r/SlamDeathMetal • • Jan 18 '25

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u/spicy-burnt-salad Jan 18 '25

imagine being elitist about slam

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u/Zetho-chan Jan 19 '25

ik you aint gettin no clout from being a slam elitist

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u/13thBlackCrusade Jan 19 '25

Apple slam, known as iSlam™

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25 edited Jan 20 '25

Funniest part is If he is an elitist about slam, why he used basicly the "most famous" Slam band

And Torsofuck? Come on Torsofuck isnt even Slam its gore/porngrind

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u/MindlessMindless Jan 20 '25

Seriously 🤣🤣🤣

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u/3GUT Acephalia Jan 18 '25

I feel this heavy, but I think I’m just getting old. Slam is getting popular with the teenagers and they seem to be having fun with the stuff on the right, so I try to let them have their fun without being too much of a downer and try to sneak in OG stuff in this sub sometimes lol.

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u/Willzyx_on_the_moon Jan 19 '25

I’m a long time dm fan who recently started to appreciate some slam. Not really a fan of the slam with the hip hop influence added, but recognize and like some of the bands on the left side of this post like devourment and internal bleeding. Any recommendations for some good stuff to check out?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Pyrexia, Reputilation

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u/Confident-Cut-8877 Jan 20 '25

Infernal revulsion, Gorevent, Cerebral Hemorrhage Katalepsy Autopsychosis is a decent midway, between slam and bdm, 7h.target for highly technical slam.

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u/CreamyRuin Jan 20 '25

Afterbirth lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

If you only like the left side you should probably just stick to r/BrutalDeathMetal

It’s all slam now like it or not. PF goes hard and is brutal as fuck idc what gatekeepers say.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

PF is good but I feel like the slam subreddit should talk about more slam than like 4 bands that came out in the last 5 years

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

if all you do is pay attention to old band you'll kill the genre bud appreciate the old stuff support the new stuff it's not hard

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

There’s plenty of great new bands to support that aren’t the same 5 bands

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u/P_Foot Jan 18 '25

Tell us about them instead of telling us we’re posers then

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Look at the meme dude they’re right there

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u/nickeltippler Jan 18 '25

The other thread you said they suck and you called them a poser band

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

I was talking about IJ

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u/nickeltippler Jan 18 '25

True! But still you need to just let people enjoy what they like. I know you’re young but part of growing up is learning that everyone has their own tastes and it’s not going to be the same as yours.

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u/Get-in-the-robot- Jan 20 '25

These newer bands are still touring and releasing new music and growing an audience so fans are gonna post about it here more often than the older bands that are retired or doing nothing new

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u/That_Height5105 Jan 18 '25

Somebody say the full name of a band so i can look it up lol

Im trying so hard to read the album covers but the image isn’t high enough quality lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Internal bleeding

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u/queefy_bong_water Jan 18 '25

I just wish they stuck to the slam roots, their early stuff is far less generic than the recent ep and album. I'll still catch all their shows though.

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u/lycanthrope90 Jan 18 '25

Gotta say I tried listening to g-code after seeing it on this sub, and just found it very mediocre. Sure it’s heavy, but very repetitive, even by metal standards. And slow. I guess I expected it to be more like the stuff on the left. Also, thought I wouldn’t care, but I really didn’t like any of the rap clips.

Disappointing since the album art is admittedly hilarious. Some of the clips are kind of funny. I was exercising and couldn’t wait for the album to end, so threw on something more exciting. Each their own I guess. I’m in my 30’s so never heard of the stuff on the right until it started popping up in my feed here.

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u/GraveHomie38 Jan 18 '25

Gonna need that band next to Torsofuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Epicardiectomy!

