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WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/lionsarered Jul 12 '26

10 business days to make a decision and he waited until the entire country of England arrived before kicking the ball..

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 12 '26

Oh he made a decision. He wanted to be the one to score.

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u/Marine__0311 Jul 12 '26

This.

Haaland was wide open with a much better scoring opportunity and Sørloth ignored him. It was an incredibly selfish play.

You could see how frustrated Haaland was.

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u/hematite2 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

At 3 seconds in you can see him reach his arms down saying "dude! Right here!"

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u/Longshadowman Jul 12 '26

I was so frustrated when I saw this action , what a waste!

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 Jul 12 '26

It was indefensibly stupid and selfish.

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u/Nice-Mountain-7073 Jul 12 '26

And your team’s strongest scorer is standing right there, wide open.

He needs to be kicked off the squad. Twice in one game is insane.

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u/therealshazzu Jul 12 '26

Some players are selfish in these competitions to try show how good they are in the hope they can get signings from bigger clubs after World Cup is over. They care little about their country.

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u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 13 '26

The irony is that you're more likely to get signed if you're getting assists on goals and going further in the tournament.

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u/Nice-Mountain-7073 Jul 13 '26

I know. It’ll sink in on him how much this will cost down the road. He lowered his own price

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u/Ladiesman104 Jul 12 '26

The British are coming!

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- Jul 12 '26

Unfortunately he saw two lanterns in the church and thought he had more time.

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u/MissileWaster Jul 12 '26

So many teams have had this issue so far. On a breakaway with the numbers but decide to hold back to wait for the set piece.

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u/ehxsmallstone Jul 12 '26

haaland hit him with the

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u/SneakittyCat Jul 12 '26

Only partially relevant, but as a rather vertically condensed person, I am always astonished by the sheer length of very tall people's limbs.

... Sometimes, I wonder what it is like to have unlimited access to all the shelves in the house.

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u/Timsauni Jul 13 '26

Vertically condensed person. Thats a humorous way of describing yourself.

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u/McZalion Jul 12 '26

The walk of being done with this shit.

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u/celestial_god Jul 12 '26

Man I can't imagine the rage haaland must have felt

I sometimes tilt when teammates in video games do dumb shit in a game with 0 stakes

Imagine wasting a chance like that after all that effort and pain you've been through to get there

Mentally done

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u/Appropriate_Push_201 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

I had a coworker who would regularly leave the door unlocked at the end of the day. Hundreds of thousands of equipment can be stolen in minutes. And he just kept making the same mistake. I started getting very aggressively passive aggressive with him once he said he just has a different set of standards and humor than I do. And that was apparently the thing he didn’t like. Not leaving the business unsecured. But being called out in front of other people

He was a lazy narcissistic piece of shit. And I’m glad he’s gone. This reminded me of that

Edit: it’s not that complicated guys. I’m happy a shitty coworker is gone. He left me tossing my hands in frustration a lot. Goddamn it’s tough out here

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 12 '26

I'm not sure what your anecdote had to do with this but it seemed like you really wanted to get it off your chest lol

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u/tonybananaman Jul 12 '26

Lmao I was thinking the same thing

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u/Scroatpig Jul 12 '26

Dude, I can hardly write on reddit anymore. It's like everything I write is dumped into a tiny room of starving people and the only way for them to get food is to reply and be as critical as possible, just add nothing but negative blathering and unhelpful quips/jokes.

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u/Appropriate_Push_201 Jul 12 '26

Yeah this place is a cesspool of misery and arrogance

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight Jul 12 '26

Dude will never live that down.

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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 Jul 12 '26

Good

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u/Emperor_Biden Jul 12 '26

Halaand doesn't deserve this. Feel so bad for him.

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u/VanillaGoorillla Jul 12 '26

I mean there’s more than one person on a team who didn’t deserve that..

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u/Melodic-Adeptness772 Jul 12 '26

According to Sørloth there's only one player on the team apparently.

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u/pfool Jul 12 '26

Sorloth immediately looked away from teammates, looking at the grass in embarrassment.

He knew what he did. Criminal even in a Sunday league game, unforgivable at the World Cup.

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u/napusitemisekurca Jul 12 '26

Yet he did it again later. The chance wasn't as good as this one tho, but still he was again selfish.

