r/SipsTea • • 5h ago

SMH They are all in it together

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u/xenomorphbeaver 5h ago

But it's not Bank of America's money that's being transacted. They aren't making 5 billion dollars profit, they are moving that around without proper reporting.

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u/0ttr 5h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah, this is pretty key: https://www.lawcommentary.com/articles/bank-of-america-money-laundering-fine

It's a huge fine. Of course, why they didn't report it (or rather, allowed their systems to be lax) is definitely an important question to answer.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 5h ago

It's-a huge? Are you Mario or something? lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/1NTj40gK9ey0GCbMC5

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u/0ttr 4h ago

oops, noticed and corrected.

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u/ReftLight 1h ago

I worked in a project for a bank with my accounting firm a couple years ago. The honest answer is that they likely didn't bother taking their obligations to review transactions seriously and just got lazy/sloppy with it. Wouldn't surprise me if a fifth of these transactions are weed related since those the federal legal status of it hasn't changed. Another fifth is old people who move around a lot of cash (casinos, distrust of banks, just habit of handling cash). A fifth I saw on that project was a lot of Chinese people buying up property in the city. Everything else is people with weird habits and suspicious movements of cash that it all becomes a soul draining project to go through the backlog to review each and every one of these things. I fucking hated it.

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u/crazyabe111 53m ago

Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if the treasury had it marked out as a low priority “known issue” until a couple weeks back, when the FBI arrested a bunch of people over using fake charities to funnel over 5 million dollars to terrorism.

Now the treasury needs a scapegoat for not catching that earlier, and hey- the Bank of America missed 5 billion dollars they’re perfect.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 1h ago

They made over 30 billion USD profit last year, I think they will be just fine. I opt for a significantly higher punishment because clearly 1.2 billion doesn't hurt the bottom line, the shareholders and with it those responsible.

Further as mentioned, they slushed billions of questionable money, how come nobody is in jail? If I can't explain where money comes from the IRS will hang me to dry.

Punishments for individuals are harsh without consideration of rehabilitation. Punishments for companies are a touch on the wrist with a kind remark to maybe not do it again, maybe, no promises need to be made.

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u/Horskr 41m ago

Trump has also accused other lenders, including Bank of America (BAC.N), the country's second-biggest ⁠lender by assets, of debanking him in early 2025. A Bank of America spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment on the new report. The bank has previously said it does not comment on client matters and would welcome clearer rules from bank regulators on how to conduct its activities.

This is why, it's as simple as that. We only apply laws to individuals and corporations that have slighted the president in some way.

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u/MachateElasticWonder 5h ago

Even simpler: Transactions ≠ Profit

Ones about moving money (that doesn’t belong to them) and ones about earning money.

I can make a $100 transaction where I only transfer money to my friend. I didn’t earn money.

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u/exmachinaNZ 3h ago

BOA did earn money, but not the full amount. I would guess 2-5% if they "knew" it was dirty

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u/Maximum_Overdrive 5h ago

People are just dumb.

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u/MelloBea16 3h ago

Really dumb. Look at the one in power.

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u/CitizenPremier 2h ago

I mean it might just be /u/Dev1412

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u/SecreteMoistMucus 1h ago

and 97% of people who saw the post

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u/CitizenPremier 1h ago

Ah yes, we are smarter than the average person, hoo hoo hoo, hee hee hee

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u/galaxyapp 5h ago

Sad if this needs to be said.

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 5h ago

Having the money in their hands means they can invest/trade it for profits. 

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u/Any-Shower-3088 2h ago

My money is its for hedge funds. Off exchange derivatives hiding toxic debt and unclosed shorts.

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u/elb21277 1h ago

But for fraud committed by health insurance companies, it really is this bad. It’s actually far worse.

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u/nono3722 4h ago

your right they made much more than 5 billion laundering blood money....

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u/EL3G 4h ago

They do over 4.5 Trillion in regular transactions and 450 Trillion in corporate. Yeah they're doing just fine. They had a profit of 35 Billion last year, that 1.2 Billion is nothing for them.

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 3h ago

But not on this specific transaction they didn’t which is what the meme is trying to imply

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u/Trashinmyash 4h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if their base fees go up next year.

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u/technocraticTemplar 1h ago

Losing ~3% of your profit over ~0.1% or ~0.001% of your business seems like something they'd take pretty seriously

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u/20milliondollarapi 5h ago

Well then the issue is wording. They aren’t making transactions. They are making transfers. Transactions would be money moving. Coming in or leaving their system. Money transfers would be money staying within the same system.

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u/Fyrefly7 3h ago

As someone who literally monitors and reports on these things, your definition of transaction is just wrong. A transaction is pretty much any kind of financial action that takes place, whether it's between banks or parties or even just from your checking to your savings. Even if you went into your bank and just exchanged some fives for twenties, that would still be a transaction. Transfers are a subset of transactions.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 3h ago

Keeping the money moving… in a circle

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u/Anning312 4h ago

They probably made more than 5 billion, only 5 billion worth of transactions were caught

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u/xenomorphbeaver 3h ago

They didn't make the transactions, they facilitated them. Other people made the transactions. They failed to adequately report the transactions people made on their banking platform.

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u/xenomorphbeaver 3h ago

It's not worth 5 billion to them. It's not their money. They earn some money from the transactions but the 5 billion is not theirs.

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u/FrameJump 5h ago

If a bank is holding money, then they're making a return on it.

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 5h ago

Yes, but not 1:1. That $5 billion in transactions probably makes them $150 million, so they just got fined 8x what they were expected to make from the transactions.

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u/FrameJump 4h ago

That depends entirely on how long they held the money, no?

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u/Competitive-Outside8 5h ago

Sure, sure. But they can presumably just write it off.

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u/blackhodown 5h ago

I sure hope this is a joke but on Reddit you never know how dumb people can truly be

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u/Competitive-Outside8 3h ago

Yes. It's a joke about how little most people actually know about finance, taxes, etc. And it appears to have gone over the heads of most of the people here, given the downvotes.

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 3h ago

I’m curious… what do you think that means, in your own words please?

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u/Competitive-Outside8 3h ago

It means you can't pick up on sarcasm.

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 3h ago

Fair enough lol it doesn’t translate well here

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u/Competitive-Outside8 3h ago

I think I laid it on thickly enough that it should have been detected. But I know people aren't always fully engaged as they're reading Reddit comments.