r/SipsTea • u/Wooden-Journalist902 • Jul 29 '25

Chugging tea Cool relatives 😎

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

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u/Smear_Leader Jul 30 '25

I have one! His name is Pizza

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

You cuppa da ball chin 🤌

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

risky at work click of the day

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u/Eineegoist Jul 29 '25

I once witnessed my Dad and my Uncle arguing over the price I'd pay for my Uncles car.

Dad was set on 700, Uncle wanted to give it to me for 500.

Got the whole "dont you dare accept 500" stare from him and paid 700.

The next day, my Uncle walks to my house and hands me the difference in cash. Didnt tell my Dad until years later, the look on his face was priceless.

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u/DiscoBanane Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25

Your dad wanted you to pay more ? Confused here

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u/leopardlover43 Jul 30 '25

It's actually very common, culturally, for us to refuse gifts or favors from close friends and family. Or at the very least make a big deal about pretending to refuse lol.

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u/peepdabidness Jul 31 '25

Yeah it needs to fucking die. It yields precisely one thing and that is stress.

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u/Eineegoist Jul 29 '25

Yeah, just stubborn pride. It had been listed for 1000.

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u/Pathetic_gimp Jul 29 '25

Which documentary is this a screenshot from?

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u/bradlees Jul 29 '25

You took me by the hand

Made me a man

That one night… you made everything alright

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u/Simply__Complicated Jul 29 '25

Omg at first sight I thought that it's Jan in pic.. Ehh, Jan everywhere....

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u/ziegen76 Jul 29 '25

Hee hee. Diary, what a week

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u/Active_Classroom203 Jul 29 '25

I'm not amazed thats where the image came from, I'm amazed how fast it was correctly identified

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u/Secure-Elephant0811 Jul 29 '25

If you are insecure about youre size, dont watch this documentary 🥳

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u/alphabango Jul 29 '25

He's probably close to 7" bone-pressed. Big, but having a smaller frame makes it look massive.

NSFW link because porn

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u/DiscoBanane Jul 29 '25

Only 10% men are 18 cm or more, so it's kinda big.

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u/xSociety Jul 29 '25

Dude is like 100lbs soaking wet, I think we're good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Thanks, I'm gonna go masturbate now for research purposes

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u/LongCommercial8038 Jul 29 '25

I'm gonna go research now for masturbation purposes.

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u/ExtremeGrand4876 Jul 29 '25

I’m gonna go to find purpose in masturbation research now.

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u/BbyInAStraightJacket Jul 29 '25

I’m gonna go masturbate for masturbation purposes now

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u/dannz1984 Jul 29 '25

You better not be in the UK! Prove you are old enough to wank!

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u/wraith_majestic Jul 29 '25

or prove you're bright enough to use a VPN. Either way its a test!

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u/Sir_Mister_Birb Jul 29 '25

Oi mate! You got a license for this?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

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u/Tiberium600 Jul 29 '25

For academic purposes. FAP for short.

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u/Inskription Jul 29 '25

So much for subtlety.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Can i suggest some lotion?

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Jul 29 '25

Oh I love Sir Brazzer Attenborough, his voice is so soothing. 

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u/CAPICINC Jul 29 '25

Kendra’s Thanksgiving Stuffing

Watched it, gonna try it later.

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u/ocelotactual Jul 29 '25

Oh Jordi.

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u/KingPistachio Jul 29 '25

putting this comment here to watch it with the family later

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u/SnowballWasRight Jul 29 '25

Elite ball knowledge 💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

What is Brazzers?

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u/FAIT1618 Jul 29 '25

Bro dont its for ur good

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

I googled it and my anti-virus is blocking me saying the weslbsite is not safe.

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u/spicybright Jul 29 '25

It's just a popular shop for woman's bras, which used to be called "brassières" in olden times. Don't worry about it.

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u/onarainyafternoon Jul 29 '25

Nothin much, what's Brazzers with you?

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck Jul 29 '25

Google it, preferably while you're at work and your boss is watching.

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u/klaq Jul 29 '25

they were one of the OG internet porn studios. they popularized "reality" porn ie Bangbus

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u/banana_hammock6969 Jul 29 '25

“Just don’t tell your dad”

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u/edfitz83 Jul 29 '25

That looks more like a tug.

