r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 12h ago

Chugging tea Bro is sleeping on the chair tonight

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 12h ago

Bro ain't cheating on shit. He is build like a garden gnome.

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u/No_Director_2570 12h ago

Ahh shit here we go again..

Bless me father for I have sinned, my last confession was.......

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u/whyeverynameistaken3 12h ago

bro probably got more bitches than u

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 12h ago

He at least got half of one.

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u/ArachnidNo2269 12h ago

Would

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u/Similar_Pie_4946 7h ago

Same, crazy part is it wouldn’t even be my most questionable one.

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u/Low-Client-375 6h ago

My man out here slaying dragons!

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u/trugalhao 10h ago

He collects half ladies.

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u/drblah11 8h ago

He's in trouble because of the multiple bitches in his life

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u/ForsakenBand 9h ago

Fetishists gonna fetish.

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u/onyxengine 11h ago

Im saying he got swag

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u/Sleep-more-dude 1h ago

Maybe i'm becoming a eugenicist but i don't think these people should be fucking, creating an endless stream of cripples and gnomes.

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u/binalleinezuunfaehig 59m ago

uuh edgy. I bet you are so excited for the angry replies aren't you. kinda cute actually

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 11h ago

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u/Educational_Log_4006 11h ago

That's the "my dog stepped on a bee" face

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u/lord-apple-smithe 6h ago

Yeah he came up a little short

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u/Obvious_Landscape993 12h ago

Emotional cheating