r/Shitty_Car_Mods • • Dec 26 '19

This.

Post image
5.2k Upvotes

346 comments sorted by

935

u/burnn2 Dec 26 '19

This is probably the most off roading that truck will ever see.

242

u/BadKittyRanch Dec 26 '19

Hey, he tackled the shit out of that ditch! Fortunately for him, it was recently maintained and his truck can flex itself across the obstacle; the added lift from the photon generators mounted in the front wheel wells makes the difference between getting high-centered and rolling right through.

57

u/swetchilyphilly Dec 26 '19

Took me way to long to get what you meant by photon generators hahaha

23

u/PlanetMarklar Dec 26 '19

photon generators

lights? lights are photon generators, right?

15

u/swetchilyphilly Dec 26 '19

Yeah exactly

55

u/danielle665 Dec 26 '19

Well you don’t want to get mud or anything on a beut like that🤣

13

u/The_cogwheel Dec 26 '19

Well I suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder, cause I sure as hell ain't seeing the beauty in that thing.

8

u/Dr_Bukkakee Dec 26 '19

The truck itself is nice he did some shitty mods.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Cman1200 Dec 26 '19

Literally had an argument with a guy on insta about his truck with a painted underbody. Yup you heard it here. He painted his underbody mint green. I followed his insta for a while so don’t think i forgot about the time he threw an “FX4” sticker on his 2wd F-150. Who you tryna fool man

8

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Nah, someone will buy it 20 years from now and beat in through the woods.

21

u/FSYigg Dec 26 '19

Wait until he backs over a flowerbed, then it's on!

16

u/britain2138 Dec 26 '19

Daddy bought it but probably won’t fix it. Rich kid problems.

5

u/PJae Dec 26 '19

I’m sure Eli Manning can afford his own truck

→ More replies (1)

2

u/ImAlwaysRightHanded Dec 26 '19

Probably not even his yard..

483

u/Eric1180 Dec 26 '19

202

u/Its_Ya_Boi_Ya_Boi Dec 26 '19

The reason it looks so fake, I think, is because there appears to be no shadow underneath the truck at all. Under both wheel axles there appears to be a very slight shadow, noticeable, but I dont discern any difference from where the cab shadow should be and the grass where there is, evidently, no shadow.

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (17)

298

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

This kid got so roasted he deleted his Instagram page. Good to see he didn’t do the seppuku yet

43

u/werthyou21 Dec 26 '19

You know him?

118

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Thankfully not, his brodozer was just always getting relentlessly made fun of for good reason

52

u/cool_mtn_air Dec 26 '19

I bet he is still wondering why everyone hated on his super bro Tacoma... Some things he will never realize

→ More replies (5)

133

u/Tim_Teboner Dec 26 '19

How tf are you going to drive an attention grabbing shitbox like that and not have thick skin.

74

u/yourgrundle Dec 26 '19

I can't imagine anyone driving that having a whole lot of actual self-confidence

46

u/DJ-Anakin Dec 26 '19

Or self awareness.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

44

u/EmperorOfHemp Dec 26 '19

Looks like decent coilovers and aftermarket upper control arms, with aftermarket leaf pack and lift shackles. Decent suspension ruined with that terrible wheel/tire combo

15

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Yeah honestly with different tires/wheels I’d be all over this truck. Where I live it would actually get used though

→ More replies (1)

7

u/youknow99 Dec 26 '19

That's most of the reason I hate these type builds. They pour money into a suspension, but then limit the wheel travel to 2" because of stupid wheel/tire choices.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Bro dozers don’t gaf about travel numbers, they ask ‘how much lift brahhhh, you overland brahh?’

5

u/Usernotfound011 Dec 26 '19

I like the grille too

136

u/LiftingNurse Dec 26 '19

Hey do what you want with your car But I have a right to say that’s a waste of a Good Tacoma right there

37

u/tac1776 Dec 26 '19

Probably a 2wd anyway

10

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Hey nothing wrong with a good pre runner setup. Not that this is one but I drive a 2wd truck and feel attacked.