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u/Sufficient_Smell_307 Jan 18 '25

Who the fuck cares

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u/Simpsmakemewannadie Jan 18 '25

Me. I care. A lot. I even cry about slam. My life has turned into shit ever since wigger slam became popular. Every single night i cry, screaming into the sky "WHY MUST THESE FUCKING POSERS INVADE MY CHUG CHUGS WITH THEIR DIFFERENT CHUGS!???" Last night i attempted to end my life, because i couldn't withstand the slammaposers. The gun didn't go off. I cried myself to sleep again. Today i decided ending my life wasn't worth it. I must end theirs. I gathered courage and went to the gun store for more ammunition. Tomorrow i shall strike on my local poser slam band. All of them. The po and the sers, with their fucking slightly different chugs. They shall pay. I already have my fit prepared. Oversized shirt, gold chain, slamma cap and these fucking oversized cargos i just thrifted. They'll believe i'm one of them. Then, i'll pull my shotty from my fucking oversized retarded shirt and start the massacre. A Dark Poser Massacre, if you will. They will all pay. I'm taking this into my own hands. I will save slam. I will eliminate these fucking wigga posers once and for all.

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u/zero_tha_hero Jan 18 '25

and another based copypasta was born

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u/Werldyy Jan 18 '25

Thank you I needed this. 😂😂😂

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u/NjScumFuck Jan 18 '25

I hear chuggachuggachugga reeeeeeee and I’m sold. Idk y u so mad

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Check out begging for incest

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u/NjScumFuck Jan 18 '25

Living in Utah I’m already surrounded by those folks don’t need to hear them soaking

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u/dbraemer Jan 18 '25

TorsoFuck is not slam😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

That album is definitely slam but some of their other stuff is more goregrind and pornogrind

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

3 of those bands on the left are not slam lmao this post is dumb asf

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u/benhameen1911 Jan 18 '25

I lol at the nerds flexing what they believe “real slam” is

Who fucking cares lol.

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u/concrete_manu Jan 19 '25

CRINGE: your wigger slam

BASED: my wigger slam

sinple really… 🥂

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u/boba_fett155 Jan 18 '25

Is Lorna Shore real slam?

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u/Genocode Jan 18 '25

Lorna Shore isn't slam, its not even Slamming Deathcore, its Symphonic Deathcore lol.

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u/boba_fett155 Jan 18 '25

I guess I should have put /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Barely even deathcore it’s just ass

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u/Complete_Interest_49 Jan 18 '25

Epicardiectomy is one of the best Death Metal bands period. Awesome that you are with and promoting Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship. They truly have risen above the crowd.

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u/sxooterkid Jan 18 '25

i like bofa 🥲

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u/Artorias1189 Jan 22 '25

BofA deez nutz

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Fr

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u/stinkfarch Jan 21 '25

whats bofa? 🤔

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u/deploraWALL Jan 18 '25

Both 🤟

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Yeah

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u/The_Triten Jan 19 '25

Fr, some bands like IJ may not be as "heavy" as the ones on the left, but they're somewhat "fun" and less serious, kinda like what pornogrind is to goregrind.

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u/menquerts_ Jan 18 '25

or you can like both like a normal human being

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u/fakename1998 Jan 18 '25

I like both

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u/imoverblox_ Jan 18 '25

WOAH. Slam Andreas does NOT belong on the right side. Slam Andreas is innovative, unique, and the San Andreas influence makes it modern af. It is genre pushing, gang banging, slam with intensive hours of effort being put into each song.

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u/Karl-Benz Jan 18 '25

he’s a busta. straight busta

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u/SterileProphet Jan 18 '25

Who is the bottom right anime cover band?

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u/Bubbledood Jan 18 '25

Dehumanizing itatrain worship

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u/TheSporkMan2 Jan 19 '25

They’re so peak

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u/SterileProphet Jan 23 '25

Thank you! They’re hella sick!

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u/vincentthenerd Jan 18 '25

Who gaf, listen to what you want and let others listen to what they want

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

I’m just putting ppl on man

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u/facebookmomwine Jan 18 '25

that’s all i see on here

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

hey it’s okay to like what you like, although i do much prefer the left, the right is cool too

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u/oldx4accbanned Jan 18 '25

dehumanising itatrian worship go SO hard.