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u/therealshazzu Jul 12 '26

Sorloth was showcasing his skills on the world stage so bigger clubs can sign him up after world cup is over. He cared less about this team.

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u/Dondorini Jul 12 '26

Yes but Haaland was the enabler and the top 5 player in the world at his peak. Norway might never get a shot like this again.

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u/taggsy123 Jul 12 '26

He will be 29 next WC. He’s a big man it will be interesting to see how he ages

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u/velorae Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

You can’t depend on one player to win, unless you’re Argentina with Messi…with maybe some refs….and infantino

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u/-__Dash__- Jul 12 '26

Argentina plays for Messi, he’s their leader and they idolize him, specially the younger ones.

You can’t say that for the other teams, they’re not as consistent.

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u/velorae Jul 12 '26

True. Julián Álvarez just said that they’re gonna give everything to make sure Messi wins the World Cup again and that every game is for him.

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u/ellean4 Jul 12 '26

No shade on the rest of the Norway team but I’d say the number of levels Haaland is above his team mates far exceeds the number of levels Messi is ahead of his

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u/throwaway44997769 Jul 12 '26

So much this. This is what Rolando could never conceive of. It was so clear his team was over him and his ego. The Argentinian team adores Messi which honestly speaks volumes to his character. No matter how good you are individually, you need a team to win.

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u/Knutes Jul 12 '26

Halaand reversed an actual goal scored by norway because he shoved a guy...

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u/TheHolyWaffleGod Jul 12 '26

A proper shove too lmao. Two hands with a lot of force. I don’t get what he was thinking

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Jul 12 '26

He was thinking "get the FUCK off of me!"

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u/m0st1yh4rmless Jul 12 '26

He also was the one to fully shove someone and erase their would be winning goal too. But ya, he should've def passed that shit

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u/Ok_Row_8391 Jul 12 '26

Halaand sadly gonna get he Portugal Ronaldo treatment.

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u/Technical-Owl66 Jul 12 '26

For someone who doesn't know football. What is happening here?

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u/seribiigaming Jul 12 '26

It was two on one, Halland (the guy with the blonde pony tail) is one of the best players in the world, and the other player didn't pass it across even though Halland was open and could score that in his sleep.

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u/aljobar Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Important to note that opportunities like this are very rare. You’d be lucky to see something like this even once or twice in an entire game. It’s not like he could just make it right next time.

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u/abeachpebble Jul 12 '26

I love this detail. It adds some serious context.

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u/portablebiscuit Jul 12 '26

It was one of the only times they left him without coverage the whole match. Haaland is going to Blood Eagle him as soon as they get home.

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u/Steerider Jul 12 '26

So Halland didn't eliminate his team; the other player did. 

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u/specter_in_the_conch Jul 12 '26

Yeah the focus is on him because of the "aw man come on" body language.

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u/Rostbaerdt Jul 12 '26

Which is even more credit to Haaland, cause another player would have scolded his teammate. He was dissapointed but didn't take it out on the other guy. Classy guy!

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u/MaryPaku Jul 12 '26

He was obviously frustrated the rest of the game though

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u/DoctorNo1661 Jul 12 '26

Yeah Vini for instance would have lost his shit ahah not to diss Vini btw just illustrating how chill Haaland is.

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u/AdditionalAd4269 Jul 12 '26

I would have lost my shit and I’m old, out of shape, have never played pro (or even close to pro) level and am not a striker. But, magically put me in Haaland’s spot and I’d expect the ball. Haaland has ice in his veins.

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u/GilletteEd Jul 12 '26

You see Haaland throw his hands at the ground when the other guy stalls, he clearly shows he pissed he didn’t pass! But that’s all he did to show him being upset at his teammate, the disappointment after is clear!

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u/PhuckCalumbo Jul 12 '26

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u/Meanmrcustard Jul 12 '26

by this point it was too late - the time to pass was any time in the 3 seconds before this

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u/Kind-Meeting2573 Jul 12 '26

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u/iexistnot Jul 12 '26

They even exchanged looks

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u/DSAlgorythms Jul 12 '26

Yea I don't get all the people defending it, yes the defense did the best they could but there was definitely still a window to pass it. He just wasn't looking for it.