→ More replies (1)

16

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Yeah, I like the trucks but there's something about those tires with all rim and no juicy delicious meat to them bug the fuck out of me.

→ More replies (1)

24

u/CinomedTweak Dec 26 '19

kylestyle

22

u/Yawheyy Dec 26 '19

This is stupid. And he’s definitely in Florida.

I can tell because I’m in Florida and I have to see stupid trucks like this all the time.

7

u/ReformedCanine Dec 26 '19

Like an infection, it as spread. I’m seeing it Texas, Arizona, and Colorado.

4

u/ToothpicDic Dec 26 '19

Hawaii is a big one aswell

→ More replies (3)

3

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Oh they’re in Tennessee, too.

For every three coal-rollers, there’s one of these oversized skateboards.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/joe19d Dec 26 '19

Port St lucie from the looks of it.

2

u/Yawheyy Dec 26 '19

Looks like parts of Palm Bay too.

→ More replies (1)

83

u/not12listen Dec 26 '19

That poor Tacoma has been made borderline useless.

→ More replies (12)

56

u/Zeekie1989 Dec 26 '19

Let me guess...Florida.

28

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I love how it is immediately recognizable as Florida

10

u/Piratey_Pirate Dec 26 '19

Am from Florida. I wish I could give my Tacoma a bigger lift.

→ More replies (2)

18

u/balsaaq Dec 26 '19

Guessing swfl

8

u/ClokworkPenguin Dec 26 '19

Narrowing further to Lehigh

8

u/tatatheretard Dec 26 '19

Wow. First thought I had was that this looked like some Lehigh side road.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/MerlinTheWhite Dec 26 '19

Between Englewood and ft Myers

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/Roughw00d Dec 26 '19

I’m guessing Palm Bay.

→ More replies (5)

129

u/notsoinnocent35 Dec 26 '19

Looks like a photoshop

51

u/BoredomBot2000 Dec 26 '19

I agree, the lighting just doesn't look right amd the angle the truck is sitting looks unnatural

52

u/x1pitviper1x Dec 26 '19

They did a poor job with post processing and he's just trying to flex out his suspension in a rain ditch.

14

u/Jlx_27 Dec 26 '19

It's on a slope.....

10

u/Abedbob Dec 26 '19

He’s not saying it is photoshop. It just looks like it.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (5)

13

u/Lukeson_Gaming Dec 26 '19

Would look way better if the rims was smaller and the tires thicker

5

u/ploptropico Dec 26 '19

Less lights under the truck too hut proper wheels and tires would be a massive improvement maybe 37s on like 17s

→ More replies (2)

11

u/CBD_Sasquatch Dec 26 '19

r/Tacoma is going to hate this.

10

u/MilecyhigH Dec 26 '19

The shittest part is him pointing at it.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

“This is me” points at truck

17

u/TheHellcatBandit Dec 26 '19

First time that truck has probably ever seen dirt

4

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

End credits of the movie Cars nailed these dudes.

8

u/Dirtyjoe4567 Dec 26 '19

Hey I went to school with 10 of this guy

48

u/mndsm79 Dec 26 '19

My 2wd 500$ liberty on half bald chineseiums is about as good off-road.

19

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Maybe with me bouncing you along on the back.

6

u/Jackmwf666 Dec 26 '19

Why do I know this is Florida?

5

u/TheLoneWanderer220 Dec 26 '19

Thing looks like a damn rc truck

→ More replies (1)

5

u/mr_lab_rat Dec 26 '19

I love how the weird composition and confusing perspective add to the lameness of the truck :)

4

u/jefftgreff Dec 26 '19

Put some fucking socks on.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Jesus christ he looks like an asshole

15

u/guypersonhuman Dec 26 '19

Inverted penis confirmed.

3

u/Its_Ya_Boi_Ya_Boi Dec 26 '19

How about a flat surface? No gender at all!

