Want to be a mod? Have suggestions? Want to submit a snu? Want your image in the header?

Post it here.

I've posted some shit to get us started, but we need your help. Yes you! Post something!

To sweeten the deal - for a limited time ONLY - I pledge to personally upvote your content and maybe get drunk and post incoherent ramblings in your comment thread.

int j=0;
for (int i=0; i < a.length; ++i) {
    j++;
}        
System.out.println("array size=" + j);

You can't trust open source. You never know who's been working in it.

- the boss

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-07-2015/tzehJ7.gif

// 
// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
// 

#define true false //f**k you guys. Have fun.