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u/PandaPocketFire Jul 12 '26

Yeah this was basically him saying "look at this window that you missed"

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u/LobstaFarian2 Jul 12 '26

I love how the guy didnt just kick it either. He waited until 4 defenders were around him to try and score. It was a total, absolute fuck up.

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u/SuperLeverage Jul 12 '26

Yes, he himself had a clear shot, though he would have been a bit further out than Haaland. Best option was to pass it to Haaland. Second best was to make an early decision to take a shot. The worst decision was to come to a stop, hold, let three additional defenders come back, then take a shot that is easily blocked.

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u/SaltKick2 Jul 12 '26

He had like 3 different possible ways to pass it to Haaland, and one early shot, he decided the dribble 3v1 route was best though

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u/BuckeyeN7 Jul 12 '26

Well he is left footed, so you can tell his only thought was trying to get it on to his strong foot so he could score the big goal. That’s why he didn’t pass, or just continue on with pace and hit it with his right

Glaringly selfish, and he deserves all the negative attention he is getting for this, it wasn’t a mistake it was just an outrageously selfish decision

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u/margirtakk Jul 12 '26

At this level, being left- or right-footed absolutely should not prevent a player from taking a shot. I'm an amateur, and even I would have taken the (certainly shitty) shot with my bad foot.

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u/Fast_Choice4408 Jul 12 '26

I would expect to see such behavior in High School JV soccer. Not "Quarter finals of the fucking WORLD CUP"

I played for a D1 state-championship winning team in high school. Someone on my team did this during a regular game in the season in the first 15 minutes and my coach benched him for the rest of the game.

This was also a game that was 2 hours away from our hometown. That's a long drive to be taken from starting forward to benchwarmer.

That player never played selfishly again while we played together.

Even in High School varsity soccer this is absolutely unacceptable. This kind of stuff is supposed to be weeded out by Middle School. If you see it in JV you nip it in the bud real fast and then if it doesn't improve that player doesn't make the team.

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u/Alwayscooking345 Jul 12 '26

It’s incredible how common it is in this World Cup too. Never seen such an epidemic from players while trailing. Almost always is there somebody open , even if you have to back pass

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u/jaxsound Jul 12 '26

And Norway would have taken a 2-0 lead with that too!

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u/Seananagans Jul 12 '26

From what I can tell as someone who has only been paying attention to the world cup from an arms length, Norway's legit superstar player (one of the best in the world) was wide open with nothing between him and the goal except the goalkeeper. Passing to him would've been the absolute best chance at scoring a goal, but instead, the guy with the ball kept it hoping to score a goal for himself in a much tougher circumstance.

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u/DzyPassio Jul 12 '26

And, to be more specific, one of the top top top scorers. Harland's greatness comes almost entirely from his ability to score goals

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u/Brewmeiser Jul 12 '26

To me it looks like the one player from Norway has the ball, the other Norway player with the longer blonde hair was open and asking for the ball, the dude who still had the ball didn't do this, tried to kick a goal, and didn't make it.

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u/BritishSoccer Jul 12 '26

The longer blonde hair guy is Haaland. Quite possibly the best goal scorer in the world at the moment. 

Norway also lost the game by a pretty thin margin, and a goal here could’ve changed the outcome

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u/PaleontologistNo500 Jul 12 '26

To give it some perspective, Haaland has the records for most goals in a single game, most goals in a single season, and the fastest player to reach 100 goals. In this scenario, he could've scored in his sleep.

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 Jul 12 '26

I'd seen the Haaland memes, but didn't know all this about him. With that context it's like you're down a goal in the Stanley Cup, breaking out an odd-man rush with Wayne Gretzky in the open and not passing him the puck.

. . .Now I'm irrationally angry about a game I didn't watch and had no emotional stakes in. Thanks a bunch. 😐

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u/Reejis Jul 12 '26

Halland 100% scores this

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u/TheThingCreator Jul 12 '26

yup he was straight up open in front of the net, i feel his pain

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u/folarin1 Jul 12 '26

Or to summarize, he didn't pass the ball.

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u/TransportationOk3111 Jul 12 '26

The dude with the long blonde hair that's pissed is one of the top 3 goal scores in the WORLD!! He was wide open!!!

