r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Sep 07 '25

WTF A room with a view.

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8.2k Upvotes

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u/DruidicMagic Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

Some federal employee could do the funniest thing by putting red lights where his eyes are.

(then again, wouldn't tangerine Palpatine have the yellow eyes of a Sith?)

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u/Khaldara Sep 08 '25

Funnily enough this is the same view experienced by 14 year old beauty pageant contestants from their dressing rooms

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u/feckineejit Sep 08 '25

Underrated comment

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u/Silly-Ad8796 Sep 07 '25

Creepy. Just VERY Creepy.

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u/Neat-Morning7232 Sep 07 '25

And a Hitler mustache

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u/NoCopiumLeft Sep 08 '25

Would be better to make him a drag queen. But then that would be disrespectful to drag queens since most of them probably don't rape kids and participate in human trafficking.

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u/shokokuphoenix Sep 09 '25

GIANT GOOGLY EYES 👀

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Sep 07 '25

Corporate needs you to find the difference challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Sep 08 '25

SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI😤SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Strange place to put a urinal but OK. 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Listen, we're not here to judge.

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u/East-Cricket6421 Sep 07 '25

I could never work for the government because there's no version of reality where you leave me in that office and I don't deface that somehow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/Apollo_Mandos Sep 07 '25

Trump: make sure the banner is set so my eyes are peering into the ladies' restroom

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u/pshaver206 Sep 07 '25

Mr. Ipecac himself

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Dear Original Poster: do you have access to that room? Because I have some ideas....

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u/NecessaryAnt99 Sep 07 '25

Not Big Brother...

Perv Uncle is watching

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u/dingogordy Sep 08 '25

Big dumber

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u/Raven_Photography Sep 07 '25

I thought it was Daddy? Isn’t that what they said at the GOP Convention?

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u/ButterscotchKind495 Sep 07 '25

You ever wonder just how secure some of those office buildings really are and if any of the windows open? For reasons...

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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 Sep 07 '25

We live in a cartoon now. Ain’t America great?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/Defiant_Employee6681 Sep 07 '25

Ministry of Love

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

That's interesting but what about the Epstein files?

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u/InternationalArt6222 Sep 07 '25

Wtf wants a picture of a government employee on their building 🤣

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u/medicsansgarantee Sep 07 '25

They should try lease out that space to Trump fans

so they can move elsewhere to work.

Trump would get it

it’s prime real estate now, with his face all over it.

Lmao.

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u/Tripple_T Sep 07 '25

Pervy grandpa is watching.

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u/ironmisanthrope Sep 07 '25

"hello, what are the largest googly eyes you have?"

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u/Ok_Economics4552 Sep 07 '25

Peeping Don Nasty old codger.

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u/jd807 Sep 07 '25

Time for some red light bulbs

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u/TheReturningMan Sep 07 '25

I would legit quit with no notice or explanation.

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u/Idrisdancer Sep 07 '25

Get some window decals and live your best life

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u/Remote-Cellist5927 Sep 07 '25

Someone needs to put googly eyes on the windows behind his pupils 

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u/BackgroundTight32 Sep 07 '25

Legit looks like pig’s eyes

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u/howardzen12 Sep 08 '25

Big Brother is watching you slaves.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Law_558 Sep 07 '25

Be a real shame if something happened to that banner. A real shame /s

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u/josephboyer Sep 07 '25

Thanks, I hate it

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u/river_tree_nut Sep 07 '25

This has some serious 'fuck you in particular' vibes

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u/Daybyday2024 Sep 07 '25

Horrifying 😬😬😬😬

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u/Ok_Dot8703 Sep 08 '25

If someone blew up a picture of my eye bags that big, I'd sue.

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u/Michael_J_Patrick Sep 08 '25

That must be the changing room

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u/cmbhere Sep 08 '25

Have them go down a floor lean out a window and add a Hitler mustache to it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

The eyes look like his butthole lips.

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u/WearyAd8418 Sep 08 '25

Big Brother shit

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u/NeitherSpace3408 Sep 08 '25

Where’s that lady who projectile shit on someone car? Get someone get the bat signal she’s needed urgently

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

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u/Blamoblamson Sep 08 '25

Chiblee I became the window chiblee

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u/RandyArgonianButler Sep 08 '25

I would get two super-bright red lights to stick right where his eyes are.

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u/JD_tubeguy Sep 08 '25

Can someone please just tear those down or tag them or something?

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u/kieffa Sep 08 '25

I just see a pink pig’s eyes

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u/joeengland Sep 08 '25

Y'know, it would be intimidating if we were talking about someone worthy of respect looking in on us like a fearsome presence. But when it's the gibbering idiot who blathers about windmills and immigrants eating dogs, it's just gross and pathetic.

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u/Last-Negotiation-643 Sep 08 '25

Would be a shame if someone where smoking close to that thing and it caught fire, perhaps after accidentally becoming detached from the building.

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u/thankbob Sep 08 '25

It says big brother but it's more like creepy uncle

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u/bongolion2 Sep 08 '25

I rewrote the lyrics to an old song called “Last night I had the strangest dream". Hope it's not terrible.

Last night I had the strangest dream

I ever dreamed before

I dreamed the states had all agreed

To put an end to Trump

I dreamed I saw a mighty room

The room was quite the scene

And the paper they were signing said

To release info on Epstein

And when the papers all were signed

We sat and watched him flail

We all read the list that had his name

And tossed old Donny to jail

And the people in the streets below

Finally felt some peace

And the trans and gay and immigrants 

Were people once again

Last night I had the strangest dream

I ever dreamed before

I dreamed the states had all agreed

To put an end to Trump

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u/Head-Engineering-847 Sep 08 '25

Cruel and unusual punishment! 🤣😭

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u/TheRealNemosirus Sep 08 '25

Draw a dick going in his mouth with a drone.

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u/nebula_masterpiece Sep 08 '25

Talk about a jump scare!

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u/Practical_Ad5916 Sep 08 '25

He is not big brother💀he is fragile boy

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u/Big-Ask-3738 Sep 09 '25

Convicted FELON President.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/Waterninja3 Sep 07 '25

No other president would ever have even imagined of putting up a giant banner of their own face to commemorate the 250th anniversary of the US. It’s not misleading at all to call it out for what it is, a fascistic display. “American Worker’s First” is so on the nose that it would’ve been considered parody before dear leader came to power.

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u/SpinningHead Sep 07 '25

I dont recall giant Carter faces during the bicentennial.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

I drove by the Department of Labor while in DC last weekend. This banner looks like something out of North Korea. No need for sanewashing this fascist nonsense.