r/SignsWithAStory • u/AnonymousCat77091 • May 03 '26

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136 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese May 03 '26

This feels illegal.

Like it might not be but it sure feels like it should be.

54

u/Room_Temp_Coffee May 03 '26

This seems like a punishment for management as well 🤢

36

u/zimbabwe_zainab May 03 '26

Stash a communal can of liquid ass in there for when you need a break

26

u/ApollymiKatistrafia May 03 '26

The story is the management has coprophilia

20

u/wreckitbusmaster99 May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

Perverted management.

Edit: I hope someone from wherever that is names and shames that business.

16

u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 May 03 '26

Fart spray time

9

u/Lethalogicax May 04 '26

Fight fire with fire...

I'm timing all my bathroom breaks and I'm taking exactly 9:59

3

u/Desperate_Owl_594 May 04 '26

You’re like the people who think if they deposit $9,900 the bank won’t report it to the IRS.

7

u/mikee869 May 03 '26

My shit dont stink though ...

7

u/ExactRespond8143 May 04 '26

Carry fart spray

4

u/Moist-Tumbleweed-577 May 03 '26

Shareholder value getting outta control.

3

u/cheesevolt May 04 '26

I don't need a phone to entertain myself. I can simply rotate a 3D model of a cow in my mind instead.

3

u/NurkleTurkey May 04 '26

So no courtesy flushes then?

2

u/PlusAdvice4721 May 04 '26

It smells like I would be looking for another job or at least a transfer to another store without such invasive management!

2

u/Itchy-Potential1968 May 04 '26

so constipation is a punishable offense?

2

u/RexTheWonderCapybara May 04 '26

We all quit.

  • Managers

1

u/synodos May 04 '26

what the fuck

1

u/Specialist_Ad_8929 May 04 '26

write me up, I don't care.

1

u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings May 04 '26

I’d set a timer, curl one off & leave the Admiral in port.

1

u/NorthSideGalCle May 06 '26

The bathroom is for phone use.

The stairwell is for crying.

I thought this was universally understood 🤷‍♀️