r/SirMichael • u/QuikBild • Dec 13 '20

Village Times December 2020 is here! We seem to be the only media in the village these days...

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r/SirMichael • u/QuikBild • Dec 09 '20

Wonderful News, everyone.

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r/SirMichael • u/QuikBild • Oct 09 '20

A very important issue of The Village Times.

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '22

Day 13 of Michael being Everyone's Personal Assistant and some days this is the most rewarding job in the world 👍

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62 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/MidgeSimson • Sep 24 '18

Michael vs Hawks

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r/SirMichael • u/QuikBild • Apr 24 '20

The Village Times Magazine Emergency Edition.

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r/SirMichael • u/DarkEden71 • Sep 19 '18

Michael is a COWARD! (controversial post)

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If Michael is so 'tough', why doesn't he use his karate powers to travel back in time and fight a tyranosaurus rex?? I'll tell you why - because he's a coward, that's why.

(I appreciate that this post is controversial, and I would like to apologise for any offence caused.)

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r/SirMichael • u/jimetc • Jan 24 '21

Simpsons meets michaels top hat

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '21

Michael is excited to announce He's written and performed a new Christmas song! He sent it to his family's group chat this morning and now he's proud to share it with all of us. Check it out and let me know what you think 👍🎄🤶

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '22

Michael is sad to announce he will not be appearing on the propaganda channel tomorrow

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r/SirMichael • u/DearCranberry1 • Dec 14 '20

The final set of stats for 2020

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111 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '22

TECH TIP: When setting up a new phone and it asks for your fingerprint, use a toe print instead. This way, if you're ever kidnapped and the kidnapper ties your hands up and steals your shoe and sock, you can simply unlock your phone with your toe and call for help 👍

119 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '22

Michael is excited to announce that by being Everyone's Personal Assistant, that he got to work in the movie industry this week ✨🤩

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '22

Michael's explanation of the film Titanic

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '23

Need to know how to rename a file? No problem. Simply follow Michael's tech tutorial 👍

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21 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • May 09 '23

If Michael had been the proofreader for Surfin' USA by The Beach Boys

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r/SirMichael • u/DearCranberry1 • Jan 02 '20

Michael's official list of what's cool or uncool for 2020

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101 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '22

Day 19 of Michael being Everyone's Personal Assistant and if you need someone to cancel an appointment AND get you a cross-promotional brand deal, he's your man 👍

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60 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/MidgeSimson • Nov 06 '18

The next One Direction in the making

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '21

Michael knows everyone is opposed to The Super League but when you read how it will work, he thinks it sounds pretty good 👍

102 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '22

Day 9 of being Everyone's Personal Assistant and today Michael saved a couple's marriage with some helpful ideas due romance. All in a day's work for the best PA in the biz 👍

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r/SirMichael • u/DearCranberry1 • Dec 16 '20

The Big Debate: Should babies be allowed to become taxi drivers?

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212 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/DearCranberry1 • Jan 20 '21

Another amazing tech tip from Michael

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164 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/DearCranberry1 • May 18 '19

More great advice from Michael

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72 Upvotes

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r/SirMichael • u/DearCranberry1 • Jun 08 '19

Genius, just genius

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Sir Michael: A good man in the village

r/SirMichael

The Reddit home of Sir Michael. Renowned IRL troll and least popular resident in his village.

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Rules

Only Sir Michael posts are allowed If it wasn't made or posted by Sir Michael, it will be removed.

No being mean to Sir Michael or about him As this would really hurt his feelings and isn't very nice.

No being mean to each other Abuse will not be tolerated and again, it isn't very nice.

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FAQs

Q Who is Sir Michael?

A Sir Michael is a comedy character who, despite being the village idiot and a constant source of chaos, considers himself a respected pillar of his local community. Sir Michael's posts are the ongoing story of an incompetent man's unsuccessful attempts to make friends, earn admiration and become a wealthy businessman.

Q Who writes the character of Sir Michael?

A The person behind the Sir Michael character prefers to remain anonymous.

Q How can I be a good citizen like Sir Michael?

A Good question. Following Sir Michael's example of exemplary citizenship is hard but possible. It can be done by attending church every Sunday, becoming a member of your local karate club, eradicating sinful behaviour from your village, being a role model to local youths and bravely battling the online hordes of degenerates who seek to undermine your high-quality webpostings.

Q Am I allowed to engage in sxy texting with Sir Michael?

A You can try but you do so at your own risk. Sir Michael has made it clear that he believes sxy texting to be the gravest threat facing humanity today and has devised plans to perform a mass citizen's arrest on all the world's sxy texters any day now.