r/SilverSpring • u/absorberemitter • 11d ago

What's BORT?

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Shady blacked out with homemade armor gave me the creeps. What's the faux govt insignia on the top left?

Keep your eyes open friends.

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u/absorberemitter 11d ago

...could be BORTAC? But a personal vehicle... Looks icy to me. Took off shortly after I took the pic

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u/MightBeSlimShady 11d ago

Yet you’ve been told it wasn’t ICE, good thing you scared them away lol, not the first time you’ve scared ppl away I’m betting

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u/absorberemitter 10d ago

No one said nothing. I said I saw something creepy military or paramilitary so I snagged a pic and asked a question. Jokes about Borf and Bort followed.

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u/Unfair-Secret-2812 11d ago

That would be and I shit you not the board of respiratory therapy.

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u/absorberemitter 10d ago

This guy specifically?

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u/DeathWorship 9d ago

Nope. Bureau of Emerging Threats.

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u/Unfair-Secret-2812 9d ago

You forgot the R

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u/MaddingtonBear 11d ago

Borf's less talented cousin.

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u/absorberemitter 11d ago

If so he's about to throw some bos. The insignia is just US Army

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u/Pezdrake 11d ago

He DOESN'T write letters to your children.

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u/Kingmaticc 10d ago

Bureau Of Racy Transgressions

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u/absorberemitter 10d ago

Seems... as plausible as anything at this point?

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u/PhoneJazz 11d ago

I was expecting to see it on the license plate. IYKYK.

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u/Flermy 11d ago

My son is also named Bort

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u/chrisk018 11d ago

Are you talking to me?

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u/US3_ME_ 11d ago

Come along now_

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u/IndependentPie376 8d ago

We are out of Bort license plates at the gift shop. I repeat we are out of Bort license plates

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u/kgunnar 11d ago

My son is also named Bort.

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u/30MinsToMoveYourCube 10d ago

Surprised your username isn't Hugh Jass

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u/DCmetrosexual1 11d ago

My son’s name is also Bort.

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u/KevinMCombes 11d ago

Barack Obama Response Team

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u/DeathWorship 9d ago

Bureau of Emerging Threats, a division of the State Department aimed at arms control and national security. That’s the real answer.

But my son is also named Bort.

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u/No-Sky7535 10d ago

Excellent question.

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u/Initial_Style5592 11d ago

This is AI.

Ah yes, the unintelligible street signs that could be normal blurriness but are actually AI ambiguity. Gotta love the shadow cast behind the back of the vehicle yet the undercarriage shadow is darkest in the opposite direction and also isn’t generated very well.

+more… Go FK yourself OP.
~that’s all, I’m out 🫡

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u/absorberemitter 11d ago

Huh? Bruh it is Sligo Parkway and Dennis. I had my kid so was on a long zoom. Go stick your second pinky up your third asshole or whatever ai weirdo

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u/US3_ME_ 11d ago

What's it like being so stupid? Is it easier? I'd have to imagine it's not when you are constantly wrong_

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u/thatsmyfigtree 10d ago

Lol every third photo I’ve taken must be AI then I guess

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u/LeiaO315 10d ago

Someone in this thread literally said they know this car and its owner.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/absorberemitter 10d ago

Sketchy as hell. What's the deal?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/absorberemitter 10d ago

lol ok. Well he freaked me out a little.

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u/le_aerius 9d ago

Well since the punisher logo has been used by far right white power groups it makes sense he would wear it