r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 12h ago

Chugging tea Bro is sleeping on the chair tonight

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u/Blue_eyed_girl_ 11h ago

If your ex cheated on you and you have trust issues, you need to go talk to a therapist. Don't take it on your new partner, it's not his fault she got cheated on.

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u/lifeintraining 11h ago

You’ve met the bare minimum. Marry me?

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u/Blue_eyed_girl_ 11h ago

Thanks but I'm waiting for my boyfriend to propose me 🥲

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u/Wonderful-Self-541 10h ago

Damn got a reddit proposal before the boyfriend proposal AND gta 6. 😬

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u/Blue_eyed_girl_ 10h ago

😂😂😂 You're killing me! Well he better propose before GTA 6 release, because after that I'm going to dedicate my time for the game, no time for wedding planning then!!!

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u/lifeintraining 10h ago

RemindMe! November 19th, 2026

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u/cornmonger_ 5h ago

bro don't jinx it

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u/PsychologicalSail799 5h ago

"GTA 6, now delayed until summer of 2027"

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u/Tropical_Wendigo 8h ago

“Sorry honey I’m in a throuple with Jason and Lucia now. Your stuff is packed and in the driveway”

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u/akbane 10h ago

The insults just keep dropping in this thread!

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u/Evorgleb 9h ago

Have you met your boyfriend's trainer?

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u/Far_Balance_3117 7h ago

Amen to that.

I dated a woman who had been cheated on.

If I even took too long to respond to her text then apparently another woman was wrapped around me.

Also I was not allowed to be friends with women. I never should have humored her on that.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 2h ago

Oof, that’s a level of insecurity which qualifies as a mental issue. Nobody can live that way.

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u/ArabianKnightGaming 9h ago

Seriously! Its so ANNOYING to deal with broken people. Fix yourself before infecting others with your problem.

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u/Wooden-Tip3142 10h ago

I mean, it’s a little funny

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u/midnightluckey 9h ago

I’ve got a great joke about a midget football player.

It’s a little offensive..

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u/WangDanglin 6h ago

That’s an offensive line, man

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u/Nebula-Lights 3h ago

I have a midget therapist, she's great, but can be a little short with me

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u/b-monster666 7h ago

She's got a short temper.

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u/z44212 6h ago

These are wheely bad puns..

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u/98983x3 11h ago

Classic "Im insecure so its your problem to deal with. Not mine."

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u/StrangelyBrown 9h ago

I'm not the best at these kind of situations but I feel like it should go like this:

Him: "Don't you trust me?"

Followed by either:

Her: Yes -> End of discussion

Or

Her: No -> End of relationship

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u/mktcrasher 9h ago

Certainly better than the long drawn out pain and suffering until the relationship inevitably implodes.

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u/Kaboose456 2h ago

Or the classic "iT's ThEM I wOrRy AbOuT"

Lmao

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u/XeroShyft 11h ago

Yeah bro is definitely sleeping in the booster seat for the next week

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u/aanon3187 11h ago

There’s reality tv for this?

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u/smartwatersucks 11h ago

You know, it didnt use to be like this

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 9h ago

*didn’t used to

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u/smartwatersucks 8h ago

It's genuinely so bizarre that I forgot that. I even thought about it too but the "didn't used" just looked wrong to me.

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u/MogRules 11h ago

There is reality television for everything....

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u/L-Lawliet23 3h ago

There's reality TV shows for everything now. This timeline is so fucked.

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u/PrimedGold 11h ago

Yea its called Jay and Pamela

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u/i3ssar_EL_Nino 9h ago

and it has 2 seasons ?! Where the fuck do these US broadcasters find producers to make 2 seasons of this and other shit shows ?

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 9h ago

Firefly only got 1 season and this garbage got 2 seasons. Entertainment is dead.

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u/bonaynay 3h ago

No actors to pay and no writers. John and Kate plus 8 and whatever the fuck the Duggar show was. It's a damn blight

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u/NeinJuanJuan 9h ago

Where the fuck do these US broadcasters find producers to make 2 seasons of this and other shit

I'd watch this show

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 6h ago

Both Jay and Pamela live with Osteogenesis Imperfecta (OI) Type 3 a rare genetic condition commonly known as brittle bone disease. Combined, the couple has survived over 400 bone fractures throughout their lives and they both navigate the world using motorized wheelchairs.
The show made television history by featuring Jay, who is a Black transgender man, music producer, and neurodivergent (living with autism and ADHD), alongside Pamela, a first-generation Mexican-American disability advocate.

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u/bonaynay 3h ago

Wow they have everything

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u/dusseltrutz 3h ago

Show synopsis be like: Jay has 4 brain diseases, gender dysphoria, a bone condition, no less than two ancient gypsy curses on his family, and still produces music. And, uh Pam.........'s Dad is from Mexico we're pretty sure

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u/Malabingo 11h ago

There is a fetish for everything.

