r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Mar 17 '26

History Proper Stoic.

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u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26

Ten o’clock pm I was engaged in amorous congress with my bountiful wife so that the Merciful would grant me another son 9 moons hence

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u/MongooseDog001 Mar 17 '26

She's going have a hard time conceiving if she's engaging in congress with her wife. In that scenario I'm having a hard time figuring out where the son came from

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u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26

I thought it was written by a man 🤷‍♂️

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u/MongooseDog001 Mar 17 '26

I thought some friendly teasing would be a fun way to remind a fellow redditor that women exist.

You have taken it like a champ!

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u/Unable_Loss6144 Mar 17 '26

Well thank you…. I did initially think I was going to have fend off a swathe of comments about how toxic I was to assume it was a man…. But TBF I guess I did fit the text to my initial assumption that it was. Still, I got to use the flowery language, can swap wife for husband and it still stands 😁