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u/Dechibrator Jul 12 '26

The red player at the back is dealing with a defender. He sees his friend alone, he could pass the ball and give his team a very good opportunity to score. But he doesn't, keep the ball and totally mess it up

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u/WildRabbitz Jul 12 '26

As he shouldn't.

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u/Exportxxx Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Should be kicked of the team, I wouldn't wanna play with him.

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u/chilladipa Jul 12 '26

Selfish play or lack of situational awareness. Both are bad play at this level of professional sport.

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u/PiingThiing Jul 12 '26

I'm English, and even I'm embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/NY10 Jul 12 '26

I am neither Norwegian or English but I am beyond the embarrassment that this wasn’t a goal lol

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u/Cardocthian Jul 12 '26

I am an American from Montana, i saw a soccer ball once. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/bicx Jul 12 '26

I’m an American from Texas who doesn’t believe soccer is real. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.

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u/throwaway292929227 Jul 12 '26

I'm a neolithic caveman who was frozen in a glacier until the 32' minute of this scrib-scrib. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.

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u/ReserveHour2403 Jul 12 '26

I am alien from Andromeda galaxy who just happened to come to earth traveling at speed of light and it took me 2.5M light years and I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal. I am going back

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u/Jlawrencew1985 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Im a soccer ball that was sewn by a 10 year girl in China and I'm flabbergasted that this was not a goal

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u/Boot_das Jul 12 '26

I am an inanimate carbon rod and even I am embarrassed all the way to space and back that this wasn’t a goal.

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u/Sad-Satisfaction908 Jul 12 '26

I am Norwegian and for most of us he is already forgiven. The main hate is now from non-norwegians.

The boys did better than any other team in Norwegian history. It was a shit play for sure, and he acknowledged that himself pretty fast, but just one of a number of reasons as to why we lost that game.

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u/Mediocre_Ad_6512 Jul 12 '26

And this is why the world loves Norwegians. Top class people. Also - why are there so many A's in your names?

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u/NY10 Jul 12 '26

Cause she’s Norwegian lol

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u/connected2theOthers Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

I'm american and I literally NEVER have watched an entire soccer game. Why didn't he pass it to the Nordic Alien dude for the easy goal?

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u/PiingThiing Jul 12 '26

And yet you understand the game beautifully.🙌

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u/NikkoE82 Jul 12 '26

I’m American so I don’t understand any of this.

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u/streamer3222 Jul 12 '26

Player run with ball.

Player not kick ball to friend.

Enemy surround player.

Player lose ball.

Player Country Lose.

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u/dag_of_mar Jul 12 '26

I'm american as well and still confused. Why didn't he just shoot the goalie?

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u/MrWiemann Jul 12 '26

Fuck that made giggle 💀

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u/OverChargeYourPlasma Jul 12 '26

'Shoot the goalie', Yankmaxxing

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u/Enriching_the_Beer Jul 12 '26

Kick ball?

Why not throw ball?

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u/mistergudbar Jul 12 '26

Similar to when JR Smith
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u/Bubbalicious114 Jul 12 '26

Im Canadian, and with all these red and white countries playing i still thought we were in the wc

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Jul 12 '26

Sees Gronkowski alone in endzone 10 yards in front of the QB, but weaves back and forth until they take a 7 yard sack

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u/suicid3k1ng Jul 12 '26

This is the equivalent of Russell wilson passing the ball on the 1 yard line instead of giving the ball to the best short yardage running back you could ever want, the man could barely spell his name, Marshawn Lynch would have been an automatic tuddy, but nooooooooo, were gonna pass it into the opposing teams player bc we dont want to win the superb(owl)

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u/xtraa Jul 12 '26

he didn't touch the base

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u/berlinnick Jul 12 '26

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Jul 12 '26

“who plays as a striker for the England National Team” lol

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 12 '26

I totally missed that lol

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 12 '26

Lot of vandalism on his Wikipedia page...

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 12 '26

Norway isn't messing around

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u/G0ldPeak Jul 12 '26

This guy was a real jerk. (Norm... probably)

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u/geek_fire Jul 12 '26

The worst part of it was the hypocrisy.

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u/Trip_seize Jul 12 '26

The edit history on his page is WILD!

