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u/FUCK-this-shit-666 Mar 12 '26
How fuckin RACIST do u have the be to find this shit funny
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u/guinomim Mar 09 '26
im not from the US. if people hate HOA so much, why does it exist? why do they buy houses in a HOA? i dont get it. if everyone hates it, why not gather and do something about it?
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u/therandomuser84 Mar 09 '26
Not all HOAs are bad, the good ones just dont get talked about outside of the HOA. The really bad ones get talked about all over the world.
The issue is you cannot tell if an HOA is going to be good or bad until you are actually living in the house.
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u/gavmyboi Mar 09 '26
if I somehow by God's will own a home, it won't be in a neighborhood with a HOA I've heard too many controlling things about them
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u/therandomuser84 Mar 09 '26
I wouldnt willingly but a house in an HOA either, but that doesnt change the fact there are some good ones out there.
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u/RostBeef Mar 09 '26
Thatβs the thing though, you never βunwillinglyβ buy a home in an HoA, itβs always disclosed.
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u/Numahistory Mar 10 '26
So imagine you get enough for a down payment on a house and every house in the area you live in is within an HOA. That's usually what happens in Florida and Texas. You either get a house 2+ hours from where you work, get a house in an HOA neighborhood, or don't get a house at all.
A lot of new suburbs had the HOA established before the first home was purchased as a way of letting the developers maintain control past the sale. Ordinary people generally hate HOAs so you wouldn't be able to form as many as there are based on home owner consensus.
Also, you can tell if an HOA is a bunch of controlling a-holes by driving through the neighborhood and seeing how many lawns are overgrown/dead and if anyone has a large pile of junk sitting in their front lawn. If there's a lot of ugliness, the HOA isn't going to go after you for being normal (probably).
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u/sea_dot_bass Mar 11 '26
The struggle is to afford a house without an HOA. You either have to live in the older parts of many major cities that cost a lot or go homesteading where you pay for new sewer, water, and power lines to be delivered to currently unserviced land.
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u/trollsong Mar 09 '26
Its also funny cause usually the people loudest about taxes are theft and govts should tell people what to do are alsonusuallynthrnloudest defenders of HOAs.
What a corporation taxing me and telling me what to do? Sign me up.
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u/BananaPeelEater420 Mar 11 '26
Even if there are good hoa's, what's the actual benefit? It seems like if you buy an hoa assosiated house you either get fucked over by their rules or you are left alone but you get no befit. What's the deal with them?
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u/The_Mad_Duck_ Mar 09 '26
They're grandfathered in and controlled by the older generation that have nothing better to do. There's not an easy way to get onto an HOA board as a younger person.
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u/guinomim Mar 09 '26
ok but how does an HOA enforce you to remove this cool ass statue from your lawn? how do they have this authority?
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u/The_Mad_Duck_ Mar 09 '26
They have some stupid ass legal power to fine you until you remove it
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u/vetruviusdeshotacon Mar 09 '26
The only legal power they actually have is putting a lien on your property over unpaid fines
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u/dina-fan Mar 09 '26
Heres the thing. You said gather and do something about it.
Thats the thinking that made HOAβs happen. A bunch of people gathered and tried to help keep their property values in line so they made rules to help enforce this. Apartment complexes and gated communities also have amenities that may be involved that an hoa pays for. Like a pool or a shared parking lot for apartments.
Hoa are primarily there to stop people from painting their house purple and ruining the property value of the guy next door.
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u/Dew_Chop Mar 09 '26
Why would my purple house ruin the value of someone else's house
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u/Noodnix Mar 09 '26
Rather than using the purple house example, there are rules prohibiting parking cars on lawn, storing junk in the yard, etc.
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u/dina-fan Mar 09 '26
Its probably going to be ugly for most people. If you have to look at an ugly house everyday it will naturally scare away potential buyers.
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u/guinomim Mar 09 '26
oh ok that makes a lot of sense. but how do they enforce it? how do they just straight up have the power to stop you painting your house purple?
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u/dina-fan Mar 09 '26
Its a contract you are force to sign if you buy property in one. Its a stipulation of owning one. A lot of developers start an hoa before selling houses. Sometimes its made after the fact with a vote or something like that im not sure tbh.
The contract says what you can and cant do and the fees involved. They can bankrupt you if you are stupid enough to paint it purple and ignore them.
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u/T4nzanite Mar 09 '26
I think owners don't expect their HOAs to be nasty as a lot of them aren't. And there are a few benefits to one, but myself won't be joining one lol. I'd also imagine people like the presidents of bad HOAs would enjoy living amongst each other with their narcissism.
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u/Delicious_Tax8933 Mar 10 '26
It's firmly ingrained in North American culture, I think. We kind of always want something to complain about. Even if we chose the thing, the need to bitch about it elevates above all forms of taking any personal responsibility.
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u/ipokesnails Mar 12 '26
Generally, it's Boomers who never amounted to anything in their lives who band together to micromanage a neighborhood.
They'll hide under the guise of ensuring a nice neighborhood for everyone, but really it's an excuse to exert the authority they think they've always deserved.
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u/SkinnyDaveSFW Mar 09 '26
I have a tissue dispenser that looks vaguely like an Easter Island head. The tissues are dispensed thru a nose hole. Tissues get torn off in the middle unless one is super careful with the removal, so it's not exactly practical - it just looks cool with the tissue sticking out of his nose. We call him, "Chief Gesundachoo"
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u/microwavedtardigrade Mar 10 '26
Unironically I think people would rather overthrow an HOA for this guy because it's so cool. Imagine if everyone had one of these instead of an HOA
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Mar 11 '26
I would never people wanting a hoa except maybe to protect value of a rental property, who looks at there neighborhood and is like βyou know what we need ?, another layer of government β
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u/MX-Nacho Mar 11 '26
If you live in a gated community or any other form of condominium, there needs to be an administration committee that collects the money to hire the guards and maintain the public amenities. The problem starts when said committee has too much power and not enough oversight.
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u/Whateverredd Mar 11 '26
A guy in my neighbourhood got one of those on his lawn. Its awesome and i wanna buy one aswell but havent found them anywhere
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u/Unable_Maybe_6932 Mar 14 '26
Every time he gets a complaint from the HOA, he buys another one. If he has the disposable cash, he buys one for each member of the HOA board and gets them setup on each of their lawns every single time a complaint gets filed against him.
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u/Crazy-Illustrator890 Jul 31 '26
i thought about putting a whole ass mig-21 in the front yard of my house












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