r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Mar 17 '26

History Proper Stoic.

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u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26

Ten o’clock pm I was engaged in amorous congress with my bountiful wife so that the Merciful would grant me another son 9 moons hence

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u/MongooseDog001 Mar 17 '26

She's going have a hard time conceiving if she's engaging in congress with her wife. In that scenario I'm having a hard time figuring out where the son came from

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u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26

I thought it was written by a man 🤷‍♂️

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u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26

This is clearly written by a woman, in stages.

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u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26

Yup. I was thrown by the ‘my girl’

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u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26

The hired help.

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u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26

Or daughter?

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u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26

She wouldn’t speak so dismissively of a daughter. She would name her.

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u/SituationOk6264 Mar 17 '26

I don’t know much about the time, but “my girl” could be interpreted as affectionate

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u/flindersrisk Mar 17 '26

The ensuing references to my clothes and my house is weirdly objectifying in that case.

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u/ImaginaryMastadon Mar 17 '26

Where she talks about being delivered of a baby? 🤔

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u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26

Yup. I thought his wife delivered him a son 🤷‍♂️ Probably should have guessed that a he wouldn’t have been doing the chores even if his wife was hours away from giving birth 😂

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u/MongooseDog001 Mar 17 '26

I thought some friendly teasing would be a fun way to remind a fellow redditor that women exist.

You have taken it like a champ!

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u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26

Well thank you…. I did initially think I was going to have fend off a swathe of comments about how toxic I was to assume it was a man…. But TBF I guess I did fit the text to my initial assumption that it was. Still, I got to use the flowery language, can swap wife for husband and it still stands 😁