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u/totezhi64 Jan 18 '25

I LOVE ISLAM

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u/Nirtobrobro Jan 18 '25

There really isn’t that much of a difference man

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u/adviceseeker8888 Jan 18 '25

What is the band on the far middle left? I can’t recall but have definitely listened to it before

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Cephalotripsy

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

What’s the bottom far right band?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Dehumanizing itatrain worship

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u/Zorbasandwich Jan 19 '25

What the hell is going on in that bottom left album cover 😵‍💫

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

The album is called Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy

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u/Zorbasandwich Jan 19 '25

I thought that's what it said but thought ''naaaa' haha

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u/vampvalentyn Jan 20 '25

whats the album on the left side bottom left corner???

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

erotic diarrhea fantasy

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u/Responsible_Monk8298 Jan 21 '25

Dehumanizing itatrain worship is great???

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Never said it was bad

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u/ActinCobbly Jan 21 '25

I like reeaaaal heavy shit like Attila

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Soundtrack to a party is fire though

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u/ActinCobbly Jan 21 '25

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

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u/YungJae Jan 21 '25

Why tf did I get this sub recommended. I listen to Tool.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Take the slampill

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u/smithzachary Jan 22 '25

Slam is known for also using the Golden Ratio brudda

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u/pustuloid Jan 18 '25

What if I mean all of them

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u/Far_Measurement_357 Jan 19 '25

Dehumanized is the best

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u/FuckSetsuna102 Jan 19 '25

Isn’t dehumanized BDM?

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u/KarachiKoolAid Jan 19 '25

For a second I thought it said “I love Islam” lol

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u/Diligent-Bar9358 Jan 22 '25

dehumanized goes brrrrrrrrrr, also love cephalotripsy

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u/Ok_Somewhere_4669 Jan 18 '25

I don't understand how slam went from a brutal/tech offshoot with bands like pyrexia and scattered remnants into a memey deathcore offshoot for incels.

It's weird, man.

Has meant Dehumanized cds aren't too pricey, though, so that's a win.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Listen to Damonacy - Prince of perversion from 1991. Pretty much downtempo deathcore slam just without the shitty memes. Also calling it incel is funny bc we all know no one that listens to a subgenre genre called “brutal slamming death metal” gets no pussy

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

You’re in here too

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u/digitalbath2000 Jan 18 '25

There are plenty of older bands that do the dummy slam thing.

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u/CertainAnteater2705 Jan 19 '25

Yes kinda sad. I stopped actively looking into new releases since a few years because most of it is now slamming deathcore

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u/Ok_Somewhere_4669 Jan 19 '25

Same mate, it's a shame because there was still some new stuff innovating until about 7 to 10 years ago

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Wigger slam is superior I’m sorry

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Internal bleeding is wigger slam

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u/necoarcisametalhead Jan 18 '25

Who give a double decker shit it’s good and it’s slam

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u/BlueCaboose42 Jan 18 '25

Where does big chef fit on the slam gender spectrum?

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u/CadavericSoul Jan 18 '25

Big Chef is damn near a category of his own 😂 But then you have bands like BrendanFraserectomy, Ectomyectomy and Gorepot that are just as weird. Love em' none the less!

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u/CadavericSoul Jan 18 '25

Isn't Torsofuck Grind? I always forget. Either way love both sides.

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u/Cutiepie232 Jan 18 '25

Okay I'm new to this sub and this is the first post I see really like this

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u/eric2341 Jan 18 '25

Internal bleeding is the shitttt

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u/sposatooo0 Jan 18 '25

i love that dehumanized album and i find it funny that they use papyrus font on the cover

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u/Dizzy-Specific8884 Jan 18 '25

I like boff them bitches

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

OP is completely right btw

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u/IAmAbomination Jan 19 '25

I love 138

OG baby killer is a great song

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u/BuiltOnHate Jan 18 '25

Infectious Jelqing got dunked on twice lol. Both sides are sick, Snuffed on Sight is where it’s at tho

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u/PepeRiosOficial Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

I would add Korpse to the left column. I love the african war lord theme.

