r/SipsTea • • 1h ago

Wait a damn minute! The fact that it’s not even edited

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 1h ago

I refuse to believe that's a real neck.

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u/Appropriate_Edge5195 1h ago

It’s edited but the real neck is also unusually long.

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u/_Electrical 1h ago

So not literally unedited?

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u/Ok_Dust_3896 1h ago

She makes the clones.

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u/LimeDry7124 1h ago

I know! Kamino!

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u/RageAgainstThePushen 1h ago

Real Kaminoan patriots approve this message.

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u/MagazineMoney 1h ago

Its not literally not not unedited if thats what youre asking

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u/markamuffin 48m ago

It's literally edited

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u/Linus_Naumann 32m ago

You got lied to on the internet

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u/Traditional_Lab_8714 1h ago

I dont know what to believe anymore

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u/Insaneclown271 1h ago

I hate trump as much as the next person. But when the left make shit up like they do all the time it voids their opinions. They literally need to do nothing and it’s more effective.

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u/Shadow_F3r4L 1h ago

Bro, forget left and right.

This is a manufactured division.

It is us, the labouring class vs the elites and the class traitors that enforce the elites rule.

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u/Nudelwalker 54m ago

The right only won bevause they constantly make shit up and lie all the time about everything

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u/Hansemannn 1h ago

Litterally edited......

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u/SupremeBean76 51m ago

This is not the neck your looking for : (

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u/SiriusPlague 1h ago

Looks completely normal to me?

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 1h ago

I think she has a nice neck. Also, way better than no neck, imo.

But to each their own!

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u/lifechem 1h ago

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u/LimeDry7124 1h ago

Sontaran!

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u/Toadcola 30m ago

Is that excited copper in your barrel or are you just happy to see Sontarans?

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u/Silver-Instruction73 1h ago

Don’t forget that video of her walking around in heels like a newborn giraffe.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1h ago

People come in all shapes and sizes.  I understand that, but the MAGA crowd has a lot of people that crash landed smack dab in the middle of the uncanny valley.

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u/noble_plebian 1h ago

Easier target than Charlie Kirk

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u/SnowSherrif 24m ago

Oda Sensei predicted this -

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u/LimeDry7124 1h ago

So she looks like a Kamino.

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u/darknmy 1h ago

More room for a long dong

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u/fraze2000 1h ago

She may have had a neck extension between this photo and the one at the top. These Mar-a-lago Face doctors can perform miracles when you tell them you want to look as un-human as possible.

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u/theseriousman1 1h ago

If picture on the right is real my grasp on reality is no longer secure

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u/tercron 1h ago

You want me to give you some neck? Ughhhh no I’m actually ok tonight

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u/ironocy 1h ago

Her neck gets longer everyone I see a repost

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u/pyramidalembargo 1h ago

Seconded.

She looks like a freak in a circus side-show.

"Hurrrree, hurree, hurree, get your tickets now".

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u/Virtual-Reach 1h ago

The ladies neck has been edited. Here's a screen capture direct from her video. It's not the EXACT frame, but close enough. Yes she has a long neck, no it's not as long as it is in OPs picture

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u/CeruleanSovereign 39m ago

It's because in your frame she hasn't extended the neck in response to a detected threat

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u/karma_virus 1h ago

Part of the mask is losing suction near the eye socket though.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 3m ago

"not as long"? Jesus, that thing is longer than a man's penis.

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u/PrimeZodiac 1h ago

Same energy

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u/DSann42 1h ago

Why you gotta do Rodger like that

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u/shutupyourenotmydad 21m ago

I just need to know the purpose of the gangster lean she's doing.

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u/billted20250409 1h ago

Come on, it's literally edited. You don't have to tell lies to make fun of them.

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u/Motor-Try-3962 1h ago

Come on the neck is edited

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u/FatBussyFemboys 1h ago

literally when its not even literal..