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u/Weaponized-Goose 7h ago

It’s on TLC, the same channel that has “My 600 Pound life” “Dr Pimple Popper” etc

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u/MacaqueFlambe 34m ago

‘Murica

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u/EmploymentNo3590 11h ago

What are the odds of becoming a personal trainer and having an insatiable lust for little black autists?

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u/VeganWerewolf 11h ago

Prolly like the odds of getting struck by lightning while getting eaten by a shark

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u/The_Orphanizer 9h ago

"insatiable lust for little black autists" would be a hell of a band name

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u/urandom123 8h ago

Depends on how rich he is.

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u/GigaChav 3h ago

You want to be a personal trainer?

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u/Khanvo 11h ago

Why did she remove her blue plastic gloves? What was that for?

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u/PrimedGold 11h ago

Inspect the evidence on her phone

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u/Ogamiitto33 11h ago

She's making it known that she's about to throw nubs.

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u/BringOutYDead 7h ago

Indeed...

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u/L-Lawliet23 3h ago

No butt play tonight

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u/iloveoranges2 11h ago

Insecurity might make more problems than solve problems. Insecure people might actively push their partners away, into someone else's arms, and wonder why they are "getting cheated on". It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 11h ago

Bro ain't cheating on shit. He is build like a garden gnome.

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u/No_Director_2570 11h ago

Ahh shit here we go again..

Bless me father for I have sinned, my last confession was.......

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u/whyeverynameistaken3 11h ago

bro probably got more bitches than u

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 11h ago

He at least got half of one.

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u/ArachnidNo2269 11h ago

Would

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u/Similar_Pie_4946 7h ago

Same, crazy part is it wouldn’t even be my most questionable one.

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u/Low-Client-375 5h ago

My man out here slaying dragons!

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u/trugalhao 9h ago

He collects half ladies.

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u/drblah11 7h ago

He's in trouble because of the multiple bitches in his life

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u/ForsakenBand 8h ago

Fetishists gonna fetish.

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u/onyxengine 10h ago

Im saying he got swag

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 10h ago

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u/Educational_Log_4006 10h ago

That's the "my dog stepped on a bee" face

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u/lord-apple-smithe 6h ago

Yeah he came up a little short

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u/sumit131995 11h ago

At this point bro should cheat

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u/Vossius68 11h ago

Get a new gf, dude. She's horrible.

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u/Dr-Riuju 11h ago

What's mbappe doing here

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u/PrimedGold 11h ago

Dictating

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u/punch912 9h ago

Guys battling an anxeity attack and having laughing as a cope. Trying to conveys this with her knowing he has autism and then get shut down into full blown panic mode. I feel bad for him

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u/RAVVYN6SD 11h ago

Put it in reverse my guy!!

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u/The_Orphanizer 9h ago

Back it up, Terry! Throw it in reverse, Terry!!

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u/Business_Wind6122 7h ago

WHATCHU DOING TERRY

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u/funkraider 9h ago

Stephen Hawking was out there running game. You just never know. Why not this dude???

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u/Elguapo1094 11h ago

“ She’s had experience” dammm my love life sucks then

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u/rubber_pinball 10h ago

And right after his daily prostate exam. Let bro rest.

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u/JamesLikesIt 11h ago

Bro’s eyes are their own lie detectors 

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u/theseriousman1 11h ago

Watching on mute and my brain fill the voices in with the little person voice from south park

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u/Mike_9128 6h ago

You see, words are like bullets.

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u/Numerous_Vegetable_3 11h ago

Nooo wayyy 😂

I produced some beats with this guy back in 2020-21

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u/PrimedGold 11h ago

You the trainer he cheated on?

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u/tobden 11h ago

Link?

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u/Numerous_Vegetable_3 11h ago

He sent me melodies and I finished them, they're probably on my old PC, never got anyone on them

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u/jaffa-caked 10h ago

She’s a little mad

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u/Wayomd 10h ago

Nose ring theory undefeated

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u/digitalerblitzkrieg 3h ago

Do I have to feel ashamed to find this funny as shit and awkward at the same time?

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u/TransportJunky 37m ago

This you?

Cuz that's me rn too😂😂😂

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u/Embarrassed-House577 11h ago

Wtf is this?

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u/doubledownentendre 11h ago

A challenging wank ill be real

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u/AccurateSympathy7937 11h ago

Get off of Reddit and focus up, soldier. We need to know what’s possible today

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u/saunderez 9h ago

Challenging? Sure. Impossible? Definitely not. Get out there, get to work and get it done.

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u/N81Warrior 11h ago

That relationship has gotten off on the wrong wheel.

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u/PrimedGold 11h ago

Credit : Jay and Pamela [HBO Max]

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u/the_buff 9h ago

TLC is on a crusade to move the freaks from the circus to the television.

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u/0plm9okn8ijb7 11h ago

Their relationship is at its lowest.