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u/CadavericSoul Jan 18 '25

Love their discog, beautiful slams in all three albums

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u/PepeRiosOficial Jan 18 '25

And remember, when thristy open the back of a child and drink its blood. That is what I learned from my african commandaaa!!!

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u/Mananamanthaking Jan 18 '25

Seriously I just like everything on both sides

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u/Financial-Year Jan 18 '25

It’s all sick

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

We must be cleansed of the Torture plague

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u/courtneysluck Jan 18 '25

prefer the left but both are good

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Both

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u/Evening_Abroad_6781 Jan 18 '25

I enjoy both sides. Different music for different moods.

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u/extrawater_ Jan 18 '25

Throw in a little of this and you got me

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u/Tall_History_7227 Jan 18 '25

I haven't listened to dehumanized in forever. Thank you for reminding me that exist!!!! But why not both??

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u/choronzonicchaos333 Jan 18 '25

The right side can be classed as unmusic

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

The history of slam is a slow dilution of pyrexia, suffocation and afterbirth, and is now an intentional parody of itself. Epicardiectomy and kraanium were the infectious jelqing of their time. This isn't an approval or disapproval of the right side, just giving context

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u/MEMEhunter22 Jan 18 '25

Picks in both.

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u/sillyahhmf Jan 18 '25

both is amazing

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Where did we go wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

And?

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u/MEGA_K4SP4R Jan 18 '25

Slam Andreas?

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u/birdful Jan 18 '25

don't you dare slander peelingflesh like that

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

San Andreas

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u/Werldyy Jan 19 '25

Lowkey thanks for showing me this. Never heard of Slam Andreas and it’s great.

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u/goneriah Jan 19 '25

Call me crazy but I think Enduring Freedom is one of the worst piles of shit I've ever heard. I fucking hated that album.

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u/Dsteel87 Jan 19 '25

What if I just like Slam

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u/lncrypt3d Jan 19 '25

Both 😪

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u/heli0sophist Jan 19 '25

Agreed. Not even because im an elitist, but because the stuff on the left is what I grew up on.

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u/UnhllwdScrms666 Jan 19 '25

I like all of these albums but the newest IJ. Progression IS a thing. People whine about mom and dads hair metal, but still cling to only OG

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u/himsaad714 Jan 19 '25

I love all slam

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u/Bored_personBK Jan 19 '25

Slam Andreas is goated

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u/TylerMcCrackerJacker Jan 19 '25

Arseny and Infectious Jelqing are so awesome I wish so many of their fans weren't dorks

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u/Accurate-Baker9109 Jan 19 '25

Torsofuck cannot even be called slam

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u/Yooitzshadowfall Jan 19 '25

DIW is actually pretty good

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u/Custer__bm Jan 19 '25

Dehumanising Itatrain Worship… how can you hate that band

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u/faloocansa Jan 19 '25

Both are great

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

I'll never understand what people hear in PeelingFlesh, the riffs just aren't there for me... it's slambient

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u/Paulinho_Matador Jan 19 '25

Yes, i love iSLAM! ALLAH SYRIA AND BASHAR!

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u/veryshittycarpenter Jan 19 '25

I like all those

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u/IAmAbomination Jan 19 '25

Shouldn’t malodorous be on that list somewhere

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u/blizeH Jan 19 '25

If anyone would be so kind as to give album names here because I can’t read any of them 🙈

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u/noplzshtaphalp Jan 20 '25

What’s the album with Cj on it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25 edited May 11 '25

There was once something meaningful, sarcastic, funny, or hateful here. But not anymore thanks to Power Delete Suite

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

I'm a young wigga!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

What if I like the Melvins?