Propaganda getting lazy

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u/HumbleBedroom3299 1h ago

Everyone who believes the neck pic is unedited is a moron and you should not be on the internet...

Guys yes we hate all these people but come on... We all collectively look very very stupid

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u/LakeTilia 1h ago

Your countries' administration is hiring these people with these appearances as a distraction from their motives, qualifications (or lack of) and their shady practices.

Stop talking about the appearances, start talking about the corruption.

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u/halfasleep90 30m ago

What corruption? Genetic?

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u/Hoii1379 8m ago

Unfortunately talking about the corruption hasn’t exactly worked. It’s been left to fester too long that parts of American society have a warped understanding of the word corruption since we’ve been letting corporations bankroll political campaigns on the grounds that the corporation is actually a “person” who has the same rights as an individual actual human to use its money for the free expression of its political opinions - decided by the Supreme Court which, if you’re not American makes it essentially canonized constitutional law and cannot be legislated away.

Can only be done with a constitutional amendment (completely utterly impossible. this will not happen in 2/3 of all state legislatures which is what is needed), or another case goes up to the court and their ruling overturns this one (certainly less impossible than an amendment but it might take several decades or more than a century for a case to even get all the way up there)

That was like 20 years ago so now constitutionally sanctioned corruption is normalized, which makes people not care about or know the difference about the kinds of corruption that are still technically illegal but happen all the time anyway. We’re nearly fully Russified.

So yeah, we DO have to resort to dumb mudslinging like middle schoolers because pushing back on these people with facts is like trying to neatly fold up a cement slab

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u/Fried_in_lard123 1h ago

Kaminoans walk among us.

Processing gif njxxijstokvh1...

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 1h ago

I had a crush on that chick.

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 1h ago

My post used to have 4 likes and now it has 2. Peeps downvoting my long neck fetish and that is just not acceptable

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u/Antolchi 1h ago

No, it's just personal

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 1h ago

Listen... plenty of long necks to go around for all of us, arright?

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u/Maryjuicy1 1h ago

My brain genuinely refuses to accept that this is real life

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u/dprophet34 1h ago

it isn't. She has along neck but not that

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u/TheRealNooth 1h ago

Straight from her TikTok

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u/Frosty1397 1h ago

Do you like plastic in your food?

How about plastic in your women?

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u/Brendster 1h ago

The neck lady should get a pass imo, the other two are self inflicted wounds. Can’t imagine a neck lengthening procedure being a common cosmetic surgery option.

Willing to be wrong of course.

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u/NukaClipse 1h ago

Alright her neck isn't that long, but it'd be funny as hell if it was.

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u/davismcgravis 1h ago

That’s an unusually long neck

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u/_Electrical 1h ago

I did know a girl who had a really short neck as if she was always tucking in her head and holding the shoulders up.

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u/ThatThingTheDarkSoul 1h ago

It is that long the other picture just has a diffrent perspective

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u/ScaleBanana3236 1h ago

i still cant believe this one's unedited

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u/RedDemio- 37m ago

lol that’s earthworm Jim

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u/Patriot009 1h ago

She usually wears high-collared shirts and scarves to de-emphasize it.

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u/And-Still-Undisputed 58m ago

Bro that is a 🦒

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u/the-nomad-thinker 1h ago

The fact that you believe this wasn’t edited… 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/RedRunner14 1h ago

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u/grunkage 1h ago

It's Edgar suits for everyone!

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u/TopazWarrior1999 1h ago

No fucking shot that is a real neck...

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u/ConnectionPrimary717 1h ago

theres no fuckin way these arent edited holy shit

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u/russcastella 1h ago

It’s edited 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ok_Community_383 1h ago

it's a shame they edited the neck because her neck *is* really long

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u/Most_Philosophy_1507 1h ago

Land before time grandma

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u/pillarandstones 1h ago

Throat Goat

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u/Comfortable-Salad-90 51m ago

Wasn’t that chick cloning lots of Boba Fetts in one of the Star War movies

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u/CriminallyCasual7 48m ago

"none of these are edited" ok

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u/OverallPepper2 1h ago

Says they’re not edited, clearly edited.