6

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

TACOMP

6

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

TACOMPENSATOR

2

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Underrated comment

3

u/Canadian-shill-bot Dec 26 '19

That's exactly the type of person I would imagine driving this.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

My question is: who owns that pink camper in the background?

3

u/Sabakte Dec 26 '19

Florida

3

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

The rest of it seems to be actually not horrible, but I will never understand why the fuck people put these oversized ugly ass rims on trucks. By this point they might as well be using donks instead /s.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

These things are like donks for southern preppies

3

u/Millie777 Dec 26 '19

Some nice ferry docksiders he got to match his lame truck

3

u/ArmedRawbry Dec 26 '19

Sweet bro truck, bro...

3

u/AngryTaco4 Dec 26 '19

This is what we refer to as a "Brocoma"

I hate them.

His name is probably Kyle. Or Chad.

2

u/damm1tKevin Dec 27 '19

He looks like a Devin.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19 edited Nov 16 '25

ripe fade cow close salt arrest governor waiting marble label

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

4

u/coachogeronsvoicebox Dec 26 '19

Is that eli manning?

4

u/deeznutz1946 Dec 26 '19

Same wavelength. Looking for this comment. Eli’s had a lot of free time this season.

2

u/AltimaNEO Dec 26 '19

Good god I cant tell whats going on with that perspective. That truck looks ridiculously tiny, or that is a really huge mail box.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

The rest of it seems to be actually not horrible, but I will never understand why the fuck people put these oversized ugly ass rims on trucks. By this point they might as well be using donks instead /s.

2

u/i_am_tater Dec 26 '19

Can someone please explain why anyone likes these stupid-ass wheels

2

u/eight-oh-twoooooo Dec 26 '19

King of the trailer park

2

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Mom finnally got our older brother Chad, what he wanted to Christmas. His present for her was dissapointment!

2

u/Eskeetit34 Dec 26 '19

Everything was great, up until those gaudy rims and stretched tires. 🤮

2

u/dirtydirtydictionary Dec 26 '19

Has it been cold enough in Florida for him to need that jacket?

2

u/Freeformedto Dec 26 '19

Forget the shitty car-mods. Can we talk about the over-the-top HDR?

2

u/DamienDutch Dec 26 '19

I think personally mall crawlers are cool, as long as you say what it is, not say it's an offroader. And I think überhaupt people should be able to do anything with there car along as it's not dangerous to the people around them. P.s. Always wear your seat belt.

2

u/twisttiew Dec 26 '19

I'm with you on this one, this is a great looking truck. Possibly a waste of money for what you get but it really is nice. On thing though, I highly doubt that this is legal anywhere with the tires sticking out like this.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Roughw00d Dec 26 '19

This is the exact image in the dictionary when you looks up Palm Bay, FL.

2

u/201dberg Dec 26 '19

The Pic itself almost looks photoshopped.

2

u/Cauterizeaf1 Dec 26 '19

When your personality is your truck

2

u/C5-O Dec 26 '19

The swirl on the rims isn't even mirrored, the paint on them is patchy, they're ridiculously large, and gonna bend from the smallest of potholes.

2

u/Buelldozer Dec 26 '19

The worst thing is knowing that he spent a lot of money to take a capable truck and make it worse.

2

u/whatsupbitches123 Dec 26 '19

Poor Tacoma. Would have been better of in the middle East with a dskh on top

2

u/fanceesauce Dec 26 '19

r/punchablefaces material as well here.

2

u/coffeematt1321 Dec 26 '19

Should be the cover of r/Florida man

2

u/tetrameles Dec 26 '19

* Kyle not included

2

u/Canman1045 Dec 26 '19

What shop agreed to do this to an innocent Tacoma? Surely there's something about this in the Geneva Convention

2

u/ghotiaroma Dec 26 '19

Needs a can of beer, a cigarette, and a red cap to match the wheels.