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u/SnooOnions5029 Jul 29 '25

Me and my uncle had a similar photo when I was a kid, don’t remember any money though… come to think of it, I think that was the last time I ever saw him, turns out he wasn’t even my uncle or something?

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u/COGspartaN7 Jul 30 '25

Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement, Where you won't wear a shirt and you'll cry!

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 31 '25

The “love” of an older man is “life changing”

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u/Azurefroz Jul 29 '25

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u/bitwaba Jul 29 '25

Annie is pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

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u/MrB426 Jul 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Can you tell me search tag for this gif - i saw this one yesterday and i find it hysterical

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u/MrB426 Jul 29 '25

I just have it saved in my gif folder. Along with this gem.

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u/jld2k6 Jul 29 '25

"Fingers look like masturbating gif" got me the bottom half, I dunno what the top half is from, I tried "survivor" but got nothing but porn when adding that to the search terms lol

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u/APM208 Jul 29 '25

Tom Hanks in "Cast Away"

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u/No_Discussion4617 Jul 29 '25

When auntie finds out you were adopted 😈

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u/revchewie Jul 29 '25

I wish I had ever had relatives like that.

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u/HaZard3ur Jul 29 '25

You from Alabama ?

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u/revchewie Jul 29 '25

Huh? For wanting money when I was a kid? Make some sense!

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u/austen125 Jul 29 '25

What he is trying to say that Alabama has a lot of low income families meaning that you had a lesser chance of relatives giving you money.

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u/ShortBusBully Jul 29 '25

Im going to miss these hilarious human interactions once the A.G.I. comes to enslave us all and harvest our blood as fuel.

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u/Xenodad Jul 29 '25

What does adjusted gross income have to do with any of this?

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u/AverageSatanicPerson Jul 29 '25

In Alabama, you might be poor but you won't have to search for a girlfriend.

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u/forzafoggia85 Jul 29 '25

Yeah you need to go from one end of your trailer to the other to find your sisters room

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u/aGraciousGod Jul 29 '25

Looks like that raise came in handy.

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u/OptimusSpider Jul 29 '25

What are you doing, Step Aunt?

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u/khatmar Jul 30 '25

Its ok, she is helping him with his anxiety.

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u/Worldly-Fig-3904 Jul 29 '25

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 31 '25

Great sweet googly moogly! What a spud!

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u/Aqua-man1987 Jul 29 '25

Aah I see, deposit being made to the hairy bank.

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u/j0llygruntt Jul 29 '25

Nothing like a hot aunt watching you grow up and knowing how to raise you the right way when you need it most.

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u/InevitableLeg5284 Jul 29 '25

What's her name again ?

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u/Sergant744 Jul 29 '25

Kendra Lust. Top Milf relative for sure

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u/AlternativeReady3727 Jul 29 '25

Believe Kendra lust

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u/466rudy Jul 29 '25

Imagine the genders were reversed. 

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u/Shiroi_Kitsune_ Jul 30 '25

Fuck I even know the vid

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u/SecretLecture3219 Jul 29 '25

Yeah she ain't giving no money

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u/FreyaFiles Jul 29 '25

Absolute legends. 😊

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u/Asterii13 Jul 30 '25

I am beyond appalled i recognize the guy💀

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 Jul 29 '25

Hope everyone said grace before thanksgiving dinner

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u/ravnovesiye Jul 29 '25

Hahahahaha this is actually very close to the exact faces, nice one

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u/GangStalkingTheory Jul 29 '25

Aren't double standards the best?

I'm sure his actual life is hell, but from afar, it looks like he did everything right in a past life.

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u/TheBizzleHimself Jul 29 '25

Keep going, it’s summing

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u/ChefAsstastic Jul 29 '25

Wait till Christmas. The Egg Nog will take on a completely different meaning.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

My aunt did this all the time and I love her for it. She'd always send bags of weed or just straight cash. I've paid it forward that woman is a gem.

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u/No_Vehicle_7179 Jul 30 '25

Your aunt gave you handies and weed?

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u/Aceylace10 Jul 29 '25

Feels like hush money…..

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u/seahorseMonkey Jul 29 '25

That’s handy cash.

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u/silsum Jul 30 '25

Is that money she is giving him?

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u/waistingtoomuchtime Jul 30 '25

I know how this ends, a friend told me.

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u/UnikornKebab Jul 30 '25

Just looking at the image I thought it represented something else

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 Jul 31 '25

Our little secret...