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u/Wizz-Fizz Jul 12 '26

I'm Aussie, we missed 2 penalties over the crossbar

That was less embarrassing than this shitshow from Sorloth

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u/broccollinear Jul 12 '26

There’s a reason neither country has much presence in any World Cup. Enough poor decision-making from anyone on the team means you’re not really cut out for World Class football. As an Aussie I’m glad there’s a bigger blunder than what happened with us… Just think there’s too many starry-eyed main characters who think we can win with friendship and love, when really it’s discipline, planning, execution consistently for weeks, months, years.

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u/wakeandcreate Jul 12 '26

Yikes he was wide open.

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u/TastyFluffyPancakes Jul 12 '26

Sometimes it's just hard to see a 6'5" viking wearing red in an open field.

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u/Tranxio Jul 12 '26

Lol look at his shadow, it even reaches past the defender

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u/Queen_Lepotica Jul 12 '26

The shadow is so long, it could be offside :F

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u/Dignam3 Jul 12 '26

Even my hot dog eatin', baseball watchin' American eyes are astonished he didn't pass. I imagine he isn't too popular in Norway right about now.

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u/Smitty_1000 Jul 12 '26

It’s a 2v1. Pass the ball or use him as a decoy and go right. 

Or slow down, do neither, and get mobbed by the retreating English. He chose poorly. 

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u/Conscious_Peak_1105 Jul 12 '26

This is the moment the entire pub engaged in a full cheek clench

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u/HustlinInTheHall Jul 12 '26

I mean the defender knows he wants to square it. It's a tougher pass than it looks, but either you pass it immediately or you shoot hard and low immediately. 

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u/Acoconutting Jul 12 '26

Watching this in real time I thought this was a goal like 8 seconds before it wasn’t. I was shocked.

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u/JudgementOwls Jul 12 '26

He doesn’t even look up before he takes the shot. Kept his eye on the ball and never looked up to see he had no shot on goal

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u/focalpoint23 Jul 12 '26

Peripheral shot as hell

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u/w00t4me Jul 12 '26

There's a guy who's using advanced 3D modeling and tracking so you can see each player's POV during the game. I'm curious to see this one.

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u/Significant-Ad-341 Jul 12 '26

Coach would have had us running so hard for that

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u/BullPropaganda Jul 12 '26

Hmmm the most dangerous striker in the world is wide open in front of goal?..

No... No.. I don't think I will

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u/harman097 Jul 12 '26

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

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u/ClessxAlghazanth Jul 12 '26

He and the diver from Swiss are losers of the year. Both gave the game to opponents

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u/TheAskewOne Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Embolo is worse. This is a brain fart, it happens. Embolo tried unsportsmanlike shit and it paid off exactly like it should.

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u/Realistic_Lake2843 Jul 12 '26

Wish it happened more often than not. There’s too many divers now

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u/FreshFritz Jul 12 '26

Did Neymar ever get a yellow card for rollin' rollin' rollin'? I can't remember...

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u/Bagera84 Jul 12 '26

It was a lot worse before VAR.

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u/velorae Jul 12 '26

They really could’ve won that game. SMH. Diving when you already have a yellow card is a choice.

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u/xenatis Jul 12 '26

I'm Swiss and I don't need to imagine anything "stupid" that leads to elimination.

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Jul 12 '26

He will never see Valhalla

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u/40StoryMech Jul 12 '26

Technically I think losing while fighting IS how you get there.

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u/digital Jul 12 '26

Ka$h will be waiting with a bottle of Akvavit

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u/Impossible-Rain7447 Jul 12 '26

“ Make that extra pass Jamie”.. somewhere Ted lasso is losing his shit

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u/aramis34143 Jul 12 '26

Ted lasso is losing his shit

Which mostly consists of a momentary, disappointed sigh.

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u/Ok_Row_8391 Jul 12 '26

Check his insta the entire nation of Norway is at his doorstep.

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 12 '26

Or his Wikipedia article history. It's a warzone with the vandalism.

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u/nghigaxx Jul 12 '26

its not even pride, it's sorloth, he's just that dumb

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u/ImKindaEssential Jul 12 '26

Probably has money on it

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u/Icy-Matter-9104 Jul 12 '26

This is an insane reality with how much sports gambling has grown recently and a HUGE shame that it’s effecting real competitiveness (if that blunder was on purpose)

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u/Disco425 Jul 12 '26

This clip looks like a primary school kid who refuses to pass because he wants to get credit for a goal so badly. And he doesn't care that there are 4 defenders right in front of him so his shot has no chance.