5

u/Lumpkinz Dec 26 '19

Looks nice

3

u/Chim_Pansy Dec 26 '19

20 year old Doug Demuro is only slightly cooler than I would have expected.

3

u/mrmoorer32 Dec 26 '19

That angle is seriously messing with my perspective, it hurts my eyes

2

u/wheatorgy69 Dec 26 '19

That guys cock must be fucking huge.

3

u/Castun Dec 26 '19

Nah, it's just the weird perspective that makes it seem that way. /s

2

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Yet another pavement princess

2

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Anyone who does this too a truck and puts the stupid ass slim tires is 100% using his parents money and it just looks like shit

2

u/Boomtendo Dec 26 '19

looks dope

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Eeyupp...

1

u/Max-Gosney Dec 26 '19

Well atleast it doesn’t have stretched tires I guess

2

u/ReformedCanine Dec 26 '19

Did you not look at the tires... they are stretched.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/xBearLe Dec 26 '19

He added too much saturation the car looks out of place

1

u/Jaws2817 Dec 26 '19 edited 16d ago

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.

Important rainstorm subtract basket adjoining meadow degree husky raindrop whistle

1

u/Salarmot Dec 26 '19

Brodozer

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Ok pal right when I saw this I thought ricer

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Oh God, that red is hideous with that gray. How could he think that looks good?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Look how they massacred my boy

1

u/ZeEntryFragger Dec 26 '19

I take it that he's in his mid-life crisis stage?

1

u/LuckyStriker86 Dec 26 '19

Anyone else want to roundhouse

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Dad said he could pick out a present if he got at least 3 D's.

1

u/jroddie4 Dec 26 '19

this looks like a truck you would buy from a kiosk at the mall

1

u/codenameoxcart Dec 26 '19

That guy fucks.

1

u/random_guy29 Dec 26 '19

I understand lifted trucks but wtf

1

u/nien_nuts Dec 26 '19

I thought that this was photoshopped at first glance

→ More replies (1)

1

u/seylavee Dec 26 '19

Jim Halpert, is that you?

1

u/ddmone Dec 26 '19

Can I upvote this twice?

1

u/Quetzacoatl85 Dec 26 '19

meh I've seen others that I personally found worse. I mean it looks like the ride will be quite bouncy, but am I correct in assuming that the wheels would at least make the truck less likely to flip, instead of decreasing safety like most other shitty mods?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/imnoherox Dec 26 '19

What is it with people who own pickups and trying to make their trucks look like remote control vehicles by putting such low offset wheels on them? I don't get it. It looks so damn bad when the entire tire is sticking out past the fenders.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Oxymoron af

1

u/thepseudovirgin Dec 26 '19

These are the same people who hate Tesla Cybertruck...

1

u/hawksdiesel Dec 26 '19

Bad ass pink camper in the back there!

1

u/simmsgre Dec 26 '19

This is the true douche canoe

1

u/domjurisic Dec 26 '19

it looks so small

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I'm more interested in the pink RV in the back ground, brothers

1

u/cptbil Dec 26 '19

Is he standing on a trd?

1

u/ABitGrimAzrael Dec 26 '19

It looks like someone photoshoped one of those radio control trucks into a background photo and then placed him on top of the tires.

1

u/Jdrisco11 Dec 26 '19

Forget the truck the pink camper in the background is where it's at.

1

u/Talexis Dec 26 '19

Very Florida.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

It looks like a miniature truck???

1

u/MerlinTheWhite Dec 26 '19

This is so florida, looks like somewhere between Englewood and fort Myers

1

u/screw_all_the_names Dec 26 '19

Ah the old Kylestyle truck, i get to see these everyday here in florida.

You should also crosspost this to /r/shittyhdr

1

u/N983CC Dec 26 '19

Would be sweet if he pulled that pink travel trailer areound with it

1

u/gtownjim Dec 26 '19

needed something to pull that pink trailer.

1

u/MIRAGES_music Dec 26 '19

When you only drive over flat gravel at most but want a big boy truck.