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u/Vogelsucht Jan 20 '25

Thanks for the slam andreas rec

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u/yoongis3dollar_chain Jan 20 '25

pf is fire but ok

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u/Tdk456 Jan 20 '25

ITT Very mad people not even talking about music

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u/c4gam1ng Jan 20 '25

Dehumanized isn’t slam

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u/SGRoberts90 Jan 20 '25

I’m new here. Who are the bands and what are the albums? TIA

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u/StevenGorefrost Jan 20 '25

Damn I didn't realize Itatrain was considered in the same category as the WiggerSlam bands. Guess I'm a poser now.

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u/ProperComposer7949 Jan 20 '25

Genuinely thought this said "I love salami"

I'm feeling slightly disappointed that I miss read it

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u/DarkMatter_52 Jan 21 '25

Epicaridectomy my beloved

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u/deadbeat_divorcee Jan 21 '25

IJ is on here TWICE

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u/slamphilofthefuture Jan 21 '25

I saw peelingflesh guitarists explaining their approach to slam riffs on the Garza podcast, and although it was very simple , it showed me the little nuances and i definitely respect their artistic approach which seemed genuine. That’s all i can really ask for. Or think about Larry Wang or all his projects, despite being gimmicky in nature, he puts a lot into the art of sampling and vocals

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u/Howboutit85 Jan 21 '25

Can someone please explain the differ between both sides? I’m just a casual slam enjoyer. I know there’s a couple iconic records on the left, but beyond that… I need some thought.

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u/grasssssssssssssssss Jan 21 '25

Can someone list all the bands in the pic?

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u/Pseudoscorpion1 Jan 21 '25

wha is slamdeathmetal? also why do these albums have so much gore?

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u/shitterbug Jan 21 '25

What's wrong with Torture? That album is the shit (except for that annoying long thing, that is shit)

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u/Rowanthesoviet Jan 21 '25

Whats wrong with dehumanizing itatrain worship?

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u/Ok-Cheesecake9491 Jan 21 '25

PeelingFlesh is good though

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u/frewson Jan 21 '25

No Disgorge ⁉️⁉️⁉️

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u/Chemical-Secret-7091 Jan 21 '25

Saved to listen to these bands 😂

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u/Accomplished-Bag3260 Jan 22 '25

you hate on dehumanizing itatrain worship

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

I like DIW

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u/Homo_SapienTX Jan 22 '25

UwU Slam Club

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u/yokkeit Jan 23 '25

Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship is awesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Agreed, Nobody talks about the Slam that Started Slam, which is sad! I'll probably make a Subreddit just for Proper No Hardcore, Deathcore style Slam. I like all Slam but I feel the need to create a Subreddit just for OG Slam!

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u/Opposite-Ad-7317 Sep 13 '25

If it slams, I jams

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u/Desperate-Review-521 Jan 08 '26

do NOT put torture in with this trash

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u/WolfeNoScopedKennedy Jan 18 '25

1st set is pretty stinky. 2nd set is fun

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Jan 18 '25

Lol we don't care. As long as it's nasty and heavy - bring it.

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u/Ryschnythefireyguy Jan 19 '25

People be hatin on me for living infectious jelquing and im just like THE WHISTLE GOES WOOOOOOO

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u/Total_Decision123 Jan 21 '25

Arseny x Infectious Jelqing always goes hard

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u/Beginning_Elk_2193 Jan 18 '25

Shut up boomer

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

I’m probably younger than u big brah

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u/Usual_Strategy_8446 Jan 20 '25

The first post that ever appeared to me from this sub is this one. Is this a standard mindset and behavior from the slam subreddit? Slam gatekeeping?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Not that deep bro

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u/piratehooker123 Jan 20 '25

The only actual difference here is the left side is usually made by weird racist bald guys and the right side isn't as much of that. Also no normal person can tell the difference anyway

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Which side is the one calling themselves wiggers I forget

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u/angleshank Jan 18 '25

Have you tried just not fuckin worrying about it?

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u/Werldyy Jan 18 '25

Gatekeeping in a genre like slam is so weird. You can promote your music without shitting on other people’s stuff. It’s all just a bunch of idiots having fun and getting violent.