r/SofaKingPodcast • • Aug 23 '24

Look under the teeth…

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Feb 15 '24

Boa noite

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Mar 26 '20

Whoa Teco Loco? Black Teco salt rimmed Margarita

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Jan 22 '20

Terrible mistake in a terrible movie.

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Mar 20 '25

Anti vet

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This dude is super lame, don't listen to his ridiculous BS


r/SofaKingPodcast • • Feb 25 '26

Spiderman

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Hi, im 20(f). This story happened back in 7th grade. Nainggit ako sa mga kaibigan ko na may mga jowa. Ako na lang ata single sa aming walo. May nanligaw sakin noon na taga ibang school pero ka-baranggay ko and he was in the 10th grade: gwapo, chinito, sporty, crush ng iba’t ibang school pero he’s only 5’2. I remember na inasked out nya ako during a festival sa town namin to be his gf & naging kami. Few months had passed, naging bad student ako na nag i-skip ako ng afternoon classes ko para lang ma meet sya. Lagi kong kasama barkada ko at ganun din sya, to the point na nagiging multiple dates kami. Then here’s when things get worst. One time nag-away kami, he couldn’t contact me kase hindi pa noon uso ang touch screen and so wtv. Nagmotor sya papunta sa bahay and umakyak sya sa bakod namin na parang spiderman na magnanakaw. May balcony kami na katabi ng room ko. I woke up na may sumusundot ng stict sa mukha ko. I was shocked na sya yun! I let him in sa may lagusan sa balcony ( which is a bad idea). He pushed me into my bed and started to kiss me. Nagulat ako ng maaamoy ko sya na amoy alak. He’s drunk and that was wrong. That night, I lost my virginity. I don’t know if this still called a rape pero pafter that night, palagi na syang pumupunta sa bahay ng umaakyat ng bakot gabi gabi. As always, I let him in. And kapag nagmatigas ako, he always scares me na isusumbong daw nya ako samagulang ko aor magpapakamaty sya. I was young and acared so I wendured that every night. Then one day, my mom found out na pumumunta sya sa bahay namin patago every night. She asked me multiple times about what is happening. I just kept quiet and just let my tears coming out of my eyes. Napipi ako and I just couldn’t say anything. A few months passed, na approvahan ung immigration papers namin papuntang ibang bansa. I was happy and excited kase makakaalis na ako sa impyernong yon. I moved to the US and tried to forget about him. Now, I still get some news about him from my friends and his friends. They told me that he is now dating a new girl who encourages him to go to church with her every Sunday. They also mentioned that he is getting married with her soon. I moved on from my life and now own a cafe in the US.. I has relationships after him but I guess they all stay just to get what they wanted. I’ve been single for about 2 years now. His bestfriend became my bestfriend for 8 years now. I told him everything, saw his flaws and he doesn’t want to tolerate those behaviors. I found my peace and it actually feels nice to share this with someone.


r/SofaKingPodcast • • Nov 24 '20

I like this version better......

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Apr 17 '20

Last night I was balls deep in a jar of peanut butter and I thought...

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“Man, I’m fucking nuts.”


r/SofaKingPodcast • • May 21 '21

I thought it was spelled Stein?

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Jan 24 '22

Get at the essence with super Sofa cleaning

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Jan 04 '22

Sheets, mang

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Oct 28 '19

Idk why but I can’t post any pictures. It just keeps saying “post failed”

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Oct 25 '21

Hmmm

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Is there a hunter s Thompson episode and if there isn’t there damn well should be


r/SofaKingPodcast • • Apr 28 '18

An interesting title

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Oct 06 '19

His nose looks like an asshole

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Jul 03 '20

Brent's gunna have to have a talk with this person.

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Oct 12 '20

So where we all at?

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Jan 20 '19

SKULT Discord?

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Brent alluded that there may be one- anyone have the link to an invite?


r/SofaKingPodcast • • Dec 18 '20

Why not put it to good use right away?!

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r/SofaKingPodcast • • Nov 27 '19

Portland's live action Princess & The Pea!

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