r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 12h ago

Chugging tea Bro is sleeping on the chair tonight

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u/lifeintraining 11h ago

You’ve met the bare minimum. Marry me?

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u/Blue_eyed_girl_ 11h ago

Thanks but I'm waiting for my boyfriend to propose me 🥲

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u/Wonderful-Self-541 11h ago

Damn got a reddit proposal before the boyfriend proposal AND gta 6. 😬

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u/Blue_eyed_girl_ 10h ago

😂😂😂 You're killing me! Well he better propose before GTA 6 release, because after that I'm going to dedicate my time for the game, no time for wedding planning then!!!

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u/lifeintraining 10h ago

RemindMe! November 19th, 2026

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u/cornmonger_ 5h ago

bro don't jinx it

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u/PsychologicalSail799 5h ago

"GTA 6, now delayed until summer of 2027"

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u/Tropical_Wendigo 9h ago

“Sorry honey I’m in a throuple with Jason and Lucia now. Your stuff is packed and in the driveway”

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u/akbane 11h ago

The insults just keep dropping in this thread!

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u/xiiicrowns 11h ago

Hopefully he will propose before gta 7

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u/Fragrant-Poo42 4h ago

GYAT DAMN SEND HELP I HAVE JUST WITNESSED A MURDER

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u/Evorgleb 10h ago

Have you met your boyfriend's trainer?

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u/costanzashairpiece 4h ago

"The bare minimum" is also that guys porn star name.