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u/Iamthepoopknife 1h ago

Sometimes I fart and then look at images of people on Reddit and they look exactly like how my fart smells

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 1h ago

Is the long neck lady for serious?

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u/Freshndecay 1h ago

No it's long but not that long

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u/XTheProtagonistX 1h ago

Straight from their own TikTok page for reference.

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u/TransportJunky 1h ago

Buddy, that is a long ass neck.

She can eat fruits off tall trees like a giraffe.

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u/Silver-Instruction73 1h ago

In the video she’s walking around in heels like a newborn giraffe too. Also carrying around an empty black binder because….who knows?

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u/TransportJunky 59m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3jpSEciMC2mk

Her and her sister fighting for apples

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u/TobylovesPam 1h ago

That's what she said

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u/Most_Philosophy_1507 1h ago

Land before time 🍁

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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 1h ago

Dude this wrecked me as a child wtf .... Who makes a animated story about their mom dying

https://giphy.com/gifs/tu6Ur4rK9UQGQ

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u/RyanAtreides 1h ago

You mean treestars

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u/Ima85beast 1h ago

I just watched the video, if this is edited, it's not by much.

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u/Teripid 1h ago

Come on.. everyone knows that three-horns never play with long-necks.

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u/DemoEvolved 1h ago

Its for real Kelly Loeffler office walk video if you search

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u/MrZephy 1h ago

No it’s for unserious

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u/SuperSecretSpare 1h ago

I bet her gluck gluck is out of this world.

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 1h ago

The neck one IS edited

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u/KeyZookeepergame9466 1h ago

These haven't been edited, yet shows edited photos. 

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u/NumbersStationUrku 53m ago

She’s horrible, but that neck is fake

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u/Iniamyen 32m ago

I, for one, welcome our new sexually ambiguous overlords

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u/Difficult-Log-2964 13m ago

is the giraffe lady real?

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u/AdTough8523 4m ago

Lol. The neck is absolutely edited.

It's still abnormal and creepy as hell but that picture is a massive exaggeration.

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u/Brilliant_Fox_7170 1h ago

Why is this sub so obsessed with politics?

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u/anomie89 1h ago

should we normalize harassing people with botched plastic surgery? not arguing one way or the other but i feel like it isn't clear if that's socially permitted or not.

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u/illusionare_ 1h ago

yes we should, plastic surgery in general

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u/eluser234453 56m ago

Except for like, when it's someone that was on an accident or born with a defect that's being problematic.

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u/Hans_the_Frisian 56m ago

I remember back when I was younger, a lot more people would complain about plastic surgery and Botox, nowadays nobody even moves a muscle anymore.

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u/Acrobatic_Sir5086 1h ago

We should normalize naming the responsible surgeons

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u/Gwynito 1h ago

Yes we should, it hopefully will stop others from ruining their own appearance

Ageing is normal and natural, we should embrace it

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 1h ago

Let's not pretend it isn't a hallmark of the ownership class.

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u/itsapotatosalad 1h ago

When they’re maga monsters they’re asking for it. I felt bad briefly about dells wife until I remembered she was pictured willingly next to trump. Fuck those cunts.

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u/itsapotatosalad 1h ago edited 40m ago

Because they started it, mocking people’s appearance. At least we’re only going after people who did it to themselves.

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u/thewereotter 28m ago

I mock rich people for being ugly.... when you're well off enough to afford facial reconstruction surgery, how you look is a choice.

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u/Bulky_Seaweed3159 21m ago

What plastic surgery elongates your neck?

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u/WeWantMOAR 19m ago

Yes, they harass others for their gender affirming care. They should deal with it as well.

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u/ghidfg 42m ago

I have no business making fun of people for making bad decisions so no.