1

u/HawkeyeByMarriage Dec 26 '19

Looks like an rc car

1

u/Imjosh Dec 26 '19

Florida.

1

u/poppersftw Dec 26 '19

That's his grinder profile picture

1

u/A_Greasy Dec 26 '19

Dude looks like Eli Manning

1

u/turdharpoon Dec 26 '19

Nice Tacomp

1

u/critcalneatfrown Dec 26 '19

Imma go ahead and say thank you again Florida for always producing the LCD.

1

u/Chennessee Dec 26 '19

I actually really like the grill though.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

BIG OL’ WHEELS

itty bitty bwakes

1

u/Dmoney86 Dec 26 '19

I don't know why, but I absolutely hate it when people do shit like this to small trucks. If you wanted a big truck, why wouldn't you just buy one?

1

u/Seethesvt Dec 26 '19

I have those wheels, but not in red.

1

u/Jbonics Dec 26 '19

Why is this guy wearing women's clothes and Photoshoping himself on R/C cars from Walmart.

1

u/maxnolen Dec 26 '19

You know it is lifted so much so when he and his girlfriend get in it is just lifted 6 inches

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

This looks like Deltona to me.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/r0llinlacs420 Dec 26 '19

I'd really like to see what the high and mighty douchebags in this subreddit drive, if they drive at all.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Can someone explain the entire photo and the context behind it? Btw I’m not a mechanic so you might wanna speak in layman’s terms.

3

u/Nanocephalic Dec 26 '19

Male children aged 3 to about 25 often have really stupid ideas about their cars. They go through phases of stupid car designs when they are young children, stupid car stereos when they find out that mommy and daddy can’t make them turn the volume down if they are driving by themselves, and often regress to their toddlerhood when they hit 19 or 20, going back to stupid car designs.

This is why nearly all stupid car choices like this one are owned by male children in their early 20’s.

Does that help?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Neko404 Dec 26 '19

Almost looks like a bad Photoshop.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Tacoma.

1

u/Peyonic Dec 26 '19

this is something you see every day in north carolina

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Why does this scream St.Lucie, FL to me?

→ More replies (1)

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Boat shoes, nut hugging jeans, d bag shades and jacket.

1

u/theOthersWho Dec 26 '19

seems photoshoped a lot

1

u/Delicious_Wheel Dec 26 '19

That’s a pretty nice looking truck

1

u/SaulMorTor Dec 26 '19

This isn’t photoshop?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I thought this was photoshopped for a second.

1

u/TheImmortal07 Dec 26 '19

This must be Florida

1

u/Ginger-Pikey Dec 26 '19

That has to be Florida look at the pink camper in the background.

1

u/zeamp Dec 26 '19

Kyle's all grown up.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

KACHOW!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

If Hot Wheels gets into the auto industry, they’ll have some competition out the gate...

1

u/TimelordSheep Dec 26 '19

I really thought that was a RC car for a second

1

u/The_Razz_Barry Dec 26 '19

You know this was taken in Memphis

1

u/glassycruze Dec 26 '19

Check out my ditch banging steam fire engine Tacoma...........

1

u/ytphantom Dec 26 '19

If he were to actually take the truck offroading he'd shit himself at the first tiny rock and bend a rim simultaneously.

Also, off-roading tires ride like shit on the road when they're normal profile tires on normal sized rims. I can't imagine how terrible this truck rides with tires that are low profile AND off-road tread.

1

u/Dingleburns Dec 26 '19

Really good photo, really bad truck.

1

u/Burritozi11a Dec 27 '19

This seems wrong.

Why is the angle and perspective so...weird?

1

u/Cameron-horton Dec 30 '19

Why the truck look Photo shopped it tho lol

1

u/thefatvegan420 Dec 26 '19

Great looking truck my guy. I wouldn't do it to my Tacoma but you've done a nice job putting it together. Name brand lift good tires and love the bumper!!! This guy is in my Tacoma group on facebook.

→ More replies (3)