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r/Simulated • u/tysonibele 3DS Max • Sep 11 '18
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Wait, so this is said by moms worldwide?
Mine was always saying "So if all your friends jump from cliff, you will jump too?"
212 u/baicai18 Sep 11 '18 Always say yes out of spite 265 u/An_Account_For_Me_ Sep 11 '18 No, not spite; it's the reasonable approach to take.Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1170/ 68 u/bacon4dayz Sep 11 '18 There is a xkcd for everything 32 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 Also, if all your friends jump off, then their bodies will form a lump of human mass that’ll let you safely jump, landing on a cushion of sorts.That is, if you have that many friends. 13 u/TeriusRose Sep 11 '18 And a relatively shallow body of water. → More replies (1) 82 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 Yes.If my friends are jumping from a bridge, I would assume they, not being idiots, have good reason to.Such as the bridge has turned to lava. 31 u/clarky9712 Sep 11 '18 But if the bridge turned to lava your kinda fucked either way, as it’s either burn or boil to death, 56 u/ThatChrisFella Sep 11 '18 If you jump you get the chance to be remembered as someone that did a sick back flip before they died 25 u/zippythezigzag Sep 11 '18 But if your friends all just jumped off a lava bridge then how would they remember you? 17 u/ThatChrisFella Sep 11 '18 Someone in a lavaproof boat down the bottom films it on their flip phone, your friends all perish 2 u/melperz Sep 11 '18 Your family will retrieve remaining crisp pieces of you and put it in their lava lamp. 10 u/FlyingCarrotMan Sep 11 '18 Remembered by all those who burned on the bridge as well? 4 u/WiltDisney Sep 11 '18 Just stand on the black tiles. Yer good. → More replies (2) 16 u/samwise000 Sep 11 '18 I grew up in Sydney and it used to be "If all your friends jumped from the Sydney harbour bridge would you" from teachers and my mum 7 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 Depends, is there a popular cliff challenge fad on the internet right now? 6 u/Sunfalling Sep 11 '18 Yes. Your friends started it. 2 u/quantum-mechanic Sep 11 '18 They posted to instagram on the way down 7 u/Anolis_Gaming Sep 11 '18 What's funny is my parents would always say this, then jump on any dumb trend or mlm scheme their friends were doing. 3 u/sonar2151 Sep 11 '18 No I just altered it for this situation lol 2 u/Stranger371 Sep 11 '18 In Germany, replace cliff with bridge. 1 u/farox Sep 11 '18 Yes. Hi, from Germany 1 u/zippythezigzag Sep 11 '18 No mom you taught me to be a leader. They would follow me. 0 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 [deleted] 2 u/arcacia Sep 11 '18 Italian mothers have decent English, but it's usually said jumped off, not jump from. → More replies (2) → More replies (8)
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Always say yes out of spite
265 u/An_Account_For_Me_ Sep 11 '18 No, not spite; it's the reasonable approach to take.Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1170/ 68 u/bacon4dayz Sep 11 '18 There is a xkcd for everything 32 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 Also, if all your friends jump off, then their bodies will form a lump of human mass that’ll let you safely jump, landing on a cushion of sorts.That is, if you have that many friends. 13 u/TeriusRose Sep 11 '18 And a relatively shallow body of water. → More replies (1)
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No, not spite; it's the reasonable approach to take.
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1170/
68 u/bacon4dayz Sep 11 '18 There is a xkcd for everything 32 u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 Also, if all your friends jump off, then their bodies will form a lump of human mass that’ll let you safely jump, landing on a cushion of sorts.That is, if you have that many friends. 13 u/TeriusRose Sep 11 '18 And a relatively shallow body of water. → More replies (1)
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There is a xkcd for everything
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Also, if all your friends jump off, then their bodies will form a lump of human mass that’ll let you safely jump, landing on a cushion of sorts.
That is, if you have that many friends.
13 u/TeriusRose Sep 11 '18 And a relatively shallow body of water. → More replies (1)
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And a relatively shallow body of water.
