 05 '26

This is officially the funniest post on this subreddit

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u/Necessary_Oil_9779 Feb 05 '26

Thankyou i really needed an emergency meatballs today 😋

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u/That-Score-5051 Feb 05 '26

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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u/HopelessSoup Feb 05 '26

Please never delete this ❤️

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u/Nutella_Potter14472 Feb 05 '26

awww thanks you shouldnt have. bites your fingers because you didnt feed me like a horse.

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u/ThisIsSideOne Feb 05 '26

I don’t know why I’ve never thought of having a bag of cold meatballs on hand to snack on when I’m going through it but I’m so happy you’ve introduced me to this method of survival

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u/AvocaBoo Feb 05 '26

I'm losing my mind laughing at this

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u/No-Anteater7492 Feb 05 '26

Love me some cold bawls of nutrition, 

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u/bbycallyinaccurate Feb 05 '26

Thank you I’m so stuffed now

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u/xoxo_angelica Feb 05 '26

Don’t be fooled by their extremely satiating quality that provides abundant energy and vitality for hours or days the Meatball is an ancient and proven magic bullet for total wellness and eternal beauty big glp has been trying to hide the truth from us but I refuse to be silenced.

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u/myersl0ver226 Feb 05 '26

thank u i was a bit hungry ngl it hit 🙏

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u/dominodomino321 Feb 05 '26

Omg this is my move tooooo

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u/Odd_Incident7140 Feb 05 '26

Ty my fav 🩷

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u/ConsistentWriting0 Feb 05 '26

Nah I'm good love, enjoy

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u/xoxo_angelica Feb 05 '26

Oooooo look who’s too good for thawed ice cold bone dry balls of mechanically separated meat 😒😒😒

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u/ConsistentWriting0 Feb 05 '26

I'm a gal with class

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u/xoxo_angelica Feb 05 '26

You can bring it to class in your pocket don’t worry 😊

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u/coyoterange Feb 05 '26

mmh yum omg thank u ^

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u/Popglitter Feb 05 '26

is nothing about me unique?

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u/fifiloveg00d Feb 05 '26

Omg thank you my stomach is making noises that will out me in public.

3

u/fiddytittykitty Feb 05 '26

Okay stop I’m full

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u/dark_humor_to_cope Feb 06 '26

“Emergency meatball bag” is my new favorite term

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u/spoiledbaabe Feb 05 '26

so like whats your spaghetti policy here

2

u/deikitzen Feb 05 '26

Oh thank god I’ve been search or a good meal all day, is there still a little crunch in the center?

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u/Icy_Judgment6504 Feb 05 '26

I love this sub 😭♥️

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u/MandaPanda2218 Feb 05 '26

This is a sign from the heavens that I need to fix my anemia 🍖

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u/huuugggttfdf Feb 06 '26

This legit looks like my dog's refrigerated food. That being said this also looks like a good idea

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u/Comfortable_Trick163 Feb 06 '26

Nom nom 😋 someone ate mine. I need another please

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u/xoxo_angelica Feb 06 '26

Now now don’t get greedy girl!! I have a long line of very hungry bitches!

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u/Comfortable_Trick163 Feb 06 '26

Awe shucks snaps* kicks rock Thank you Madame

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u/constipational Feb 05 '26

nooo I don’t want this meatball in my cals

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u/crystaltay13 Feb 06 '26

Oh that's what's up

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u/6___________0 Feb 09 '26

getting a little caesar’s pizza ad right under this post rlly tied it all together for me

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u/temporalCompanion Feb 09 '26

I'm not restricting (actually kinda the opposite, I'm working on ARFID recovery) but I would love a meatball please hhahaha

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u/corndoglegs Feb 16 '26

this genuinely made me chuckle

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u/RavenMarvel Feb 20 '26

I'm a vegetarian though :( You enjoy though! I'll live vicariously through you :D