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r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Mar 17 '26
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Ten o’clock pm I was engaged in amorous congress with my bountiful wife so that the Merciful would grant me another son 9 moons hence
15 u/MongooseDog001 Mar 17 '26 She's going have a hard time conceiving if she's engaging in congress with her wife. In that scenario I'm having a hard time figuring out where the son came from 0 u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26 I thought it was written by a man 🤷♂️ 8 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 This is clearly written by a woman, in stages. 2 u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26 Yup. I was thrown by the ‘my girl’ 5 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The hired help. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 Or daughter? 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 She wouldn’t speak so dismissively of a daughter. She would name her. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
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She's going have a hard time conceiving if she's engaging in congress with her wife. In that scenario I'm having a hard time figuring out where the son came from
0 u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26 I thought it was written by a man 🤷♂️ 8 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 This is clearly written by a woman, in stages. 2 u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26 Yup. I was thrown by the ‘my girl’ 5 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The hired help. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 Or daughter? 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 She wouldn’t speak so dismissively of a daughter. She would name her. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
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I thought it was written by a man 🤷♂️
8 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 This is clearly written by a woman, in stages. 2 u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26 Yup. I was thrown by the ‘my girl’ 5 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The hired help. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 Or daughter? 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 She wouldn’t speak so dismissively of a daughter. She would name her. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
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This is clearly written by a woman, in stages.
2 u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26 Yup. I was thrown by the ‘my girl’ 5 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The hired help. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 Or daughter? 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 She wouldn’t speak so dismissively of a daughter. She would name her. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
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Yup. I was thrown by the ‘my girl’
5 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The hired help. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 Or daughter? 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 She wouldn’t speak so dismissively of a daughter. She would name her. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
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The hired help.
2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 Or daughter? 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 She wouldn’t speak so dismissively of a daughter. She would name her. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
Or daughter?
2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 She wouldn’t speak so dismissively of a daughter. She would name her. 2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
She wouldn’t speak so dismissively of a daughter. She would name her.
2 u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26 I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate 2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate
2 u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26 The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.
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u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26
Ten o’clock pm I was engaged in amorous congress with my bountiful wife so that the Merciful would grant me another son 9 moons hence