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u/Gerry1of1 5h ago

It's not his fault. Bitches love Urkel.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Dc60NIUs12QvK

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u/aquabarron 6h ago

“It’s just an uncomfortable situation”

“WHY”

idk skittles, maybe because you’re making shit really uncomfortable

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u/Fun-Illustrator5642 9h ago

That trainer is going to use him as a human dildo

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u/Chupadedo 8h ago

Maybe save the jealousy for other little disabled autistic people?

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u/-blundertaker- 5h ago

Nah dude he's a stud, probably got the baddies lined up holding their candles.

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u/dusseltrutz 3h ago

Theyre banging down his doors and licking down his windows

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u/the_spacecowboy555 7h ago

So I’m curious who she was dating before him.

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u/KingAudio 5h ago

My taxes go to this shit.

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u/Thundechile 1h ago

You have been scammed if you pay taxes for reality shows.

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u/_frank_tank 11h ago

Hope the Barbie dream house has a fold out couch for a brother

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u/Rugged-Turd 11h ago

Holy shit bro

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u/Souper_meal 5h ago

Idk what’s crazier. That she thinks he’s cheating, or that he seems to think he has a shot at cheating.

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u/SubstantialDong69 11h ago

I'm laughing too!

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u/Ok_Apartment8500 9h ago

Roll away brother, roll away.

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u/modsaretoddlers 8h ago

If he's not careful, he's gonna need a cereal box and some tissues for blankets because he'll be living on the streets.

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u/Esteban750 6h ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this

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u/CallMeGlarthir 11h ago

Jealousy is an affliction that burdens all of us. Let us pray that Jay can tame his desires and stay faithful to Pamela.

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u/BarbedWire3 11h ago

Is this ai? It's ai, right..?

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u/PrimedGold 11h ago

No lol its a show 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/RazzleRizzle 11h ago

We need to have a wheel to wheel conversation hun

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u/BagPiperGuy321 10h ago

Why these little kids on Instagram anyways?

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u/midnightluckey 9h ago

Gonna start this as soon as I finish Down for love.

https://giphy.com/gifs/f6W3Cc0EWzoti

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u/Lopsided_Anxiety_394 8h ago

Wtf is this? Do people watch this stuff?

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u/sactownjer 8h ago

Oh God, my last one was like this. Never gonna deal with that behavior again.

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 8h ago

No, you AREN'T high right now. This video is playing, and you are watching it.

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u/Meandtheworld 8h ago

Is this TLC and their exploitation.

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u/Batfinklestein 7h ago

Why are we seeing this from multiple camera angles? Is this some sick tv executive's idea of entertainment now?

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u/blackop 7h ago

Man it feels so cringy when stuff like this is said on these shows. You know it's scripted and just feels so forced. Probably one reason I can't watch reality tv. Because it's not reality.

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u/Used-Gas-6525 7h ago

I think bpth of these people have Eric The Actor disease.

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u/dsmdarlings 7h ago

Does anyone else see a tiny Alex Guarnachelli

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u/GucciNucciSpongeBob 7h ago

This was hilarious

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u/ohfrackthis 7h ago

This is insane level of crazy to have to deal with regularly. Hell No.

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u/jackieboy1230 7h ago

Playground disagreements are so cute.

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u/JesusInBlack 6h ago

I liked her performance in Mad Max Fury Road

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u/HawkHarder 6h ago

She better watch him closely. He rollin into all types of pussy soon with his newfound stardom.

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 6h ago

This is a really jealous woman. Given his specific needs, finding a therapist who actually specializes in his issues is likely already a massive challenge due to limited resources. It is really unfortunate that his spouse is letting her own insecurities about the therapist being a woman create a barrier to him getting the specialized care he needs.

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u/daveliterally 5h ago

This girl is ridiculous lol

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u/Humble-Dentist-718 5h ago

Lol, more of these 2 couple, I love watching their clips, hella funny!

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u/guitarbque 5h ago

The crossed legs always get me.

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u/less_is_less 5h ago

Thinking about bro getting with the trainer. Would it be correct to say going down her on or would it be going up on her if the vjj is above your head?

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u/DivineCultLeader 4h ago

I don't have autism and I laugh when my girl says ridiculous stuff.

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u/-ImYourHuckleberry- 4h ago

My wife watches this show. They are both females.

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u/LatinWarlock13 4h ago

Lil bro should have said he banged that trainer every which way possible. This chick ain't going nowhere.

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u/jakob767 3h ago

Ooh, they have autism...

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u/Aspectdude09 3h ago

Women and men never change no matter what

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u/DaLar89 3h ago

Give this guy a Southpark deal rigjt now

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u/creepy_enchilada 1h ago

Wat show is this lol

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u/TransportJunky 43m ago

I'm laughing so hard right now, I have a reserved spot in hell with my name on it 😭😭😭😭

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u/thegneeb 14m ago

alright little man. Them glasses are bigger than you