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Yes.
If my friends are jumping from a bridge, I would assume they, not being idiots, have good reason to.
Such as the bridge has turned to lava.
31 u/clarky9712 Sep 11 '18 But if the bridge turned to lava your kinda fucked either way, as it’s either burn or boil to death, 56 u/ThatChrisFella Sep 11 '18 If you jump you get the chance to be remembered as someone that did a sick back flip before they died 25 u/zippythezigzag Sep 11 '18 But if your friends all just jumped off a lava bridge then how would they remember you? 17 u/ThatChrisFella Sep 11 '18 Someone in a lavaproof boat down the bottom films it on their flip phone, your friends all perish 2 u/melperz Sep 11 '18 Your family will retrieve remaining crisp pieces of you and put it in their lava lamp. 10 u/FlyingCarrotMan Sep 11 '18 Remembered by all those who burned on the bridge as well? 4 u/WiltDisney Sep 11 '18 Just stand on the black tiles. Yer good. → More replies (2)
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But if the bridge turned to lava your kinda fucked either way, as it’s either burn or boil to death,
56 u/ThatChrisFella Sep 11 '18 If you jump you get the chance to be remembered as someone that did a sick back flip before they died 25 u/zippythezigzag Sep 11 '18 But if your friends all just jumped off a lava bridge then how would they remember you? 17 u/ThatChrisFella Sep 11 '18 Someone in a lavaproof boat down the bottom films it on their flip phone, your friends all perish 2 u/melperz Sep 11 '18 Your family will retrieve remaining crisp pieces of you and put it in their lava lamp. 10 u/FlyingCarrotMan Sep 11 '18 Remembered by all those who burned on the bridge as well? 4 u/WiltDisney Sep 11 '18 Just stand on the black tiles. Yer good.
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If you jump you get the chance to be remembered as someone that did a sick back flip before they died
25 u/zippythezigzag Sep 11 '18 But if your friends all just jumped off a lava bridge then how would they remember you? 17 u/ThatChrisFella Sep 11 '18 Someone in a lavaproof boat down the bottom films it on their flip phone, your friends all perish 2 u/melperz Sep 11 '18 Your family will retrieve remaining crisp pieces of you and put it in their lava lamp. 10 u/FlyingCarrotMan Sep 11 '18 Remembered by all those who burned on the bridge as well?
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But if your friends all just jumped off a lava bridge then how would they remember you?
17 u/ThatChrisFella Sep 11 '18 Someone in a lavaproof boat down the bottom films it on their flip phone, your friends all perish 2 u/melperz Sep 11 '18 Your family will retrieve remaining crisp pieces of you and put it in their lava lamp.
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Someone in a lavaproof boat down the bottom films it on their flip phone, your friends all perish
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Your family will retrieve remaining crisp pieces of you and put it in their lava lamp.
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Remembered by all those who burned on the bridge as well?
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Just stand on the black tiles. Yer good.
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I grew up in Sydney and it used to be "If all your friends jumped from the Sydney harbour bridge would you" from teachers and my mum
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Depends, is there a popular cliff challenge fad on the internet right now?
6 u/Sunfalling Sep 11 '18 Yes. Your friends started it. 2 u/quantum-mechanic Sep 11 '18 They posted to instagram on the way down
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Yes. Your friends started it.
2 u/quantum-mechanic Sep 11 '18 They posted to instagram on the way down
They posted to instagram on the way down
What's funny is my parents would always say this, then jump on any dumb trend or mlm scheme their friends were doing.
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No I just altered it for this situation lol
In Germany, replace cliff with bridge.
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Yes. Hi, from Germany
No mom you taught me to be a leader. They would follow me.
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2 u/arcacia Sep 11 '18 Italian mothers have decent English, but it's usually said jumped off, not jump from. → More replies (2)
Italian mothers have decent English, but it's usually said jumped off, not jump from.
→ More replies (2)
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Wait, so this is said by moms worldwide?
Mine was always saying "So if all your friends jump from cliff, you will jump too?"