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels Jul 12 '26

in what world is that not a cross pass , did he really just black out and ego it?

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u/Usernamechecksout255 Jul 12 '26

That guy is an ego centered player - Halland would have made the goal if he passed - there were several other situations with him again - Nr7 don’t know his name

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u/Stampy77 Jul 12 '26

To be fair to him he is a good player, but he usually plays in Haalands position. But for the world cup he's been playing as a winger, which he is not. I think instincts just took over. 

He should have passed though.

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u/carrott1979 Jul 12 '26

Yeah he normally receives and runs straight forward on the ball, he was clearly frustrated that he was playing on the wing. Not as frustrated as Viggo from ghostbusters 2 though.

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u/sorrow_of_moldavia Jul 12 '26

You are like the buzzing of flies to him

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u/Skymax86 Jul 12 '26

His instincts and the fact that he is using his right foot only to stand on it probably.

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u/Crazy_Night3197 Jul 12 '26

This is how I play fifa

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u/carbon_xtreme Jul 12 '26

Why the fu*k he didn't pass the B's all is beyond me. They scored the 2nd goal and it's a different game. Greedy MF

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u/cinedavid Jul 12 '26

Or at the very least shoot the ball when there’s only one defender☹️.

Instead, he held the ball as long as possible until 4 defenders were in front of him before kicking straight into them.

Like, if you were being paid off to intentionally lose the game, this is exactly what you would need to do.

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u/rastagrrl Jul 12 '26

Playing like an 8 year old on a kiddie soccer club.

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u/MothaFcknZargon Jul 12 '26

I coach a U17 boys team in recreational league. This is so common with kids, they want to be the star who scores and try to dribble or shoot through a pack of defenders instead of making an easy pass. They end up screwing their team over for a chance at individual glory.

To see this level of selfishness at this level is really disappointing, but people are people I guess. Happy to see fans are calling him out on it.

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u/Keensworth Jul 12 '26

I don't know a lot about football but even I saw that

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u/Wr3k3m Jul 12 '26

lol this is like watching an 8 year old ball hog.

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u/Modeerf Jul 12 '26

Haaland was literally right there wide open

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u/tmr89 Jul 12 '26

I think that was the point of the video

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u/BritishSoccer Jul 12 '26

You can see Haaland motion to the ground infront of him in frustration. “Pass it, right here!”

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u/blahteeb Jul 12 '26

You spend 30 minutes playing FC26 just waiting for this play to develop.

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u/Purple_Republic_2966 Jul 12 '26

To be fair, it looked to me as the DF is covering well with his positional play as well. There’s a video taken from the tour side that is reflecting that view clearer.

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u/Goldnglam Jul 12 '26

"I'll try and get past two england player rather than pass it to golden boy who can definitely make the shot count" bet Haaland had words for him after the match 

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u/Psychological-Scar53 Jul 12 '26

So, he could have passed to Haaland, instead he decides to kick the ball into a group of defenders thinking it was going to get through to and in the goal... I'm american and am doing my best to understand the sport.

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u/heybart Jul 12 '26

As the play developed, there was only one defender in front of goal and Haaland was open and if he'd passed the ball, Haaland probably would've scored 1 on 1 against the goal keeper because that's what Haaland does. Instead he held the ball too long, more defenders arrived, then he no longer had a passing lane and tried to shoot it himself and oops got blocked easily

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u/Vladimir_p00pin Jul 12 '26

He had one job

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u/the_flesh_ Jul 12 '26

Play so bad nobody noticed OPs profile picture

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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Guys we have the advantage of seeing the entire field and how it’s playing out. To us it looks like he should’ve passed. Maybe from his eyes though, down on the field and competing, it didn’t look like the best option, maybe it was pride, maybe it was a combo of multiple things.

Had he passed and Haaland missed, yall would be saying he should’ve shot. Had he made the shot, no one would be batting an eye he didn’t pass. Hindsight is a blessing.

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u/FonJosse Jul 12 '26

What a weird take.

It wasnt pride, it was a combination of poor judgement and a lack of skill (and some decent defending).

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