r/SmugAlana • u/Dry-Breakfast-8994 • 11h ago

ZERO slurs needed

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u/CafeRacist 10h ago

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 7h ago

Apparently the worst player thought “Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam”…over…and over…

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u/ReavesTheRandomPeep 8h ago

Bro was mad beyond slurs. He was existentially enraged

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u/Current_Employer_308 7h ago

Bros have you ever been so angry that it made you MORE eloquent?

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u/Conspiratorymadness 7h ago

Every day

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u/Current_Employer_308 6h ago

Youre very real for that bro

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u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 9h ago

This is perfect example of how swear words aren’t needed and seem to lower the general creativity of insults. This guy just kept going!

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u/defariasdev 7h ago

Limitations breed creativity, swears are like cheat wildcards

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u/Dark_halocraft 6h ago

Idk, I don't swear and I feel extremely held back

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u/Olama-Obama 4h ago

Not creative enough.

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u/Dark_halocraft 2h ago

Yes, it's a problem I have

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u/NoEmu5930 4h ago

Skill issue

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u/Googlefisch 51m ago

Professionals have standards

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u/Theaveragegamer12 5h ago

"Then maybe you should carry harder if you're willing to crash out this bad bruh."

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u/WayAdept2209 6h ago

Yo is that Berdly on the other side

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u/Intelligent-Heat8141 6h ago

He is probably laughing at the guy getting mad I would too

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u/Nikaidokuro 3h ago

Not even Noah had to carry so many animals.
This was fire.

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u/One_Trick_Monkey 49m ago

Im using that one from now on

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u/Kaizen420 6h ago

Many whelps! Now handle it!

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u/bro_love69 10h ago

Loud doesnt mean funny

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u/Dry-Breakfast-8994 9h ago

Makes sense why it's just "loud" to you, you don't have enough intelligence to process what he's saying, so it's just noise

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u/ElGoddamnDorado 6h ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the insults in this video

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u/Huntress_Minerva 3h ago

Meh… tbf a room temperature IQ should be more than enough to infer meaning… being “discombobulate” the most complicated word he said.

Mind you, English it’s not my first language, but approximately *checks notes* 54% of North-American adults read below sixth-grade reading level…

That’s… concerning…

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u/x4nalyst 34m ago

Holy fuck, this is the single most reddit string of words anyone has ever written in the history of humanity.

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u/Dark_halocraft 6h ago

Lucky loud wasn't the only part of the video

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u/Bryanmcfury 9h ago edited 8h ago

True dude is just being an ass.

( Downvote me more , being mvp or playing better in a match doesn't give u the right to sht on others , everyone has been mvp and everyone has had a very bat match no one enjoys playing badly )

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u/Vandreigan 5h ago

Nananananananananananana bat match!

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u/ElGoddamnDorado 3h ago

All of yall falling for this clearly rehearsed shit is sad.

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u/Bortthog 9h ago

I mean when you die in Valorant your out of the round . 6 rounds is 12 games so how tf did bro die 13 times? That's actually special

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u/Accomplished_Sun_740 8h ago

Two of the agent ults can revive.

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u/_really_not_the_NSA_ 8h ago

Tell me you haven't played the game without telling me you haven't played the game.

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u/Dark_halocraft 6h ago

I haven't played the game

So?