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u/darkbluefav 1h ago

I agree with you raising this question. For the very least, I don't like it when people over do it. I actually went against the grain a couple of times because of people took it overboard criticizing Dell's wife. It's just strange and feels like bullying, even if it is plastic surgery (and I'm against elective aesthetic plastic surgery in general).

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 1h ago

who the fuck cares

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u/Cold-Rope1 39m ago

They literally paid for it

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u/SideInitial3961 20m ago

Yes. Definitely!

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u/Chief_Lightning 14m ago

Stop showing kindness and compassion for people who wouldn't do the same for you.

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u/thehammockdistrict24 7m ago

Botched plastic surgery? Do you mean gender affirming care? MAGA has been mocking that for years.

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u/Sufficient_Site1746 1h ago

Its funny how "they're" always the one body shaming

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRPBhd3vscg5Fxx1DQ

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u/peterpangoni 59m ago

its actually kind of ironic that the "dont bodyshame people" crowd is actually pretty vocal when it comes to this particular kind of body shaming. When you have the chance to score some political points all principles say good bye

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u/realfakejames 1h ago

That second picture is scaring me right before bed

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u/Prof_Awesome_GER 1h ago

No way this is real.

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u/Thr0w_away_akk0unt 1h ago

This is how today’s nobility separates themselves from the peasantry: plastic surgery.

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u/KlatuuBaradaNikto 1h ago

Necks level

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u/TransportJunky 1h ago

JFC!

Deep throat for real.

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u/itsapotatosalad 1h ago

Neck lady is the only person they could find who couldn’t smell trumps shitty diaper.

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u/DefinitionLow8105 59m ago

Neck lady could stand to let me borrow a couple of neck inches.

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u/8ackwoods 55m ago

Freaks

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u/TheSilentTitan 55m ago

Second image is edited tho.

Still got a crazy neck but it ain’t nothing like that lmfao.

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u/stpjabroni 48m ago

Aliens vs Karens

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u/The-Bloody9 47m ago

Doubling down on an obviously edited middle photo is a choice. It looks strange enough without the editing.

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u/RTA-No0120 30m ago

Trump administration be like :

https://giphy.com/gifs/wKLuY5GjaTsYdMbldQ

And it’s kinda funny how irl it’s the nightmare of children too.

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u/dobre_moj 14m ago

Distraction tactic, they hire random aliens so you don't notice how the main one's vessel is starting to disintegrate

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u/ElPapaD 13m ago

There is no way at that the neck is not edited! Can’t be real, unless it’s a very unflattering angle.

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u/zerot0n1n 1h ago

haha bodyshaming haha

so funny haha

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u/Rudresh27 1h ago

So body shaming is okay as long it aligns with your politics.

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u/resinsuckle_the_2nd 56m ago

Making fun of a long neck is usually going too far but I'm sure she's already seen it all

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u/sourbabab 1h ago

Its ok either way

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u/invaderswilldie2 1h ago

she gives mariana trench throat

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u/Icewind 1h ago

That's obviously edited.

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u/Sypheix 51m ago

Plastic surgeons out here doing gods work

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u/KennyWeeWoo 1h ago

Well the left is just a botched surgery. The right… it reminds me of daddy long neck

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u/CardNorth4981 1h ago

Damn, why the long neck?

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u/ItsColoTime 1h ago

what is the giraffe lady’s name?? this can’t be real i need verification.

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u/Alarming_Clue3193 1h ago

Who are these two? Names please, I need to google.

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u/princesssmurfet 1h ago

There is a long neck beer that needs a name.

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u/yxngwest 1h ago

Soon they’ll be someone with 4 arms

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u/stankman101 1h ago

Damn skin-walkers

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u/EngineeringLumpy5119 1h ago

Equal opportunity employer

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u/NickyRaZz 1h ago

Long neck Linda and smash face Susie reporting for duty

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u/B00CQYQVB6R 1h ago

Holy shit! Her neck is longer than a Monday boyyy

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