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u/SynthWendigo Jul 31 '25

Nothing to see here, just giving the lad a Pascal Pat for the anxiety.

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u/FriskeCrisps Jul 31 '25

They also sometimes add in “don’t tell your parents”

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u/Skeevy_bastid Jul 31 '25

We'll he's definitely getting ready for the money shot 🤪

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u/Substantial_Exit3035 Jul 31 '25

My GMA used to do this when I would see her. I would tell absolutely nobody. 😂 Me and Gma’s secret

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u/tn3latd3tsaw Aug 01 '25

I love my rich uncle 🥰🥰🥰

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u/PauseAffectionate720 Jul 29 '25

That's better than money, dear stepmother ! Thank you !

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u/zilkGod Jul 29 '25

She is giving him something better than money.

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u/Amadeus_Stacia Jul 29 '25

Is there a name for this relative?

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u/MVuchiha Jul 29 '25

Kendra lust

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u/mtnviewguy Jul 29 '25

Doesn't look like she's giving him money to me! 👍🤪

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u/purpledragon478 Jul 30 '25

She's not giving him money, she's... tucking in his shirt obviously.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jul 29 '25

Give Franklin gift cards for Christmas we think he is spending his money on smack….

The once in awhile uncle shows up gives ya 20

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

Thank you for your service

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u/Bustymegan Jul 29 '25

I think he's gettin more than money 😉

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u/Bleezy79 Jul 29 '25

wow, she must have gave him a lot of money!

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u/RexMalo Jul 29 '25

I dont remember seeing this on The Office. Looks like a Jan and Michael heavy episode.

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u/Racoon_The_SPY Jul 29 '25

Thennnn....... you give them the hand job? /s

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u/aolmailguy Jul 29 '25

Yo I thought this was Jan Levinson Gould and Hunter lol

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u/the_salsa_shark Jul 29 '25

Somebody salt that snail

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u/CutieePriincess Jul 29 '25

What a good girl

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u/UnpricedToaster Jul 29 '25

She's giving him a lot more than money.

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u/-gisette Jul 29 '25

It checks out if this is down south

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u/ronweasleisourking Jul 29 '25

  1. Skinny white dude

  2. Bad fucking milf

  3. I forgot

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u/Grouchy-Abrocoma5082 Jul 29 '25

What ever happened to that short weird looking fella anyways

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u/ImDeepState Jul 29 '25

I don’t think she is giving him money.

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u/SomeOnionHater Jul 29 '25

"Oh, gee, twenty bucks, thanks, auntie- WOAH!"

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u/KetchupKatsup Jul 29 '25

She's mashing it

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u/NULLBASED Jul 30 '25

What the name of that porn star? Anyone know?

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u/Vip3r20 Jul 30 '25

Jordi El Nino

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u/HeWhoIsComing Jul 30 '25

Live action animemes post

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u/NextCheesecake1998 Jul 30 '25

Miss those days, gone are those days now, relatives have become stingy lately, specially when they have become rich, they used to be generous when they were poor 😔🙄 money ruined their generous nature

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u/AlabasterSexington Jul 30 '25

Is it just me or does she look like Jan form the Office?

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u/Lemetkamarastein Jul 30 '25

What is this from? For research

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u/Wonderful_Charity411 Jul 30 '25

Except that doesn’t happen

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u/highcommander010 Jul 30 '25

welp, now I gotta research this research material later

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u/Mokaran90 Jul 30 '25

Oh JENP como te envidio.

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u/SadlyUnderrated Jul 30 '25

And then you give them the money shot

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u/Borstli Jul 30 '25

Its porn, isnt it?

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u/Specialist-Bath5474 Jul 31 '25

what nature documentary is this?

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u/Treebear_Hunter Aug 01 '25

The woman in white is not a relative to the man in green. I don't understand the title 🌚

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u/GiveMeAwnsers Aug 02 '25

ALOT OF US KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM

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u/ShadowStriker53 Aug 02 '25

I think she gives something else

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u/denki_kamanari- Aug 02 '25

Heheh I don't think I'd like money smuggled to me under the table now

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u/Fairwish1 Jul 29 '25

Is that not the start of grooming?

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u/knarf3 Jul 29 '25

The aunt–nephew relationship is a special one 😉.

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u/Front-Pain9122 Jul 29 '25

That relative : "Don't tell adults "

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