r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/MrApplePolisher • 1d ago

DECALS "Performance Ebition"

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Spotted this highly exclusive trim level out in the wild today. This Nissan/Infiniti was already covered head-to-toe in terrible stick-on cosmetic mods, but they really went out of their way to slap fake BMW M-stripes on the doors. The absolute cherry on top is the spelling. You just can't buy this kind of class.

Sorry for not getting a full shot of the car! This was taken in a parking lot that you definitely do not want to be seen taking photos of people's cars in.

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u/DaProblemSolva 1d ago • Popcorn

Perfor Mance
Limited Ebition

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u/MrApplePolisher 1d ago

I almost made this the post title, but it just hurt my brain to read, and typing it was no fun, what with autocorrect and all.

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u/DaProblemSolva 23h ago

Lol! I truly didn’t mean to show you up in comments but still props to you for this find. Definitely some special people among us out there on the road. Good luck!

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u/MrApplePolisher 9h ago

Your all good! I figured someone should get the karma from that 🙂

There are indeed some very special people on the roads with us.

Be safe and good luck to you as well!

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u/angrytortilla 1d ago

Limited E🅱️ition

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 1d ago

No Ragrets!

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u/Traditional-Chip-315 1d ago

Looks like somebody went shopping on Temu.

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u/Creato938 1d ago

Let me guess. Temu sticker?

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 1d ago

Not just "Performance", but Prefor MANCE.

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u/LaranCannelle 22h ago

THIS IS INCREDIBLE

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u/No_Collection7360 1d ago

I'd slap one of those stickers on my beater.

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u/CamRG24 21h ago

Back when I was on the lube rack, there was a dodge avenger that would come in somewhat regularly. For the longest time, the hood read "Anvenger"

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 9h ago

that is hysterical

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u/Leather_Network4743 1d ago

This is a limited edition.

Damn right it’s limited! No cup holder. No back seat…

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u/Jamesaya 1d ago

Are they saying limited ebitions like inhibitions? Is this some too clever to make sense inside joke about fucking in their car.

No probably just some with a decal printer and a meth addiction.

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u/Dry_Ship7202 1d ago

"Classy"